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#40 - Alisha Is In Love With a Criminal (early access) (Patreon)

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s d

I sensed an upload haha

Christine Phan

The fact I checked as an upload came out. Gut instinct heh

Layla

fresh out of work, perfect timing 😮‍💨

Paola Fernandez

I want to see the dance video so bad haha

Laura celis

I literally buy a football mouth guard to keep me from grinding my teeth (I need to start wearing it again)

Katie Klafka

Okay Jordan laughing in the background while talking about the ceo killer has me rolling😂

AO

My cooking dinner show is on!!

Cassidy

Can NOT wait for Mariah’s dance class episode, ahhh!

Aashna Nowlakha

how do i find my username for the google giveaway form? x

Aashna Nowlakha

STOPPP when u guys said that yall learned the dance and performed it properly i was like ‘omg like tate mcrae for its ok im ok’ and then REMI said it INSAANE 😝

Aashna Nowlakha

i’m not sure, but i think the company did his mom dirty

Layla

worst movie i’ve seen is Vivarium… it’s so weird it’s not really horror but still gave me nightmares

Desanlly Ali

remis “you were a really interesting kid” had me literally crying LMFAOO

Aashna Nowlakha

zane’s JH- HAS ME CRYING 😂😂😂😂

Maday

Im already cracking up in the first 10 seconds 😂😂

Cassidy

What happened at the end there?😂 Zane was explaining the movie then it cut to remi saying “on that note…”

Monica

I wish Jordan would have let them try to spell the whole word instead of saying WRONGGG or making a noise right when they messed up lol

Christina Gibson

The real ones seen the behind the scenes on Alisha’s flopmas hahaha

Melissa Neal

If Remi visits “the sidewalk” I wonder if the ghost will whisper “sooo goood”? ♥️😂

Grace starch

“The substance” worst movie ever!! It’s been rated so well and it sucked. Just a remake of the most shallow concept of feminism cinema!

Grace starch

Mental breakdown was healed from this episode thank you guys!!!

Maday

YES REMI! Free my man!👏🏻👏🏻

Louise

I think the movie The Family Stone must be one of the worst Christmas movies of all time. Nothing made sense to me. I wanted to yell “Why are you being like that!?!” at so many of the characters! 😭

Sofia Liatsou

Why did they cut my boy zane like that in the end🫠

Lyyli Amanda

the new christmas movie with jack black.

Melissa Neal

NO REMI!!!! I love that movie!!!! “Last Christmas” to celebrate George Michael!!!! I bawled my eyes out but LOVE it! Don’t listen to Remi people. lol! It’s a beautiful movie.

herrera8
>>158584726

if you’re on your phone, it’s on the home page at the top right there’s a Patreon symbol. It shows up there

Maday

Worst movie I ever saw I think was 10 Cloverfield Lane, also Trap was kinda bad but I love Josh Harnett so I liked it

Belle B

Alisha I caught that “Watch out for houses” my girl is tew good 😂😂😂

Anna Rizzo

Petition for a version of Unwind & Recline!!

Kasey

I honestly love using my mouth guard at night Zane! It causes me more anxiety to know I’m clenching all night than using the guard AND my jaw/teeth don’t hurt anymore 🫶🏻 also I said it last time but these colors are making yall pop

Abi Cecile

Omg! Last Christmas is SUCH a good movie!!!!! I disagree with Remi!!! I watch ‘Last Christmas’ every year!!

Allison

Omg you guys did the hard to spell words on the unfiltered high episode !!!!!

