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Alex May Cry | Ep. #2 | Elvis Bravo (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-02 18:00:07
Imported:
2025-06

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Welcome to the first episode of Truth OR Dab!

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a potatoe

How many recording sessions you boys intending this to span? Is that known?

James Raiter

Ooo FIRST QUESTION and it gets uncomfortably spicy lol

Chad Sullivan

Ted can't fathom being a Brett sized man without eating tons. But it isn't that way, Ted! Brett could be sitting at 2-3k cals daily, but being big makes weight loss options sparce. You might see the exact same amount of food, but your daily routines could be burning a 1500 difference.

Steve

I appreciate Brett breaking down the moves and saying what he's pressing. Alex encouraging him despite the spicy repercussions. The jokes are hilarious and the artwork for the thumbnail is clean. Loving this series, bros! 👍

Joshua Levine

Mommy doesn't trust Daddy with the money. 😳

Asaad Miller

Not Ted coming out of left field with the WILD rationale

UnorthoD3X

I think Ted is just concerned about his physical health with that answer, not that the food has a cost/value. Brett, is a big dude, I worry sometimes too. I also think since the answer would have probably been "I don't really have a reason to not loan/give any of you my money if they asked." right? but that isn't fun. I think Ted had a fun answer with a little bit of misunderstood caring mixed in.

John Calvin Boyer

Until the end of the game probably? It's only like a 6 hour game, I think if it was a limited series they would've mentioned that

Korbo

1) The sword from the thumbnail is Ted in my headcannon. 2) Brett with dante's hair looks cool as hell.

Jahnoi Smith

I have a question. Will you guys continue this series with the rest of the DMC games? Up to 3 at least!

Korbo

Bro 3k calories a day is a lot. Sure it's easy to get there with some unfortunate snacks, but it's a ton of calories. Also I know it was just a random number as an example but for ted to burn 1.5k extra calories a day he'd have to do the equivalent of walking 20-30km every day.

Chad Sullivan

Definitely stretched the numbers, but you right. More meant Ted is probably active, Brett less so. Apologies.

Grardvark

That was kinda my thought on it... but it's also Ted. I assumed him sharing the info about that girl was fine since he was so brazen about doing it, but then it turned out to be just as bad as it sounded. So he could be concerned for Brett, or he could just really not like spending excess money on food. Only the Tedboi knows for sure.

Joshua Queen

Where is the Aristocrats Hat? Did they ever find it?

Danielle

Okay so Alex is eating the hot sauce and Ted is answering uncomfortable questions, I wonder what type of punishment they will do for Brett, if they'll do one 🤔

Brendan West

I like that when Ted puts his foot in his mouth he puts it ALLL the way in.

J Bot

Ted better start eating some hot sauce

Grardvark

Whatever else could be said about the man, you have to respect the commitment.

Grardvark

If this series goes to DMC2 then playing that will be Brett's punishment.

Dustin Gibbons

Ted as someone who grew up in a small Midwest town, you worrying about what Bret would spend the money on sounds super Midwestern lol Morally though it shouldn't matter because once it leaves your hands it isn't yours anymore ❤️

WAC 'n HAC

It is weird how you can feel responsible for how money one loans or gives to a person gets spent. I would hate to think the beard bros take my 10 bucks and buy stock in black rock, but I know my bank is doing that with my savings account. I appreciate Ted answering and getting this discussion going, it's fun to hear what the bris think about tough stuff

Max Streuber

Ted acting like the only thing preventing Brett from constantly eating is the lack of money lmao

Vijnananath

Alex: "Who would you not lend money to and why?" Ted: "Brett is fat like Sid Vicious did heroin." Holy shit that was an uncomfortable conversation.

John Calvin Boyer

Lmfao all the people getting secondhand embarrassed for literally no reason xD y'all need to get more comfortable talking to people about shit

KHDZ Gaming

I think we all know why Ted wouldn’t let Brett barrow money! Ted quickly pivoting to an equally offensive reason. Pretty funny stuff, do more! Freudian slips are a BITCH!

Gumbymane

I will say I am curious about Brett’s size out of ignorance and wanting to understand more. If his size isn’t caused by a high and prolonged caloric intake then what is the cause? Of course I would never ask anyone to discuss their medical conditions with me unless they wanted to. I’d also like to say that this does not come from a place of judgement. Brett is the best and although I’d like him to be healthy, he is free to live his life without my input.

Taylor Hodgson-Scott

That was a good uncomfortable question, there's definitely people/family in my life that I love that I would hesitate lending money to due to their past tendencies, and would be uncomfortable bringing up the excuse why! Thanks for this series y'all, can't wait to watch more.

Devon Alonzo

Is devil may cry the successor to god of war ? Never played DMC but it’s giving me GOW vibes

MartinWDoodles

Not remotely. DMC came out four years before the first GOW (DMC 2001, GOW 2005). However when exhibiting the game at E3 2004 the GOW devs are reported as describing it as "merging the action of Devil May Cry with the puzzle-solving of Ico" according to an old Gamespot article. So safe to say that there was some influence/inspiration at work there.

Doctor J

omg Ted's answer...jesus...maybe you shouldn't be asking Ted any more questions like this. It was very uncomfortable to listen to Ted try to rationale his bias.

Adrian McCrimmon

Here's the thing. If Ted said "Alex because he'll spend it on weed" that would not have been nearly as controversial despite the fact it's basically the same thing. Ted as a vanilla midwest Christian man doesn't want people spending money on vices. The main difference is that Brett's situation is one that Ted is actually scared of

Sean Dixon

Even though video games reboots sometimes are just lame I think it would help people to think about it like comics. "That's not my Dante." While true-ish, because reboot Dante is different in attitude, I try to think of it like - yeah that is Spider-Man, but not Peter Parker. Same "Character" different artistic interpretation.