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#34 - What NOT to do on First Dates (early access) (Patreon)

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reem abureyaleh

Lovvve you guys !! Been refreshing over & over again for the last couple hours 😍😍

hailey

yay🥳💗

mikayla b

Oh yeahhhhh hehoo

Mathew D

Yes I was waiting for this to do my college work

pg

yay!!!

Arianna

IVE BEEN WAITING

Carly

Oh thank god something to distract me from tonight

Emma Klem

THANK GOD a distraction from the election

tesla

LETS GOOOOO

Kimberly

we’ve been WAITING for this one

Caroline Cardenas

Thank you for this, need a distraction from the elections😅

Rae Amaral

Been waitin for this

jasmine

THANK GOOOOD I needed a distraction from the election 😫

Lo Ashley

Only obviously Trixie Mattel & Katya as guests on the show, get them in drag & go perform a show for the Patreon. 😭😭😭 oh my heart. Heath & Alisha would be Trixie & Remi & Zane would be Katya. Edit after thinkin- Actually now I can’t decide who would be who 😅

Laura celis

Miss Shangela needs to come and gives the bu baddies a drag lesson

Yasmin Bartolon

Is my audio the only one not working? 😭

Erin

Remi “a drag queen” … and no one got the joke 😢🤣

Gabbi Woods

I live in Jax, FL and our Hamburger Mary’s caught on fire last year….i had no idea it was a nationwide company!

Abi Cecile

lol I think Zane is jealous of Alisha’s blind date 🤭🤭🤭

Laura celis

Hearing them talk about waxing Zane instantly makes me think of the scene from the 30 year old virgin

Kaylin

Zane tryna impress Alisha with his butthole 🤣🫣

Abi Cecile

Lmfao the way I cackled when Zane responded “an alien”👽 😂😂😂😂

osei vincent

Nfs and all jokes aside, Zane needs to believe in himself more. Genuinely feel like if he stopped always doubting himself and all his success, he would be next level.

Abi Cecile

LARPING AND ELOPING 💀😭😂 this is the best episode yet lmao

Anna Rizzo

Hear me out. I want Zane all day everyday costume or not. Preferably nothing at all🥰

Camrie Raeann

The butthole conversation had me rolling

Reijina

Remi! Just my personal opinion, I recommend you don’t get a belly button piercing! I gave birth 5 months ago and my piercing doesn’t look the same anymore! Just something to think abt if you plan on having kids. Ofc everybody’s body is different ◡̈

Shannon

Zane should be nador from what we do in shadows

Jennifer Rodriguez

I had a dream that Zane and Heath hired me to be their manager and we ended up becoming the best of friends 😭 lmfao

Marieliz PR

omg but why have i actually had a dream that i was on the pod?!…i was there but i wasnt me, i was an entirely different person with an entirely different personality, name, etc. and it was from my pov. i tend to dream in my own pov which is apparently not a common thing among people. anyways, this just solidified my resolve more for you guys to do a pod episode on conspiracies and theories because i need to know your thoughts on certain topics. i like discussing them with people

Sarah Ramos

zane saying yall intro yourself twice when i swear alisha and remi has mentioned that before LOL

Camrie Raeann

Heath- “an old, old Camry, something absurd” Me with the name Camrie - 😳

Natalie Schulz

Lol it was Zane who said “he who shall not be named” when he was impersonating Remi 😂

Hannah

You guys already figured out and talked about that you say your names twice for the intro😂😂 I thought you just didn’t care but turns out you all just forgot hahaha

kristiana

lmao i had a dream right before y’all announced y’all were going camping that i went camping with y’all 😳

Katie Klafka

Okay I LOVE dream talk. I dream almost every single night. Not to be creepy but I have had a dream with all 4 of you guys in it before. BUT I always watch the pod right before I go to bed and also I visited LA for the first time a few months ago so I feel like I can picture how you guys live more now, since I am from a small town in Wisconsin so very different vibes. I feel like all of this ties into my dreams. I’m also the same as Remi where they feel like real life!

Annie

question… does it not let anyone else airplay it to the tv anymore?

