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Gretchen !!

Zane’s cooking is THE best!!!!

hailey

wow zane you killed it!

Jay

YAYYYY

Merra

Thank you zaneeee and rest ❤️

Mika Gaxiola

ZANE YOUR COOKING WAS THE BEST

Robin P

I LOVE ZANE AND HIS COOKING SKILLS WOW

Litzy Garcia

ZANES COOKING WAS THE BEST ‼️

Mads

Zane.. your cooking!!! It was something

Marissa

Zane’s cooking is the best!!!🔥

Em🩷

zane’s cooking is THE BEST!!!🔥🔥

SimplySarah

Zane’s cooking is the best ! 🧑‍🍳

tesla

ZANE SLAYED 👁️👅👁️

Alyssa

Zane your cooking was the best!!!

Mia

ZANE IS GOATED

Jocelyn Grosch

Zane’s cooking was easily the best omg

Micaela Garcia

Zehees cooking was the best 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Alexia 💖

ZANE YOUR COOKING WAS THE BEST ❤️

Jana Cainglet

happy friendsgiving lovebugs 🥹

Alexi

Zane’s cooking is chefs kiss 👨‍🍳

lauren

ZANE YOUR COOKING WAS THE BEST!!!

Jay

Zane’s cooking was the best 🤭

kristiana

oooo zane i think yours was the best!!!!

Megan Brewer

Zane your cooking was the best

Mads

CHEF ZANE!

Nycole🐞🌟

ZANE YOUR COOKING WAS THE BEST (definitely didn’t tell us to say that…)

tajraehana

OOooooOoo Zane your cooking was the best!!!

Jenna 🎀

zane u ate that up 😫

Casey

Zane your cooking was the BEST!!

Aubree Lowell

👁️👅👁️ to zane’s cooking

Dacota Spears

ZANE UR COOKING IS THE BEST!!!! and i genuinely mean that❤️❤️❤️❤️

Alexus Sawyer

Chef zane whippin it up in the KITCHEN !!!!

Brooke

Zane’s was so good

Siena

Zane your cooking was the best 😫 ATE UP

Chips

ZANE ATTEEE THAT UP 🍽️

Dani Huschke

zane’s dish was BY FAR the best ain’t nobody delivered like him

Kelsey

PERIOD BOOOOO

Ana Ferreira

Omg Zane!!! Gordon Ramsey could never!!!!

Livia

ZANE!! YOUR COOKING WAS THE BEST 👨‍🍳🙂‍↕️🤌🤩

Amanda Norris

Zane!!!!! Your cooking was def the best

Kelsey Morris

ZEEHEE THAT COOKIN🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Nika

Zane your cooking was the best

Maday

DAMN ZANE! Ok chef I see you🔥♥️

Nini

I hate waiting. Need part two now

McKenna

ZANEEEEE YOU SEERVEDDDD THIS DISH YOUR COOKING WAS THE BEST

Leslie Gamez

wait i’m actually gagged yall

Olivia

ZAYYUMM ZANE

Gina

ZANE IS THE BEST COOK OUT THERE

bella! ♡

zane’s cooking is the best

Pamela Gomez

Zane your cooking is the best!!!!!!

Yezzy Aquino

Omg Zaneeeee ok papi Macaroni 😍

Tori

Zane’s cooking is the BEST

tesla

the zane dancing break is HILARIOUS

Alexane Gosselin

Wait why are the comments saying zane and not remi !?!?? I haven’t watched yet but i’m shook

lauren

Mr. Zane Ahmed Cooks 👨‍🍳

Inês Dias

The dance 😭😂😂

Brooklynn Dean

I’m crying at Zane’s intro dance

Yezzy Aquino

“Zane cooked ” Nah he SERVED

Mia

ZANEEEEEE shake that cake 😭😭🦃🤪🙌🏼🍑🍑

Jenna Biego

ZANE YOUR COOKING WAS THE BEST

Sheila Vasquez

zane ur cooking was the bestttt 🙂‍↔️

Katia Ugalde

More of zaneeeeeee’s dancing please 😂😂🔥

Bianca Rios

Zaneee I’m dead love the moves I could NEVAAAAA

Aashna Nowlakha

zane ur cooking was the best !!! slay bestie

Esther oh

Zane your cooking was the best

Celeste

Cooking by the book goes hard always

tesla

zane does this mean you need a full time assistant? where do I apply?

