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Elden Ring | Ep. #61 | Itching a Scratch (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-11 23:45:56
Edited:
2026-02-02 02:06:40
Imported:
2024-05

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This episode is as cool as Tekken. QOTD 1: Which of the Beard Bros would be the most susceptible to become super religious and why?QOTD 2: A

This episode is as cool as Tekken.

QOTD 1: Which of the Beard Bros would be the most susceptible to become super religious and why?QOTD 2: Are penises more obscene than titties?

Comments

Snonk

The column was doric ted my boy but you were close. They are what you'll see on surviving greek structures but could also be roman in this case cause its just a simple design. corinthian are ornate ones with filigree detailed tops and bottoms which are roman and ionic are the ones with curly swirls

Tim Robinson

Ted for sure because he's a midwest boy and religion is a deep rooted construct there that a certain life experience could easily bring that out of anyone. penises are more obscene because they are way more gross.

J Bot

Ted would 100% join a cult by accident without even realizing it. No doubt.

Smegmussio

Ted looks like a missionary let loose for the first time.

Colby Mazur

I don't subscribe to the idea that there is a "wrong" way of speaking. Language like many things is socially constructed through use. If people are saying they are "itching" and you understand what they mean, then that word and definition is valid.

Mark Downey

i thought brett was mormon for a while because of his no caffeine and drugs. i dont know why i thought mormon

Grayson B

Ted absolutely could have been swept up by a cult. No shade Ted, I love you. Penii def are more obscene than titties to me. The ruins are also Mesopotamian/Proto-Egyptian inspired and the writing is cuneiform. Some objects are literally scanned and ripped from real life. At least in Uld and the underground areas. More Roman/Grecian in Leyendell and the "modern" areas of the game.

Korbo

If you wielded a hammer to literally crush people into the ground I'm sure it'd actually take a lot of care to keep it. At the very least, you'd need to clean off all the crusted bits of enemies on it from time to time.

Korbo

The word "scratch" exists, and the fact that some people say "I'm itching my eye", when they are in fact, scratching it, is wrong not as in that language can't be fluid and change, but rather that they are saying it out of confusion (conflating the meaning of the words itch and scratch) and not out of a decision to use a certain expression or word. That's what makes it "wrong" to me.

Seth Merkley

Answering the Qs today before I watch the video because these are easy af. Ted is the answer like everyone else said. And yes penises are definitely more obscene than titties, they expel bodily waste, they transmit STDs, and are more directly involved in procreation which everyone knows is naughty. Crotches in general get more dirty than chests.

TheNeutrachrist

I think that penises are more obscene than titties. How much I feel is dependent on a spectrum that is influenced by size and tumescence.

Artufex

QOTD1: I'd guess Ted, then Brett, then Alex. Ted because he seems more likely to go along to get along and to be radicalized that way, Brett second because I thought(?) he was raised Catholic or something. I might be making that up, though. Alex third because he seems to have the most defined political ideology that I think would be most resistant to religious indoctrination. Not because he's political, but because of his left leaning ideology. QOTD2: I think there is no body part inherently more obscene than another. The idea of obscenity comes from our sensibilities and how we're socialized to view the genitals as private. That's also how we come to view female breasts as sexy and to also keep them private while male breasts are allowed to run free. In cultures where both men and women are topless boobs aren't sexualized and thus not seen as obscene. Also, think of John Dillermand: that children's show in Denmark about the man with the absurdly long dick. People in the US and other more prudish states got up in arms about its obscenity, but the Danish obviously think it's acceptable for children to view.

Dave P

QOTD 1: Alex would get wrapped up in some sort of Green Stone cult. QOTD 2: Yes

ealdm0nk

QOTD 1: I don't really see any of the bros becoming super religious in a zealous kind of way where they poorly represent Christ by deeming anything outside of what John Doe from the 50s would approve of as demonic, but I can see Brett becoming a Christian. I've been thinking about this since 2020 and meditating on it whenever it comes up, but there have been a few times where Brett has said something profound and I thought to myself, "You know Brett, you're not that far from the kingdom of God" (that's a reference to Mark 12:34). Only problem is that that assessment can go either way, as I don't see Brett as the type who would be satisfied with just: "that's how it is" or any unsatisfactory response that his constant (in a good way) questioning of everything is. The Bro's have probably seen me in the comments sections of other videos before and will probably recognize me from this phrase, but I've said it once and I'll say it again: Brett is one of the wisest people I've ever had the pleasure of listening to and has helped me with my own growth in aspects of maturity and spiritual growth. I think Brett is the clearest example of someone today who is most like Socrates. The only difference between Brett and everyone else I've ever met who Socratically questions everything is that Brett knows when to stop being a gadfly and to drop the discourse, which only adds to my opinion of him being one of the wisest people I've ever "met." QOTD 2: In more adult TV and Film, you'd probably be able to get away with showing bare breasts, but you wouldn't be able to get away (at least, not without lower review scores or ratings) if you were to show male genitalia.

Vijnananath

Q1: It depends on what you mean by "super religious". If you mean "become a firm adherent in a basically chill, reasonable way," my answer is Alex by a mile. If you mean "become a fanatic," gotta be Brett; in my experience, it's always the people who think of themselves as skeptical, independent thinkers who make the best marks for cults. Q2: The penis is, between the two options, the one that does the sex, so I lean that way.. But, context free, neither is inherently obscene.

Michael French

I will definitely say this when this is on YouTube, but as a child, I always called it “itching a scratch”

Seth Callis

alright you messed me up making me realize I basically say "woohf" instead of "wolf" what the hell. I swear I was tryin to pronounce those Ls