Kasey

“We all buy mochi” Heath 😭💀

Shannon

I downloaded a Google keyboard specifically so I could use swipe before Apple had it. I still use it. Makes my life way easier 😂

Maritza

THONG ERA I CANT LMFAOO

Emma Shifter

just saw smile 2 in theaters and i was so fed up with it halfway through😭 it was so repetitive for no reason

Marieliz PR

47:37 zane I am so sorry but you had me dying😂 53:24 awww ive never actually seen her next to zane, that was so cute 56:23 just to toot my own horn rq, i use swipe to text all the time and im very good at it and im also a pretty fast typer in general, on a phone and with the help of autocorrect of course just a movie recommendation, not necessarily a bad one because i cant remember how it went, but Quarantine (1 and 2) they were both good from what little i can recall. i believe they were zombie movies. also, not a request for the giveaway, i just genuinely want to see this: blind, deaf, and mute challenge and remi is the judge/help along with cal, mariah, and jordan being judges as well

Angelica Sanchez

i’ve been watching you guys for months. and I still say “I’m Matt, I’m Mariah” after Heath says his name 😭😭. I never get it right

Melissa Neal
>>158597923

Me too! I found it a couple years ago and had no clue about it except it was a tribute to George Michael who I will always love 🙏🏼 and boy the ending got me in both a good and sobbing way. The fact that George Michael passed away on Christmas Day from heart failure and “Last Christmas” is a Wham classic song, etc. Her speech on while she was spiraling, so much too it!!! Plus Michelle Yeoh will forever be Santa to me. 🎅🏼 It is just a beautiful movie. It reminds me of “The Family Stone” when it comes to the humor and the heartbreak. 💙

Saige Horton

worst movie ive seen recently was madam web 1000%

Alyssa

I heard you Heath… iCONic!!!!

Allie

"its whats inside" on Netflix is one of the worst movies ive ever seen

Allie

and also once upon a time in Hollywood, I wanted to leave the theater

Amaryana

Remi the way in the Noah Beck movie they actually changed what happened to his sister to make it less brutal. In the books she was kidnapped and they did end up finding her body days later (From what I seen)

Maritza

I didn't think last Christmas was that bad! He was dead :(

Melissa

I love the background Jordan laughing 🤣 it’s like the best laugh track ever!

Maday

Super off topic but you guys should go see Nosferatu once it’s out! I think right now in LA there’s an immersive experience for 3 days which would be cool, I don’t think Heath or Remi would be down but Zane and Matt, maybe Alisha?

Jaydee

What’s up with the crazy jump cut at the end? 🫢 what did Zane say that it got cut ?!?

Janice Kim

In Korea the movie Dancer in the Dark was marketed as a touching mother and child love & heart warming family movie and was out on Mother's day so I went to see it with my mom and yeah I wanted to leave the theater! I was young and never heard of Lars von Trier before

G

Worst movie: the maze runner

Lauren Griffin

“iCONic” !!! had me cracking up but no one caught it 😭😭 @ 12:54

Emma Claire Webster

The worst movie I ever seen was called the Wishmaster it is absolutely bullshit love the episode guys send my love from Dundee Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Xx

Chels

Heath I caught your iCONic!!!! Cracked up

Tori Rivera

After this happened with the CEO the CEO Came to our hospital and visited with all the staff. And helped the kitchen serve lunch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kailey Jones

just broke up with my bf and this has me cackling love you guys fr

stephanie.rasco

Alisha! I have like 2 months left of my invisalign! I had the worst lisp because I NEVER had a retainer or even braces before. I feel you girl!

Karla Eliana

This might be an unpopular opinion but I HATED The Ring movie

LissetteIvelisse

The only movie I walked out of was Jumani 2 , I thought is was not good at all 😭

Jenna Morgan

Worst movie is by far “The Boy.” SOOO BAD

devin holly scouten

Hollow man is the most terrible movie i’ve ever seen and i stand by that 😂

Ella Tudor

Omg I’m so ready for the dance video hahaha

giselle

The Room is definitely the worst movie of all time

Micah Moreno

Hahaha my comment on the podcast insta was one of the top ones saying you guys should have definitely been above talk tuah

nicole

Listening to this while a car next to me was covered in Christmas lights haha I should’ve taken a pic

Nicole Cooney

I don’t think I’ve seen the whole movie, but the ending of The Mist. The main character and his family comes to the conclusion that there is no escape and they’ll pretty much die. He has a gun but there’s only 4 bullets and there’s 5 people in the car so he shots each of them he gets out the car to hopefully get taken by the mist creatures and then the army comes through and they killed the bad creatures and the mist was gone and he’s just damn. They would’ve been saved if they stayed in this building with everyone else but they were trying to get out.