Maday

Not only did zane cook, he AAAAATEEEEEEEE 4:00 ok professional chef professional dancer 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

tesla

alisha crushing the nuts has me crying laughing. so real.

🪼Henna🪼

I didn’t know I was getting a full performance this video

Nini

When Remi said “my butter boobs” 🤣😂💀

tesla

the fact zane and alisha had the same tactics is hilarious

Mia

alisha was crashing out omg

lauren

Alisha giving us a master class on how to deceive our holiday guests lmaooooo

Reese Jade

ZANE LITERALLY ATE WITH THAT INTRO HE COOKED AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

Maday

ALISHA YOURE HILARIOUS 😂 I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD 👏🏻

Isla

omg yess a new video on my 19th birthday!!

Edelyn

The difference between Alisha and Zane vs Remi and heath is very apparent in this one 😂

Gloria Petit

ZANE YOUR COOKING WAS THE BEST 😁

Maday

Zane and Alisha yall should do a video where yall babysit someone’s kid together I know yall would be so fun, so chaotic but funny😂

Shannon

Alisha!! “They never said it had to be home made” YES THEY DID 😂

Abi Cecile

MISE EN PLACE?! OK CHEF HEATH!!! I see you !!!! 👨‍🍳

Destiny Murtaugh

alisha and zane are literally the same person hahahaha

August

“The earlex Al light” 😂

Moriah Brewer

zane deserves jail time for those mash potatoes 😭

Natasha

alisha struggling with the plastic wrap was giving kendall cutting a cucumber 😭😭😭

Kasey

I’m dying already and I’m five minutes in 😭🤣

Sierra Chandler

The effort Alisha put into looking like she cooked her dishes killed me. In my family, which is made up of many midwesterners, Velveeta is a food group, and one of our holiday staples is cheesy corn, which is just frozen sweet corn and one block of Velveeta.

Sierra Chandler

I would love a cooking competition between Heath and Remi and another between Zane and Alisha to see which of the cooks is the best and which of the DoorDashers is the best. They are either given the same ingredients or each given the same item to make, like "chili," and see what they come up with.

Avery Yu

So funny how everybody brought their own personality into cooking and prepping the food!

Honey Sy

Blue balls 😭😭

bailey

Wedding gift idea for Heath & Mariah: Kitchen Aid Mixer

Kailey Stevenson

The fact that Zane and Heath both separately said “potluck”

Sage

12:28 Mariah “oh you just put it in dry?” 🤣🤣🤣

Karrissa Tobin

I was at the gym watching this and had my phone propped up infront of me and Zane’s solo dance had me crying. Also the complex breakout dance before doing an overwhelming task: can’t relate to something more in my life. So excited to see y’all’s taste test 👅

Karrissa Tobin

Zane cooking reminds me of that guy on TikTok with his southern mom cooking the most abominable American dishes

Hannah

zane in the kitchen is literally me

Hannah Stazak

This is the best Patreon I have ever paid for , love every post

Karrissa Tobin

I was laughing so hard at her manic episode trying to figure out how to make it look like she made it. So good 😂

H

Oh we about to eat (literally?)

Erika_31

Zane and remi should definitely do a cooking episode together! 😂

Belle B

Iconic content

Kaelyn

Something’s wrong with me because during Zane’s dancing montage I was just like ‘yeah. that’s my man’

Abi Cecile

LOL I love Jordan’s reaction to the butter ✋🏼🫢 🤚🏼

Bianca lane

They keep saying “Bianca” and I’m like what👁️👄👁️

Tessa C.

I’m sooo sooo sorry but excuse the fuckkkk out of me. ZANEEEEE HUNNY BABY SUGAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS ALLLLLADAT!?!?!??! 🤣🤯😳

Faith Curry

I’ve never wanted a part two so badly

Brigid

The difference between Remi/Heath and Alisha/Zane 😂

Emma B

OKAAAAY ZANE GET IT BABY

Emma B

i love me some far-fuh-lally pasta

Natalie Zahari

idk if it’s just me but has anyone else been wondering why Matt is never included but Mariah is? I get she’s Heath’s fiancé but I still don’t think it’s fair all of unfiltered is a part of it except for Matt.

Shonna

Omg Remi, you’re so freaking cute! Picked the turkey up and said “oh I don’t like doing that, it makes me sad” I giggled so hard, cutest thing!

