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XLcalibur (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-31 20:53:15
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2026-06
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Arthur Penisdragon, wielder of XLcalibur, Sovereign of the Britons and Defender of the Realm.

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Chumlee99

Morgana LeFatpeach: Merlin, I just want to make sure I had it right, you had her f*ck a rock with a giant dong in it and it attached to her? Merlin: Yes, and for this legend to make sense, you must f*ck XLcalibur and get knocked up.

Zeuvembie

"Takes 'Father of Her Country' seriously."

A Man Named Jed

Please tell me her castle is full of hugely pregnant women. And that her staunchest allies are her loyal Knights of the Round Bellies; a group so pregnant they can use their bellies as full-size tables.

Nerdof90s

I'd bend the knee to her.

foducool

the true meaning of horny bat

Emperorbassexe

This legend is going to have a very different ending when it mentions how Arthur impaled her daughter Mordred in the final battle.

Richard Handy

Camelot! Camelot! Camelot! "It's only a model..."

KZXY

with all the Monty Python references in these comments, now I want to see a porno-parody of Holy Grail