no way back up (Patreon)

no way back up.

are you a good piggy? do you know enough about pigs to even know if you're a good piggy? i don't think you do.

that is what this file is for. facts about pigs. i tell you one, slowly, in your ears, and it goes in, and you are a step lower. then i tell you another. every one of them is true and you cannot argue with a true thing, and you will try, and that is the funny part. by the end you will know exactly what a good piggy is, and you will know because you are one.

no way back up is a limbic file. over half an hour. the first fact comes before anything else. then a tone gets in your ears and takes you the rest of the way down, into the mud, and every climb you make after that fails on the next fact. bring the thing that gets you hardest. i will not ask what it is. it goes in the trough.

have mechanisms in you first. play off air before it if you tend to stay on top.

headphones. somewhere you can be loud. good piggy.