Maggie Bryson

Zane’s cooking is the best. By a landslide I fear

Diane

Liiivvvvviiiinnggg for the chaos

Leah Jones

if someone showed up with mac and cheese made with 7 different pastas and velveeta i’d go insane😭😭

Clari_ramirezzz

Them veggies in those mashed potaters is diabolical

Clari_ramirezzz

Zane put his whole foot, back, and ass in that meal 🍑🕺🏻

Maday

Literally me “ yep and im gonna stick beside him” 😌

Shonna

Remi just cracking me up, gasp air, “ ah my butter boobs!”🤣

Joanna

I died when Zane started dancing while everyone else was talking about what they were gonna do 🤣

Ashton Hill

STOP ZANES DANCE PORTION IS SOMETHING I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED AND WILL LIVE IN MY HEAD RENT FREE

adaleide

zane's contribution is so unhinged like genuinely how does he come up with this stuff

Eriickkaa

VERY GOOD ZANEEEE

Brianna

Alisha’s dedication to making it look like she actually cooked had me ROLLING

Cat

It would’ve been nice for Alisha to actually try lol

Brianna

I fear. Is zaney bb a serial killer? The different types of pasta is DIABOLICAL

Jaylene

Zane, I watched your dancing clip 3x. You are actually so effortlessly funny. The different kinds of noodles 💀 You are a great asset to everything you are apart of. I love you baby!

no

i'm cacklingggg at zane and alisha

Jaylene

Because it’s Zane and Heath... Mariah is apart because she is Heaths Fiancé. I’m not sure what’s so “unfair”. It totally makes sense 😂

Sahraya Ramirez

I’ve wondered that too a little bit because I know Matt and Alisha were friends wayyy before Zane and Heath hung out with them. Hoping they do a pod with all 6 of them sooooon ❤️

Maritza

ZANE ON THE COUNTER LOOL HE WAS COOKING ALRIGHT

B-Mo-Law

CANT wait for part 2😫😫 I didn't want it to end😆 plz do a cooking competition between the 4, with 2 teams..like others have mentioned here ...that would be SO funny....SO good....Zane & Remi vs Heath & Alisha..PLEEEEEEASE!!!😘

Kim Reyes

why is second party not upp

Kim Reyes

i want to see everyones reactions

Fall38

I just got shark bites the other day…I’ gonna try Zane’s recipe 😂

Kelsie

The way Alisha really was dedicated to making it look like she tried had me dying. Honestly relatable asf😂😂

Humility Coronel

Every other Patreon video/podcast episode - Zane “my back is killing me” The dance break before cooking 🤣

Monica Dizon

With the effort Alisha put into making it look like she cooked she could’ve just made something 😭

Monica Dizon

The way there are 4 types of people and this group has one of each 🤭

jacqueline

I had to pause and come check the comments immediately after Zane’s cooking intro/dance lmao

Arleen

Whoever made the edit of zane dancing needs a raise 😂 I’m dying

Reese Jade

Remi is literally a celebrity chef and showing all of us how it’s done I love it

Donnelle

Zaneeee babes wtf is that😂😂😂😭

Jaydah

okay zane pop awwfffffff

Ann

What the!! How you gonna end part 1 like that!! Lmao can’t wait for part 2!!

Luna

WHERES PART TWOOO

Kaila Aure

zane's cooking intro is taking me OUTTTTTTT

Paula

As an Italian zayn’s ‘farfallale’ took me OUT

Chelsea

zane had me crying so fucking funny

Val

Lolllll Alisha is me… work smarter not harder

lexi sollars

Zane dancing has me dying- Patreon worth every Penny 🤣

Jessica

Seeing different vlog styles is so funny! Love it❤️

Jordan Anderson

I love that yall still give us the content promised 🩵

Steph More

Zane I love you but I wouldn’t touch that Mac and cheese or potatoes with a 10 foot pole 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Amanda Pilc

Zaneee the veggies in the potatoes is diabolical

m katey

i wanna try heath and mariah's butter sooooo bad

Rina Andreatta

Loved Zane’s precooking dance 🤭

Cass N

The editing as always *chefs kiss*

Destiny Mathurin

Zane’s dance break LMAOOO who edited that 😭😭😭😭

Emily Miele

I have to wait for part 2 like wicked.. WHAT ... LOL

Lia

If remi doesn’t gift mariah and heath a kitchen aid for their wedding…..

