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Metroid Dread | Ep. #9 | Boost and Slip (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-23 18:00:05
Imported:
2025-05

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QOTD 1: Who’s the most badass of us?

QOTD 2: What would your parent fusion name be?

BBH: Rank the nickname: Little Teddy Boi.

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Anthony Stewart

If I remember correctly, Fusion starts with Samus being attacked by an X parasite and almost dying. To save her, the federation injects her with Metroid DNA (since Metroids were created to fight the X parasite) which is why she is now susceptible to cold.

Dave P

QOTD 1: Alex, because he has like 5 jobs. I think his crazy Chilluminati episodes are badass, because they are so crazy and compelling. QOTD 2: Daeshelle Bonus: 4

Stephen

Genetically speaking Samus' shit is all fucked up

PenaKULatta

Brett is most badass. Ted admitted previously that he would lose to Brett in a fight. Brett beats up Ted, takes the motorcycle. He is so Badass.

md

oh my god, I would loooove a professor layton playthrough

dbyard92

QOTD 1: Brett hands down is the most bad ass and intimidating looking yet the friendliest one. (He gives a Michael Clark Duncan vibe) QOTD 2: Theron and misty so Thersty?

Dustin Gibbons

Fusion starts out at the end of Super Metroid. She isn't part Metroid yet. She was just infused with Metroid power in her beams but not DNA yet. She gets attacked by an X parasite at the beginning of Fusion in the cutscene. They used DNA from "the last metroid" to save her life by infusing it with her. That is why she is vulnerable to ice and what not in Fusion. She is part Metroid. She comments something like once again her baby saved her life again. With that said by the end she is all kinds of powered up.

Aaron Shecora

Jirard is the most badass (former) beardbro because it takes so much courage to commit embezzlement.

Dusty Pate

You’re all badass 👌🏼👌🏼

kejigoto

The problem with just talking about fascism and how bad it is... is that you start to find out how many "Americans" are actually okay with fascism so long as it's their guy calling the shots. Then you start to realize it's not about any of that but rather who is being hurt and targeted. We're seeing protections stripped away, rights be violated, and "Americans" are cheering this on because they finally get to be openly hateful pieces of human garbage. Treat them with the same energy they give. All Republicans are traitors. Top to bottom. Highest office to the lowliest voter. All of them are traitors to their country. If they have a problem with that? Fuck their feelings. Maybe they should have spoken up and stepped out of the traitor lineup when Republicans started calling all LGBTQ+ members pedophiles and groomers. Or hey what about how the left is unhinged, violent, and traitors who need to be jailed? Nah they don't care about that because they believe it. Why do they believe it? Because they are traitors putting a single person over their country. Don't just talk about it. Actively resist. Actively tell them to fuck off. Do not be governable. Do not be a friendly neighbor. Polite is for a just and fair society. They deserve nothing but bitter rage and the fear that you're going to strike the moment their back is turned because they'd do the fucking same to you the instant their orange traitor okays it. Millions of dollars is being paid out to an American traitor's family. It's being done to tell the other traitors if they sacrifice it all in another January 6th style raid (and trump the traitor wants a third term) that they will take care of your family. Fight. Fight like fucking hell. Because they are fighting so much fucking harder to tear it all down and they only gotta win once to ruin everything. And if anyone tells you they didn't vote for Kamala because "she didn't represent them" then they are just saying they are okay with trump the traitor representing them which is just a really long walk on a short prier to say they are okay with treason because the end result of who is being hurt by all of this is okay with them. They are just as bad as all the other traitors.

Ryan

I once misheard a conversation with a good friend and his grandma. I thought she called him “my little stinky boy” but she was actually talking about her dog to him. About an hour later I called him little stinky boy and the look on his face was priceless. He then put two and two together and we lost our shit together. Since then his nickname for me has always been “little stinky boy” and it will always be. So I am all for little teddy boy.

Jesse Lefler

QOTD 1: Smitty (is it Smitty or Schmitty? My hearing sucks.) hands down. He did hard time in doggy prison (alex got him from a shelter right?) and can't be silenced. QOTD 2: Shankie or Freila Lol I'm so on board for a very special episode of Super Beard Bros where the guys talk about the dangers of fascism during something like Wolfenstein (2014).

Aaron Van Scyoc

Love the idea of Prof. Layton play though. Maybe everyone has a certain number of lifelines?