Al

Just joined and already so happy I did!

Scarleeeee

A bad movie I saw is called circle

Sydney stiff

I wanna know if Jeffrey riot knows how obsessed Zane was with him. Like does he know now, did he know back then? Does he know how often he’s brought up in podcasts hahah

Anna Laws

Zombeavers is by far the worst movie.. but I kinda loved it..

Erinn Walker

Zane aggressively petting the dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ariana Berry

the worst movie i’ve ever watched was poor things.. which oddly has a high rating but to me it was just WEIRD

Mia

Tag and Knock at the Cabin were not bad

Tabitha Ford

I hated “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”

Al

Remi not liking last Christmas is SHOCKING to me LOL. I loved it also the fact they called it last christmas because of the song lyric "i gave you my heart" and she has his heart because he was the donor. iconic LOL

Al

insidious the key cast - worst movie ive ever seen

Kenzi Franz

Fully stand with Luigi 100%. He AND his grandparents were victims of the healthcare system.

Lennah Odell

it is so crazy listening to you guys talk about parenthood as a parent. you can’t even imagine the anxiety of everything once you actually have a child. i do have a leash backpack for my 2 year old. I feel safer having her with me by my side & allowing her the opportunity to walk and explore. But still having her with me. Also i don’t have to chase her around or carry her.

Aashna Nowlakha

once my ballet teacher said “it’s good u have long legs, it’ll help you later in life” ?

Ashley Hawley

Zane!!! Ask about a "Holly Retainer" it has CURED my TMJ and I no longer wake up with tension headaches

Eva Buchanan

I watched the Tale of Despereaux sometime in elementary school and it will forever be the worst movie I’ve ever seen. It scared me so bad for some reason and I refuse to go back and watch it

Erika_31

Worst movie for me had to be Human Centipede 🤢🤮

Maddy

Luigi was found 10 minutes away from my apartment at college 🫤

Aashna Nowlakha

the worst movie i’ve ever seen is the spectacular now, now spectacular it made no. sense and i do not like shaliene woodly

Mallory

luigi mangioni went to my brothers highschool! totally normal kid makes the situation so crazy

Maggie Rickels

Luigi definitely did that from a personal standpoint. That was SO personal

eileen

zane on unfiltered said luigi was 100% hired and now on here is says it was 100% his own choice. 😂

bella Smeester

i hid in one of the clothing racks at REI and the store went on full shut down and my mom and the employees were looking for me over an hour and I was just in one of those circular clothing racks just playing with my toy and then they finally found me. LOL

bella Smeester

worst movie I've seen is a horror movie called Danny Darko, it's soo bad...

Andrea

Alisha you look so cuteeee! The hair is everything💕

Kate

PETTITION FOR MORE JORDAN LAUGHS

Maggie Rickels

Worst movie - mean girls the musical 🫣

Maggie Rickels

Not cutting Zane off at the end😂😂

Gisselle

Worst movie I’ve ever seen was Malignant.

Andrea Martinez

Worst movies I’ve walked out of the theater was Happy DeathDay💀🎂. my friend and I looked at each other, gave a little head tilt, & walked out.

coolstoryjenn

I had an expander in my mouth too!! But SENIOR YEAR. I ended up having to get jaw surgery because it didn’t expand enough to fix my underbite. The best surgeons broke my jaw and screwed it back together. I’ve got 17 screws just chillin in my skull. I had braces too! 2/29/12 my braces got removed.

