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Lummy's hotness rankings (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-30 00:50:19
Imported:
2026-06

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the objective truth

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Damian

Lol. Had to clarify, did you?

Lummy

tho im joking with the category names this is probably vaguely the order i like them

jv

Hideous? So... did you?... nah it cant be... unless?

Emma Snake

They all go in the hottest category

MazinSyndrome

If Charlie was moved to hot, then I’d agree 100%

Edison Goff

Jessie being at the bottom of the barrel is a travesty. More Jessie content plz

Ryan

Dani in bad is CRIMINAL

Ryan

Charlotte lowkey underrated

Drew

This is some baby back buuuuullshit. Charlie is definitely in the wrong category😤

Ravenna

Haha Some are definitely placed in unexpected places. Like Damn I feel so sorry for a few of them. Especially since I like them. *Shocked Pikachu Face* I feel for Morgan and Nayeli and perhaps Kai are misplaced and should be put in the Hot category! I get the Jessie one. Mia bad/to ok.

Cobra

I have issue with the categories, because none of your characters are not some degree of hot.

Ravenna

I think these Rankings are a Bust, They don't capture Lummy's characters hotness very well. I demand a do over with a Full Frontal Nude Showing.

Shoffey13's Channel

Yea they are all good I don’t get this ranking list haha 😆

Lummy

seems like most people disagree withe me lol. i might need to release a few sexy chapters for convincing

Matthew Richson

You know what I need? A character reference guide so I can remember who’s who.

Ravenna

I'll take that bet! :P and Second it!

JayPengin

A few sexy chapters could perhaps persuade people to accept the Objective Truth.

JayPengin

This list is absurd. Alex and Shaye being in Hot, I can agree with but they could be higher. But Charlie, Carly, and Charlotte(a lot of C's I know) being in OK is criminal.

Windborn

Look, I know its Lummy's choices and I respect them. But they don't draw not hot people IMO.

BoomerangAlligator

Shaye snubbed from top tier, Korey placement is BLASPHEMY, Danny up at least a tier, swap Jessie and heather, and Nayeli in Hot

Narete

Why muscle mommys so low? Sorry I can't like this post xd

Aethalides

all of these girls are hot. beauty is in the eye of the beholder haha

Gharlane Eddore

mmm... Maybe this ranking reflects as much Lummy's appreciation of their personality than just their looks. It may well be that Lummy finds dominant cocky girls hideous for instance... Maybe quiet reserved girls are less attractive than others... That being said when I see that Hannah would be "ok looking" my heart bleeds. But that's ok, tolerance is paramount. Thanks a lot for sharing this surprising ranking. Just please keep bringing them all in your stories, a beautiful world is certainly not only filled with your hottest babes.

makima

How is danny bad?

Lummy

dont take this rankings too seriously, im mostly joking around lol. i do like them all, theyre all my swolemates

Lummy

in fact the list itself varies quite a bit day to day. sometimes charlies my favorite, sometimes i dont like tomboys too much

Ravenna

So what you're saying is your finicky lol Yeah that tracks. It's fine, we understand! Morgan Supremacy when?!

Ave_Joe

In the end, it how they treat others. “Behind certain beautiful women there’s others who’s tired of taking their shit.”

DynamicFist

This open controversial author take…is refreshing and fun. I am believing the “don’t take too seriously” and other comments Lummy has said more but I think I extra appreciate her loving everyone’s responses and opinions and even the how as an author/artist things vary (especially with Charlie xD That was funny) I’m probs with the majority of “everyone is hot” but I also love the creator insight and realism. Also extra reader insight of “hey a lot of people at the bottom have been jerks” xD

Spuds

Alex is all around Super Hottest!!! 😍😍😍😍 Because she is "Perfectly Imperfect"!

Magic man

I couldn’t rank them, they’re all perfect