Lexi Harper

QOTD1: Ted DOES have a motorcycle, but I like the idea of Brett doing a tatsu across the screen totally out of nowhere, so I'm gonna go with that. QOTD2: Laurel and Wayne, so... Layne? Can't be Warel that's terrible. I'll go with Layne. BBH: 7.2

Kyle

1: Teds holdin it down. 2. brobby (brenda+bobby) 3. No.

Ju Man Jack

Amen, A-fucking-men, my friend

Grardvark

The irony of talking about hating facism while painting hundreds of millions of people in the broadest possible strokes as you spew hatred at them for having different opinions than you is comical to me. You're mad Republicans called you unhinged and violent, so your response is to expose how unhinged you are as you literally call for violence? Yeah, that'll show 'em.

kejigoto

@ Gradvark The irony of getting upset that I'm saying the same things about Republicans that Republicans have, for years, spewed about multiple other groups including Democrats, LGBTQ+, immigrants, and more. Thanks for proving my point that you lot don't get upset until someone turns the hate in your direction because you keep giving them a legitimate reason to hate you. Funny when I say fight like hell you see it as violence but when trump the traitor incites an actual attempt to overthrow the government by telling you traitors to fight like hell it's just a peaceful gathering. If you want things to change so badly go to Russia where this brand of fascism and bigotry is welcomed. Otherwise brace yourself for a history lesson traitor.

Doctor J

Would love to see Brett (and Alex) tackle Blue Prince!

Raymond Heath

Brett is the most bad-butt, Mabert, 69.

Steve

Dude, that was their friend. Uncool

Grardvark

I'll just point out that in your ranting you not only directed your hate at Republicans, which would be understandable, but you also threw another ~90 million people who didn't vote under the bus because they didn't vote for Harris when you said they were "just as bad as the other traitors." You'll win a lot of moderates to your side as you vilify anyone who doesn't agree with you. Enjoy being angry and lonely.

kejigoto

@ Gradvark Republicans seemed to have "won" a lot of votes by vilifying fellow Americans who live their lives differently. Amazing how you don't draw issue with all LGBTQ+ members being pedophiles and groomers, or immigrants being violent criminals who are just here to rape and murder after they bring in drugs, or any of the other vile hatred you lousy traitors spew daily. Nah taking offense with that, wanting to see the Constitution upheld for ALL, and things like decorum, rule of law, and shit like that be followed, is somehow crossing the line. But thanks for proving your reading comprehension is zero and another reason why the Department of Education shouldn't be disbanded or anything like that (funded through Congress) because I said that if their reason for NOT voting for Harris was because she didn't represent them then they are fine with a traitor representing them and they are just as bad. You red coats are human trash. Don't like hearing that? Leave the country. Russia is waiting to accept American traitors. Or maybe just don't be a domestic threat? Hey isn't trump the traitor's new pardon attorney wanting to pardon those behind trying to kidnap a Democratic governor? They are because they you are all traitors you just don't like being called traitors. Burn.

Ryan Petron

EASILY TED no ques Clonna or Dliff And absolutely peak

WAC 'n HAC

We are in a constitutional crisis and a crisis of democracy right now. If you disagree, or won't actively fight against one or the other, you are part of the problem. We can work out who has the moral higher-end after we work as hard as we can to save our countries from this threat. No one's feelings are relevant in this fight. I want our laws to be enforced, and I want to be able to vote on those laws and the people that make them. Let's all work together to achieve these things, agreed?

wes mars

Lease or shot him got me. I’ve rewinded that part so many times

Joseph Zappia

Brett because he is the most genuinely chill and that is pretty bad ass. Marank. 33 1/3

UltraConk

Just wanna say, I NEED that layton-but-no-helping series. Like yesterday.

Max Streuber

Lot of good bits in this one, I had some solid laughs. Thanks beard bros.

Britney

"Fascism is the same as not being okay with fascists! Checkmate atheists!"

Jbomb1900

My Concerns "Cost of living, Corporate overreach, VAST Overpopulation due to immigration causing breakdowns in every facet of American Life" And you guys are concerned about Orange Man Bad? Still?

Attackoftheslow1

Cost of living up from Trump admin. Corporate overreach? Also Trump admin. Immigration is not causing breakdowns. You fell for the lie. Ya got played son

BigSpaghetti

Ted is the most bad ass, definetely. Pieif or Leia. 1.

Cam

catching up on this series the weekend after the kirk week; cant tell you how nice it is to hear dudes saying 'gotta turn it into something positive'. You bros are awesome. But "i miss when this show was just about the trivia" Lol. You guys rock.