Women's sports only (Patreon)

You’re still getting used to it, huh? How all the sports are played by women now? It’s funny to think about how things used to be, when men dominated the field. But once women got bigger, stronger, and faster, well… let’s just say they had to change the rules to make things fair again.

Take baseball, for example. The first season after we took over, it was almost too easy. Every woman who stepped up to bat sent the ball flying over the fences. Every hit was a home run, no question. The guys used to think they had power, but when you’ve got women twice their size swinging the bat, it’s a whole different story. The games weren’t even competitive. We’d just step up, swing, and jog around the bases without breaking a sweat.

So, they had to make changes. They made the field bigger—a lot bigger—just to keep the ball from flying out every time. Even then, it’s still hard to contain us. We’re stronger than ever, faster than anyone thought possible, and it’s changed the game completely.

You should see the look on the guys’ faces now when they watch. It’s like they’re in awe, realizing they could never keep up. They had their time, but now? The sports world belongs to us. We hit harder, we run faster, we play better, and everyone knows it.

So yeah, they had to change the rules, but it’s only because we’ve outgrown the old ones. Now, when we play, it’s our game, our rules, and the guys are just watching from the stands, trying to keep up.