Abi Cecile

Idk what everyone else thought, but this ep felt like a dream lol… the zalisha energy was off the charts 📈

Delaney Bianco

i think the hair color w goat costume was the determining factor 🤭

gracie flores

What’s Zane’s tattoo on his arm by the mirror

Cassidi

I literally had a dream one night that I was best friends with Remi and Alisha. IT FELT SO REAL. Then I woke up and I was so sad 😂😂😂😂

Melissa Neal

Had to pause and go find the Nair Butthole dude, but he deleted it…. I’m probably better off not seeing it, but I’m a curious bitch! 🤣

Zaida Benavides
>>154477548

I feel like it’s an app issue. I have this problem like every other time I try to airplay it

gracie flores

Zane shut up yk if u read these comments the “thirst” is there. 🙄

Maritza

This episode was so funny

Janice Kim

Sometimes I wake up and think like Wow! that is going to be an insane plot for a movie, I need to write it down, then after a few minutes I completely forget about it. but then like a few days later when I'm just about to fall asleep I remember all the dreams I had that I forgot about when I was awake. hard to explain but it feels like there is this whole other world in my brain that I have only access to when I am drowsy or asleep 🫨

Xiomara Pineda

Omg if Zane and Alisha don’t end up together in like 5 years or something I’m going to be so sad 🥲 I really think they are compatible lol

m katey

damn the zalisha shippers might have to disband after all these separate dates :(

Dthar

that was a really funny and chill episode! 😂💜

Rachel

My parents met on a blind date! My mom wasn’t the girl who was supposed to go originally, but that girl got sick and called my mom to fill in. ♥️

Camrie Raeann

I’ve def had a dream where yall where at a bar I went to and we ended up hanging out and becoming bffs 😂😂

Gracie

Heath did say “Hewho shall not be named” in an episode 😭

Lymaris Lara

Omg Remi saying “you give olive green” and me automatically screaming OMG HE DOES

🌻Mariah🌻

Just read the title and I needed this lol

Natalie Perez

zane don’t worry i still find you attractive without the goat costume

Braylee

this being the second time that Zane has brought up them introing themselves twice 😂😂 I deadass thought I was watching an old episode for a second😂😂😂

Braylee
>>154491631

Really? I thought so at first, but now I kind of think they might be a little too similar. You need to find someone who resembles your best friend, not someone who resembles you.

Ghee

Zane calling Alisha cliche when he wants a house maiden is CRAAAAAZY 🤣

Kailey Jones

Zane moving the pillow after the hear me out talk 🤨

Sarah Coleman

Zane.. the thirst is still here without the costume.

Serena Xiong

LOL I remember I had a dream that I was stranded at a LA party and Rem & Alisha picked me up but they were also too drunk so someone who didn’t look like Zane but his name was Zane drove us home 😂 random cause I don’t even party and I go to sleep at 9pm.

Kelsie

“Are you wearing scrubs?” Hahahahahaha pls only medical people would think thats funny

Kelsie

Alisha’s dream hot costume and Zane’s “I come in next week with a…” ooo zalisha🤔

Angelica Rodriguez

Ahhh this episode felt intense sooo much bad tension 🫣 idk vibes felt off

Oppa

‘..are their eyes wrong?’

Marisa Hemenway

I’m 33 and have my belly button pierced still…. But I’ve had it since I was like 16 😂

Evy
>>154517730

How come you think that? I thought it was a fun episode

Jacinta Berdejo

I got to meet and hug remi in New York I’m still on cloud 9 she is the sweetest soul ever

Brianna

i had a dream that i met you guys on the podcast and zane was so mean to me 💀

Veronica

Zane’s face when group therapy was brought up 😂 he looked STRESSED

Natalie Perez

ALISHA I THINK OF COLORS ALL THE TIME

Lennah Odell

This episode was SOOOO good. love y’all

Camille Jones

You definitely did say “Heehoo shall not be named”. I remember cause I was repeating that line for a month straight😆

emma

best way to start my morning before work 🫶🫶🩷

Madie benson

SO SORRY but a year or so ago I had a dream Heath licked the bottom of my foot and I was so scared

Amanda Franklin

This is so funny because last night I had a dream that I was on a team bonding trip with everyone, and we were at a christmas tree farm and remi was trying to find a hot coco stand lol

Katrina Rossi

please do the conspiracy video while high. i’m begging you!! 😗

Sara Turner

We need a HIGH conspiracy episode! Then y'all should look into the CIA declassified documents "gateway experience"

