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Elden Ring | Ep. #163 | Doo-doo Bug (Patreon)

Published:
2024-12-25 19:00:04
Imported:
2024-12

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We are at a new level of baseball.

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deej

Marmalade crystal! happy holidays everyone!!

Chad Sullivan

Listen, I'm down for the public acceptance of anybody needing a quick number three. Just don't be weird about it!

DN_Peyton

Saddam saying who’s my creampuff to satan in South Park will never not kill me

Joshua Levine

So funny, a blue balls conversation for Christmas! Funny story! When I was in high school, I was making out with my girlfriend in my car. We weren't having sex at that point so just light stuff... All of a sudden I get a sharp pain in my testicles. Like... PAIN! I didn't say anything to her, I just reminded her she needed to get home before it was too late and she agreed, so we left. I thought I was dying of blue balls! The pain was intolerable!! But it wasn't. I couldn't even think about my boys! No relief was available anywhere... Turns out I somehow got epididymitis. Doctor has no clue how. Worst pain of my 43 years of living.

PenaKULatta

I'm sorry how I treated you. Now, let's balance this budget.

Dustin Gibbons

Also the director's cut of Daredevil while isn't a good movie it is a whole lot better than the theatrical...

Cuan

I had that. Got it once a month for most of my teens. Went away in my early twenties. Something to do with testosterone levels, which are heightened when you're growing up. Unfortunately, contrary to your story, the first person to touch my junk was my male doctor when I was getting that problem checked. At least it wasn't cancer!

Joshua Levine

The worst (best?) was that they gave me an ultrasound... The tech was BEAUTIFUL!!!! Red, wavy hair, green eyes, just gorgeous!! I've never concentrated on the New York Mets lineup in all my life... I was FOCUSED. By far the most mind over matter that I've done, period. I did NOT want to hear, "oh don't worry, that's normal for boys your age!" 🤣 (My dad was in the room at the time. His silent laughter helped. He knew my battle.

Cam

I love Melina in the Mountain tops. “Wanna start a fire?”

Trey Edwards

Blue balls is known as epididymal hypertension, which will get you real info about it if you're interested. Also, going number 3 was featured in an episode of Ren and Stimpy that was all about Stimpy getting addicted to masturbation. Went way over my head as a kid, but looking back it's so obvious. They had it all, hair on the palms, going blind, weird religious stuff.

Artemis

Maybe it's the THC, but the way Zombie Ted said "Really?!" early on got my ass good. Much love

Korbo

Ooof blue balls can hurt quite a lot. But what kind of weirdo uses it to "coerce" someone for sex? That's just weird. I mean it's okay if you ask your partner for a helping hand (imo) but it's more like "hey I need to do this thing, you in the mood for helping or should I excuse myself?".

Jay Wilkey

"BaconatorBaconatorBaconator" I hear you Zed.

Logan

“You’re not you when you’re horny. Have a JO.”