AO

“I used to be bad a the spelling bees in school” baby you just tried to spell ghoul with a J, we know! 🤣

Juliana C

MULAN live action was awful

Juliana C

Mid Sommer with Florence Pugh… awful. Hated every minute

K

Princess Daisy, not Peach 😭

Kasey
>>158704650

I didn’t hate it but it was WEIRD! I feel like if you watched it on shrooms you’d never recover 💀

Anna Whelan

I will not tolerate Last Christmas slander!! It’s good!!

Elisha

Algorithm -- used spelled check even after Alisha spelled it LMFAO

Talley

I live for Jordan’s laugh in the background man it makes me smile🤣

Larissa Rodrigues

The worst movie ever is The Secret Obsession with Brenda Song

Daniela Obregon

When Zane repeats it’s called echolalia

Lizzy Ransom

the Sharknado movies…my family would watch them every thanksgiving and roast tf out of them 😭

Elisha

Worst movie, La La Land. All that and they didn’t end up together!

Kaylin

Jordan laughing in the background is my favorite

Veyvey

Patreon members should have an exclusive merch. 😁

Sierra Chandler

Worst movies I’ve had to sit through were Eragon, Avatar the Last Airbender, and The Favourite.

Marisa🦋

Someone tell Zane that mouth taping while you sleep can help with teeth grinding. I’m 2 weeks in and it’s helped soo much!

Apsongbird Pond

I have a three year old and that’s my biggest fear is someone snatching her when she bolts no shame in having a Leash for your kid. I don’t know what I would do if she was gone.

Myles Overstreet

worst movie is Sausage Party OMGGGG HAHAHAHA weird as hell

Chantal Garcia

REMI NOOO I REMEMBER SEEING LAST CHRISTMAS AND I LIKED IT I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE 😭😭

emily

MARIA THE CUT OFF ON ZANE

emily

i’m dying that was soo funny

AvaMarie Fraser

the help out of the car window had my dying 😭💀

Talley

I think the guys wearing hello kitty was just an east coast thing

Karla Morales

You guys need to do more reactions of your older content 🤣 loved seeing the old dancing videos of Alisha

Anna Nolan

THE SNACKWRAP COMMENT

Abby R

the idea of you and the other zoey, two simply horrible movies

Juliet

Worst movie is sausage party and Toy Story 4 like I’m sorry 😭😭

gracie flores

OMG WORST MOVIE, it’s called “old” and it’s sooo fucking long. Or maybe it just felt like it either way it was bad

Alice Oakley

Idk about worst but weirdest movie plot I’ve seen lately is that new Christmas movie where she falls in love with a snowman

Alice Sheedy

“Skins” 2017 film that is Spanish. Absolutely fucked 😂

Chesca Martinez

zane aggressively petting rosie is taking me out😭😂

Hannah Broaddus

The worst Christmas movie I ever watched was Hot Frosty on Netflix it was AWFUL

Mel Grindstaff

Jordan’s cackling in the background always cracks me up. 🤣🤣

Jamie

One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen was Split 🙂‍↔️

Mister_gruesome

Scene was like the new hairmetal but more obscure

Jana Cainglet

[56:50] i swipe to text on my iphone all the time, but it doesn't work as well cause i forget what im spelling halfway through the swipe

Anna

CRYING AT THE BEGINNING OF THEM MOCKING ALISHAS LISP AND REMIS FACE HAHAHAHA

Anna
>>158728773

Girl I have to agree 😩 the book of the idea of you is SO MUCH BETTER. The movie did not do it justice 😭

Anna

Honestly Heath doing the “Hit it!” Before the intro gets me hyped every time I love him 🥰

Alanis Vander Kooi

Every day Remi and I become the same person. I also had expanders both top and bottom. And that bitch ass key crank was the worst. I would hide the key EVERYWHERE.😂

jordyn jones

One movie I fucking hated was Midsommar … so bad

GrnEyedJolie

I always use swipe it's so quick Woosh 🤣

Jill

I wanted to hear what Alisha was trying to say about the stocks but they didn’t let her finish:(