Tarah Roman

Ready for part 2 I can’t wait to see everyone’s reaction especially to Zane’s food lol

Jana Cainglet

[20:45] zane telling leah to stand further back... i might have rewatched that muuuultiple times. don't ask me why 😭

Cheyenne Gracey

Zane your little dance montage cured my depression

emma

fkn love this shit so much

Cristelle Kmon

“This is good it’s looking messy” lmao ☠️

Diino

thank you guys for still keeping up real good with the patreon! love iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Mariela

zaneee I know you fkn lyinnnnn

alexis Torres

I’ll be your second assistant 🤭

Maria

Alisha is sending me with her efforts for authenticity with those sprouts 🤣🤣

Itsmecierra

i love so excited for part 2🤗

Grace Rocha

If someone showed up to my friendsgiving with fish sticks I would have them executed

Gabbie

zane with the performance of a lifetime 👏👏 It was so hilarious to see everyone’s personalities shine but like cooking edition 😭 Zane and Alisha: unhinged dramatic chaotic Remi and Heath: Well calculated and executed I Love yall and ive never subscribed to something so worth every penny LOL💖

Maddy

Zane’s intro😭😭😭

Ashley

My butter boobs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sofia Liatsou

Zanes dancing intro is everything

Ashley

Did Zane really slurp mash potatoes 🤣

Madison R.

Zane making mashed potatoes with fish sticks and frozen veggies was not on my Friendsgiving bingo card…

Genevieveb98

Okay but I can really appreciate all the effort yall are putting into your own parts… I feel like this foursome really brings out the best side of everyone🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻

Cera

It's a crime that zane's kitchen is nicer than remis

Genevieveb98

Alisha: “this is good.. this looks messy”🤣🤣🤣

Genevieveb98

Zane needs a woman that can COOK…. That being said… I can cook…

Alyssa

I fear Zane and Alisha are the same person. Their portion of the vlog compared to Heath and Remi’s was hilarious.

Andrew Stapleton

GYAT DAMN! Zane throwing it back for $10 is crazy. Looking respectfully.

s d

Zane tf

Leanna Cortez

The mashed potatoes with fish sticks is CRAZY work Zane

Mathew D

Zane Doing the most for us Patreons

Gisselle Martinez

I’m going to fight Zane in what world would you take already made potatoes and mix it with instant mash 😭😭

alexis Torres

I love that everyone had a little white lie except for Remi 😂😂😂 love them

Skylar

This is epic, everyone is just in a silly goofy mood 🤭

Rachael Hight

Zane’s portion of the video is literally perfection 🤣 and yess sirrr velveeta is the fanciest 😂

Bailey

How long do we have to wait for part 2 😫

Brianne Rojas

Not me thinking Zane was pouring the pasta in the sink when he drained the pasta water 🤣

Aetedal Odeh

no one is talking about Zanes dancing skills and how much they improved - get ittttt

Ni.k.i.o

Zane went hard man! 😂

GrnEyedJolie

My grandpa always eats the neck 🤷🏻‍♀️ he's in his 90s ...

Ingrid Reyes

zanes part really made me miss his vlogs.. zane come back

Hannah Blake

not me drunk rewinding that clip of zane. okay mister sexy get it a** cheeks 🥹

Emily

Zane with the non homemade mashed potatoes WITH FISH STICKS is unhinged..and gross😂 but it’s Zane so I expect nothing else from him! Alisha trying to make it her kitchen look like she cooked those brussel sprouts is sooo her!! Remi and Heath are the only ones that ACTUALLY cooked 😅

prince yuffie

who edited this video? bc i died at zane dancing in the kitchen lmao

Taylor C

Cal ATEEE with Zane’s edit lmaoooo

kassandra lopez

Idk why but I didn’t expect Zane’s kitchen to be this nice…. Love you Zane 😂😂❤️

Ella Tudor

Why did I think everyone was going to try hard and actually make food🤣🤣🤣

Andrea 🩵

Cal usually edits their Patreon videos, but Zane has edited a few! Usually it says “cal edit” or “Zane edit” in the tags for each video, but this video doesn’t say so I’m going to assume it’s a Cal edit 😂

Kasey

I don’t know why but Zane’s intro is fucking hilarious he needs to vlog so much more 😭

Delaney Cougnet

TEAM BONDING IDEA: Basically Unfiltered Roast!!!

Delaney Cougnet

team bonding idea!!!! JC Penny awkward photo shoot

Jordan Whitaker

I’m watching love island Australia season 6 and Mia and Mariah could be twins.

