Which one of these edits do you prefer? (Patreon)

This is the latest sketch I wrote for Hard Pass. If you aren't aware Hard Pass is my internet sketch comedy team with Colin Stanley aka @littlevictorianboy and Karalynn Dunton. We all take turns writing sketches, and we usually edit and post whichever sketches we write. However, we did recently launch a page exclusively for our sketches so be sure to follow @hardpass_comedy if you aren't already. ANYWAY, here are two edits of the sketch. The first is a little longer with a different ending, the second is... well... shorter and well... with a different ending.

Little BTS background on the idea behind this sketch. I did an audition for Tide where the commercial was basically just a guy saying he liked Tide and that he'd be switching to Tide. It was incredibly generic. As straight forward and simple as commercials get. But the character breakdown was absolutely insane. It was five pages long and it kept talking about how he works at the best deli in town and eats the best sandwich for lunch every day and how he's not a sad, sarcastic loser from the struggling class (it actually said that word for word), and how he really likes Tide and it's not a joke. Genuinely five pages of repeating that information over and over and nowhere in the actual script did it ever once even hint that this character worked at a deli or enjoyed the world's best sandwich for lunch every day. It was only in the breakdown. I'm pretty sure the breakdown was written by chatGPT because that's the only explanation that makes any kind of sense. Anyway, enjoy! And let me know your thoughts in the comments of course!