Braylee

I swear everytime you guys talk about the same things i get so confused and think im watching an older episode

Axel Barron

Worst movie I’ve watched: “the gospel of clarence”

Ang Wilson

worst movie - Gravity came out in 2013

Abby Mayen

Worst movies: the hustle & see you on Venus

Belle B
>>158769297

Tbh it’s because it’s a podcast nothing is planned, just like we talk about the same stuff with our friends over and over.

Katlyn

Worst movie is beautiful disaster. The book is supposed to be good but the movie was too fast pace and random.

Abi Atwell

Worst movie: The Tear Smith on Nextflix. Absolutely terribleeeeee

Braylee

The ending of losts shows that they died at the end, and are all in heaven, the island did actually happen it was all real. Also last christmas is such a good movie you guys are crazyyyy, she ended up having his heart at the end like whole time he was just the heart she was using to live.

Madison Gilmore

One of the worse movies is recently watched was the new joker movie

Melanie

The worst movie I’ve ever watched was Mother with Jennifer Lawrence😭

Claire Wagner

Oh my god the horror movie that Heath was talking about (Cabin in the Woods) I fully agree with him that movie was SO DUMB. it had so much potential but was just so bad

Claire Wagner

Was the Zane cutoff at the end on accident or intentional 😂

Jennyfer

Worst movie I’ve seen was Madame Web, I turned it off half way through

Claire Wagner
>>158791641

I will say, it does make fun of the classic horror movies very well and it is funny from that angle

Maddie H

Madame Web for sure the worst movie I can remember seeing

Ashley

My worst movie is the exorcist and smile I feel like I wasted my time watching those.

Jocelyn

Algorithm hoe.

Jenna Albrecht

just watched this recently, Cuckcoo….. HORRIBLE

Maday
>>158791641

Yeah I found the concept for cabin in the woods super good, not the best ending but fun imo. Although I think Heath was talking about “knock at the cabin”, also good concept not the best ending

Saige Horton

if yall dont drop the dancing video im gonna lose it

maureen

Spring breakers. It was a loaded cast like Selena Gomez and others. It was basically a soft porn?

Stephanie Correa

Worst Movie : Carry-on ( new Netflix Christmas movie)

Brooklyn Young

NEW best christmas pageant ever saw in theaters was soooo bad

Kaitlin Taylor
>>158830653

apparently never lol! hopefully tomorrow! i hope they stop putting timelines bc ive refreshed the page like my life depended on it haha

Luna

It ended weirdly

Alyssa DeMas

Zane on unfiltered: HE IS A HIGHLY TRAINED ASSASSIN Zane on basically unfiltered: it does not seem like he was hired at all

Lizzy Garlinger

Did Alisha just call Arkansas east coast??😭

Hailey Mooney

The company I work for and one of my best friends was actually on the UHC meeting when he was shot. Basically the meeting starts before they bring in the CEO and the CEO was shot on his way in and the meeting was ended very quickly once the people in the meeting knew what happened. But the meeting agenda isn't a huge secret and that is probably how he knew exactly when he would be there and that he would be by himself.

Steven Torres

Madame web 🤢 😵‍💫 🫨

irina

petition to start 24 hour long podcasts

Aetedal Odeh

On the topic of hiding in clothing racks - one time when I was younger (around 6) my family and I were visiting Dubai on vacation. I don’t remember what I specifically wanted but I wanted something from Dubai mall that my mom refused to get me so I ended up hiding in a clothing rack while she was shopping. At a certain point I remember all the alarms began to go off and they basically shut the whole mall just to try and find me😂 I’m Arab ok so at this point I knew that if I got out of there I would just be in soooo much trouble so I stayed for a very long time before deciding to come out - you can only imagine what happened when I did come out😂

Morgan Whalen

The worst movie is Jupiter ascending. No question bout it

Mary Katherine Robertson

Alisha a fracture means a bone break and you normally get a hard cast, so you did actually break your arm.