Alexandra

I think it was the hair color for Zane😍 the “bronde” lol

Bibishands

I’ve definitely had way too many dreams about Zane and Heath that I can’t even recall them

Daniela Obregon

The fact that I had a dream about Zane about two weeks ago 😂

Lisa

i needed these laughs, today especially 🥹🥹💞

Riley Callister

I had a dream the other night that it was raining tiny sharks 🤣 I was at a football game and it started POURING 3 inch sharks that were biting people

Nina

real ones have beeen thirsting over Zane 😂💓

Chaysedepalma

WAIT THATS SO WEIRD UR MENTIONING DREAMS I literally had a dream LAST NIGHT before I watched this episode that I met Alisha and Remi out in LA somewhere and then they brought me to a huge LA party with every YouTuber you could imagine Tana, Sam & Colby, Zane and heath obvi and I woke up this morning and I texted my friend who also watches all these YouTubers bc I really was like my all YouTube home page at this one party

Lo Ashley

☁️yup, had a dream I was dating Zane & we met up with Remi at Costco & went shopping & I knocked over an entire pallet of strawberries & we had to pick them up, I was crying, Remi was consoling me & Zane was eating them off the floor- the end. Woke up very upset it wasn’t real, & yup I’m married. Feels good getting that off my chest 😊🍓

Isabella S

Omg hamburger mary’s is iconic, you guys NEED to go for team bonding. 🙂‍↕️

nicole

Zane has to be Nandor next halloween

Kasey

My dyslexic ass saw 1:41 not 1:14 and I was STOKED 😭 the camera quality is extra good today I don’t know why

erin grow

lol also talking about the intro I love how yall took a million pics and rented a whole ass mansion for pics and used like 3 😂

Maday

I believe Heath said “he who shall not be named” when he was acting like Alisha in the episode where they dressed as each other, Also I forgot when and who said it but I think the hee hoo and zee hee started because Remi and. Alisha were talking about their drunk names romi and loshi

Shannon Cermak

"Orange" something in the orange by Zach Bryan

Sarah Aspelin

heath olive, zane orange, alisha maroon, remi royal blue

Sarah Aspelin

my sister and i always said we’ve both had dreams of floating pirate ship coming down our street

Shannon Cermak

okay next patreon video... specific dreams each person has had multiple times. I've had a few growing up different ones that are odd and would love to know I'm not the only one that's had multiple of the same dream growing up.

Lily-Rae Whittaker

I once had a dream that Zane and I were high asf watching a YouTube vid of Andrew Garfield doing ‘Weed ASMR’ and the three of us were just loosing our shit I do have a dream about Heath too but it was actually really sad/scary 😂😭

Savv

Avatar 😭

Callie

Goat Zane is a “Here me out” OG Zane is just Hot

Callie

🧐 they keep talking about all these dates they are going on, yet it seems like Zane is taking note of Alisha’s attractions. #Zalisha lives!

David Landeros

Heath saying “It was a hole video of that, like the hole thing” about the nair video 😭😭😭

Sahraya Ramirez

Alisha: SHOULD WE DO GROUP THERAPY?!? Heath: The podcast ends 😐😂 Zane: No…. I don’t think we’re there yet ☠️☠️☠️

Leah Prak

I mean this in the nicest way, but Zane’s outfit looks like he took inspo from a blueberry

mckaela

I promise zane, we’re all thirsting at all times

tesla

THE HERE ME OUT WAS UNHINGED 😂 I absolutely loved it.

tesla

Zane doing a plumber tik tok 💀

Shana Martin

My best friend and cousins stalked me on my first date with my ex. They hid in a booth and had the manager in cahoots with them 😂😂 also, that was the first time my cousins and bestie met each other 😂

Lizzy Garlinger

Remi is periwinkle and I will not be elaborating.

