Why Don't Guys Approach Me? - 1:37min (Patreon)

Three guys unmatched after she sent a full-body photo. One of them just sent a prayer emoji and left.

She went out last weekend. Cute dress, hair done, feeling herself. Not a single guy came up to her. Zero. She held the door for one and he actually flinched.

Her friend says it's because she's intimidating. This is a woman who cried during Moana. Both times.

There's this moment where she's standing in her kitchen, drinking her protein shake, genuinely trying to figure out what exactly it is. Is it the muscles? Is it the pink? She actually asks if guys don't like pink. And you can tell she's been turning this over in her head way more than she'd ever admit out loud.

The dating app stories are brutal enough on their own, but the fire hydrant incident is where it really gets you. She tried approaching a guy herself once. He backed into a fire hydrant. That's not a metaphor. An actual fire hydrant.

What makes this one land is that she's not bitter about any of it. She's confused. And funny about it. And underneath all the jokes, you can hear what she's really saying, she just wants the same thing everyone wants. Someone who sees past the surface and doesn't flinch.

At the end she looks straight at the camera, smiles, and just says hi.

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