Harry Makes a Deal (Harry Potter) (Patreon)

Summary: Harry’s in trouble. Too much time spent getting trouble and not enough time spent studying means he’s at risk of being held back a year, unless he accepts McGonagall’s deal. Do what he did with Dumbledores Army and tutor Pansy Parkinson in Defense Against the Dark Arts until she can easily pass her exams. There’s only one problem. Pansy is a foul mouthed, short stacked bitch with giant tits and the FATTEST ass who knows it and enjoys nothing more than teasing big, hunky Gryffindors until their aching balls can’t take it anymore.

But Harry has a plan. He suggests a deal.