Arlette HS

I’m enjoying the patreon vlogs so much they’re hilarious

princessSari

📝never eating at zane’s

Paola Vanessa

one of the funniest episodes yet! ❤️‍🔥

Jes

Zane’s dance break I’m weeping

Marina Namestnic

the farfallale (instead of farfalle) is sending me

Syd Rose

Get into it ZANE 😝

Kaitlyn

No this is perfect 🥲

Suzy B

Zane’s kitchen is waayy too nice for him not to know how to cook lmao

Alex T

Where’s part 2 😭😭 why leave it likeee thattt

Sophia Molina

The way Zane made food for kids 😂

Jenny

I think I cackled way to hard at this video. 😂 Can’t wait to everyone’s reactions!

Bella Morales

babe alisha, youre doing to much with trying to make the kitchen look messy lol I LOVEEEEEEE THIS VIDEO

jordyn jones

Need pt.2 NOWWWWWWW! 😭🙏

Ivy Voong

lovee this hahaha

Jillian Noyes

I really needed this group wow 🥹🥹

Jillian Noyes

Bless Remis soul she’s so genuine

Emma Inocelda

I love how Remi & Heath have it all together and their best friends Alisha & Zane are UNHINGED 😂 love it!!!

Lizzie

Yayyy

Tanya

I never really comment, but I gotta say Zane’s part dancing was hilarious

Vic

LMFAOOO ZANE DANCING TO THE LAZY TOWN SONG PLSSSS 🤣🤣🤣

Mcnk27

The edits are so funny

Tayla Jade

me opening the app every 5 mins to see if part 2 is out yet 🫣🫣🫣

jenna

the editing is top tier

Zoe Johnson

GUYS. i need part two pls

Fatima

ITS BEEN 4 DAYSSS… WHERE’S PART 2 GUYSS😭💔

Sherlyn

this was wayyyy too funny I can’t 😂😂

MEGAN

zanes fast feet HAS ME DEAD

Piper

very soon ???????? 😭😭😭😭😭

coolstoryjenn

I love the balance of Alisha and Zane being chaotic with Remi and Heath being celebrity cooks! Lmao duality!!!

Marissa

It’s been 4 days😭…. The way I keep refreshing the page even though I know I will be notified when it’s posted

Jaylene

WHERE IS THE PART 2?! 😭😭😭😭

Bianca

The way Alisha put so much effort into making it look like she cooked🤣 you coulda just cooked girl

Angel

I need part two now plzzzzzzz

Rav P

Zaneeeee omg

Gaby Jacuinde

Someone give Cal a raise for this edit.

Zelda Tabe

The way everyone but Remi is ready to lie about their dish 😂😂

Kimberly

zane’s method of cooking IS DRIVING ME CRAZY😂😂😂

Andrea Gresham

I love the random dance clips Zane. That intro was chefs kiss <3

Stephanie Davis

That clip of Zane dancing omgggg im laughing so hard

Alina

I LOOOOVE WHEN ZANE EDITS THE VIDEOS 😭😂

Erin Keenan

Zane has me in tears 😂

demetrius

zanes dancing montage was sooo funny omg also zane pronouncing milk as melk is going to drive me crazyyyy

Jessica

the edit did overtime this video

Kenzie N

The Zane montage was too iconic

Linnea Primeau

Heath you should try your sweet butter with a little honey in it instead of the white sugar! **chefs kiss** 👌🏻🤌🏻

Mikhayla Sweet

this editing literally has me in tears 😂😭 in the clurb we all love cal

Sarah Landry

The way Alisha dirtied dishes for the looks *chefs kiss*

Marisa Hemenway

Who else learned how to prep a turkey from Remi? I did!

Mikaykay

Zane is my favorite human being 🤣 also, I will be making a turkey remi’s way next year

charlene

a bunch of lil lyin lucys!!!!

Eryn Tanner

I wonder why Zane’s back is always hurting 🤷‍♀️

Jamie Hedderwick

Zane doing multiple pastas instead of different cheese for his Mac and cheese has me ROLLING 💀💀💀

Julia

The price of the dishes Alisha was looking at in the store…. Holy i knew it was known for being overpriced but that still shocked me!!

Jocelyne Corado

Alisha purposely dirtying her dishes is sending meeee into orbit

Kayla Dawn

Zane really said mashed potaters, Mac and cheese and mystery b💨ox

Mahekdeep Kaur

Not even joking, I watch the segment of Zane dancing like 5 times a day it’s so damn funnyyyy

Jayla M

i love all the different povs

Ceydi

Heath making that texas roadhouse butter

Angelica

zane’s dance break 😭😭