Presley Keith

I actually had a dream that I met Heath, Zane and Mariah and I was just hysterically crying lol

Presley Keith

I also had a dream that my boyfriend’s neighbor (who I had never met I just knew of ) stole my dog and the next day the neighbor and my dog both died tragically.😐 this was like 7 years ago, and it still absolutely blows my mind

Rachel Reames

the fact that Zane doesn't know we all thirst after him on the daily is crazyyyyy

Louisa

HAHAHAHHAH I DIED WITH THE SUPERMAN COMMENTS FROM ZANE

Haley Abruzzese

In New York, I past a table with Banksy art pieces and a sign on the table said No pictures, yes its me. Ring the bell if you want to buy one.

erin grow

Zane honey you don’t need to be a goat trust me you already are the goat

Jocelyn

Ya I don’t need the goat costume or a cake Zane is simply hot

Edelyn

I think cause Zane is so outspoken, I always have him in my dreams but just him doing normal things. Like seeing him in a store, or at a restaurant

Angelina Razo

Thankfully Remi spoke up regarding her view on politics openly on her social media platforms. Good bye I’ll be unsubscribing

Angelina Razo

If you’re uneducated on the topic then stay out of it!!!! TRUMP 2024

Maday

I think Heaths therapy idea is actually pretty good, at a very low point for me my previous therapist did reach out to a couple people in my life so they could write heartfelt letters to me and them being involved in that way was really life changing and loving for me, it really helped me and opened my eyes to their love and the beauty of life❤️ Sometimes our loved ones want to help us but don’t know how and doing it through a therapist could be super helpful

Aubree Lowell

yall have been in my dreams as my best friends too many times to count

Karen Medina

The way I JUST had a dream of Zane last night hahahahahah

Maday

Larping and eloping 😂🫶🏻

Christina Huckabay

Set up Zane and Alisha on “separate” blind dates… but they are each others date. 👀

Elizabeth

Heath definitely said Heehoo shall not be named in the episode where they talked about the drunk vlog and he couldn’t make it 😆

elyse

i had a dream that my boyfriend (at the time) cheated on me with his ex girlfriend- i confronted him the next morning and come to find out he DID cheat on me in real life with his ex the same night i had the dream😭 i think i have a sixth sense

Christina

ALISHAAAA!! The patreon NEEDSSSS an update on your date ASAP!! . . . . . Also, not me literally sitting here with a note in my notes app saying I had a dream a specific friend told me she was pregnant so when I see her I have proof I dreamt it if she ends up telling me that lol

Apsongbird Pond

I have 1000% had a dream where I was Hanging out with Heath and Mariah lol

Rachel

Genuinely cannot wait to see how Zane and Heath react to Remi and Alisha doing vlogmas 😂

Alyssa DeMas

Is zane moving at 1.25 or is it’s just me

irina

alisha i dreamed about you like 3 years ago and i was at some meeting and you were coming in for the meeting and i started geeking out and you went "can you be mature and pay attention to the meeting please" and i was so embarrassed, but then you were like "im so sorry, today has been a day, wanna go to alfred?" and i freaked out and then i woke up before we went to alfred and when i woke up i tried so hard to get back to that dream and when i couldn't i cried.

Maggie Mueller

I did actually have a dream about you guys at a movie premiere that I was at and I totally embarrassed myself in front of you guys but I feel like that’s just my love for yall!

Sheila Vasquez

zane i’ll take u all natural don’t worry 😘

Angelica Sanchez

I definitely had a dream with you guys, but it was the unfiltered case. I wanted to get on the podcast and share my story about needing a transplant. They told me no because it wasn’t like their aesthetic. I literally think about it time to time 😭

Dani Cummings

I had a dream a couple of months ago that I was leaving my college class early to beat traffic. Mind you, I’m not even in college anymore. The hallways started morphing into the part of a hotel where the elevators are at. I met Zane there and we made a tiktok dancing to Megan the Stallion’s “Savage”. He invited me to go up to your guys’ room so I could meet Mariah and dance with her too. When we got up there it was a 70’s inspired hotel room and there were a lot of producers standing around the kitchen island. Heath was dressed very country with his hat and his boots. Mariah had on a big leather jacket and fuzzy boots. The whole dream didn’t last long, maybe a couple of minutes. I don’t even remember what was happening to make me have a dream like this, but I remember waking up and feeling like I was dreaming a Wattpad story😂 debunk this dream

Dani Cummings

More recently, I had a dream where Alisha and Remi were trying to get me into a corset. I’ve never tried a corset on so it was very much a princess diaries moment with a full makeover. Remi was pushing her foot into my lower back while Alisha was yanking the strings. I ended up looking snatched and gorg. Why I had this dream? I have no clue. My dreams are very short and sporadic.