Mary Jamison Roberts

Tarot. Terrible, bad, horrible all of the above. Even drunk it wasn't enjoyable.

Rahanna Ali

I need Remi and Alisha’s reaction to Scotty’s song Lonely Christmas featuring Mariah and Health!!!! Mariah’s part is so catchy … if they already heard it, oh well! Talk about it on the pod!

Lara Isabel

I watched a German horror movie called I see I see once that was about twins that chained their mom to the bed and tortured her and in the end set the house on fire but it turned out it was only one kid that lost their twin that did it all

Chloe

I use swipe to text all the time hahah

Cait

Green Book & Madame Marvel were SHOCKING. I should’ve guessed based on the fact I was the only under 60 in the theatre for Green Book… but whew, a waste an hour 😭😭

jordyn jones
>>158757128

To be honest I watched it years ago so I couldn’t tell you specifically what but I do remember thinking stuff was just happening for no reason and I hate that feeling in movies lol

Sara Madrid

the newest flash movie 😭

Nicole Reusch

Zane casually spoiling the end of lost for me lol on season 3 rn and avoided all spoilers till now

Elise Van Manen

Remi I completely agree, 'Last Christmas' was VILE. me and my friend watched it thinking it would be a cute hallmark movie and it definitely did disappoint.

Hails

1:04:19 the way I used to “write a letter” to CPS pack my things and proceed to sit in my closet 😂😂😭

Hails
>>158931041

Okay Mariah video vixen!!! I’d never seen this before I thought it was something new. Their part is so fucking cute

Ananda Turtle

Tana Assistant Paige said her uncle got her (a?) Bitcoin as a graduation gift when it was around a hundred and she was annoyed and broke and trying to pull it out but couldn't figure it out and forgot about it. Like 3 years later she remembered and it had grown exponentially

Ananda Turtle
>>159117072

But hearing this story jogged my memory or living in my first apt in 2016 and my bf and best friend were both into crypto- it have a memory of downloading an app and asking what to invest in

Ananda Turtle
>>159117072

Last week- 8 years later I got excited and went to try to find the app and login but so far I've only found emails trying to confirm my email address to get started

Ananda Turtle
>>159117072

Praying i randomly uncover a stash i made while drunk but seems like 18 year.old me got drunk and frustrated and gave up

giaaaaaa

i was going to say cabin in the woods is legit the worst movie ever

Victoria

I literally left a review from how terrible this movie was. It’s called “The Most Dangerous Game” 2022. I could not believe that something released this far into the 2000s had such terrible quality. Everything about it just made me want to get an hour thirty of my life back

Ken

Skidamarink was a GENUINE WASTE OF TIME the one Matt King recommendation that was no bueno

Alexandra Walters
>>159117072

Bruhhhh so felt 😂😂😂 my bestfriend and I used to spend so much bitcoin on runespace back in like 2008 or so. We still have so much just sitting there in accts we made when we're in middle school. Sucks knowing you're a millionaire but you can't access it 😭😭😭

Amber Cherry

He was caught in my home town!!!!

charlene

did u guys ever see that animated movie Rango? w johnny depp? SOOOO boring

Hannah Wantula

please watch The Room it's the best worst movie ever

Nicole

This episode made me laugh so hard

Kyalinn Janae Smith

this is so late (i'm rewatching videos lol) but i've walked out of two movies in my 23 years of living. "47 Meters Down Uncaged" and the long ass Batman movie with robert pattinson

Bev-o-beautiful !

I very late😅 , but I think you guys should watch triple dog when I was a kid I used to love this movie rewatch it recently. What the fuck was I smoking? It’s so bad.