Alyssa

Unpopular opinion… I LOVE chest hair 🤭

Christina Seabock

Does Zane know he is hot or no?? Like he has to know.

Kaylor C Knepper

The way my heart skipped a beat hearing Zane say my name, even tho he was just talking about the love island one LOL

Elichaa bellew

I dreamt I bumped into Zane heath and Mariah as a shopping centre in America (I’m from liverool, UK) and I asked use for pictures and then me & Zane fell In love… … what does this mean 🤭😏😭xxx

alex

Jordan laughing in the background makes me chuckle everytime

Emi Greenaway

100% I’ve dreamt about being on unfiltered multiple times but I think it’s coz I put the podcast on as a comfort show to fall asleep to so my brain is just absorbing it 😂😂

Lauren

This is crazy ironic because I literally had a dream I met Zane last night 😅 I woke up and thought it was so random until I just watched this ep!!

Kathryn Stevens

I would always write down my dreams in my notes app when I remember them, I just checked and Zane was in 5 of my dreams since 2019. I was reading one of the notes and one of them me and my friends met up with the unfiltered crew and i was trying so hard not to fan girl. Another dream Zane was a host for a game show. One dream in 2019 I won a contest from Erin and Carly’s podcast and we had dinner with Zane, heath, David, Erin and Carly. Another dream I was in a race with Lachy the Wiggle and Zane, but Zane got first and I was second. And the last dream was of a Halloween party at David’s, Zane was bleeding a lot and was hurt and I was helping him but I ended up getting cut too and when people started to notice I was bleeding, I didn’t want it to be a big deal so I told them it was a part of my costume

Madeline Cwiklo

PLEASE GO TO A CHRISTMAS DRAG BRUNCH !! 🎄🎄

Savannah Sky

What ever happened to the game ( you get a secret word and you have to use it throughout the episode without getting caught ) ? Y’all should bring that back 🤣🤣❤️

Lyyli Amanda

I have had a dream about y’all it was a fever dream and I was an editor for y’all!!

Lexi Grimmer

Crazy girls are thirsting for Zane NOW, I’ve been obsessed with him ever since vine lmaooo. Also Please do more favorites from your childhood conversations!! This podcast is unmatched, I love you guys I’ve been watching you all for like 10 years <3

An1234

someone needs to explain it to zane like, we have names for colors like blue but we cannot know what colors everyone else sees. so what the world calls “blue” is what you’ve seen your whole life as blue but it might actually be red. so we could all see different colors but think they are the same bc we catagorize them into names. but then again there’s color blindness so i don’t know

Marisa

Me buying a blue alien costume 👀 I see you Zane 😉

Kristyn Simpson

I have aphantasia, meaning I don’t see anything in my mind. When I sleep, I see black every night. So, hearing people talk about their dreams is always so fascinating to me. I’d love to be in this convo, I have so many questions.

Nicole Innocenti

The fact girls are NOW thirsty for Zane. Honey that man has always been fine as hell 🔥 😘

Daniela Guerrero

Y'all should collab with Basement Yard... 👀

Maria G Hernandez

I had a dream about Zane 💗 I moved from Texas to LA bc I wanted to get away from everything dragging me down at home . And I bumped into him at an event and we just hit it off it was the best . Felt almost too real 🤣 and what’s so weird is that it’s my 4 th time probably dreaming about Zane but all I’m different scenarios. Nothing bad just good vibes . Maybe he’s my soulmate or maybe I just watch you guys so much and the funny things he says get stuck in my head and I end up dreaming about him . I also had a dream I met Mariah and we ended up as besties since our names are the same except no H for me at the end . Love you guys ! Yall make my day every time yo upload 🫶🏼 Love you guys !

Aashna Nowlakha

actually once zane and alisha came in my dream lol

Juliana C

i love the intro! i look forward it to every episode! do not change it !!

Nikkiii

My bf first picked me up in his Camaro n he was complaining about driving it n he told me he had another car n I said “just bring the other if you don’t like driving this one” n he says that’s how he knew I was the one for him lmaoo

Allie Kruk

Heath gives Orange to me. Zane gives yellow. Remi is pink for sure. Alisha gives burgundy.

Jocelin

I am with everyone else, I dream of Zane a lot lol 😆

Morgan

I ALWAYS HAVE ZANE AND HEATH IN MY DREAMS