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Bonus Comic! (Somewhat NSFW) (Patreon)

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2023-06-30 17:55:08
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2026-06
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Has anyone else been seeing all the news stories about performing artists getting around crap thrown at them? Like besides just being an asshole move, who tf would throw their phone when there’s no guarantee on getting it back or not breaking???

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David bonin

Free phone!? Seriously though wtf?

The Reddot

Right??? I believe one artist had to get stitches it hit her that hard.

The Reddot

If I ever develop a singing talent, I’ll make sure it happens

Kayla Neumann

Damn whoever threw the cellphone is about to get a Gary to the hole…lol🤣

David bonin

And who can afford to throw their phone? I’m debating if I can afford to get my screen replaced.

Sumelar

Throwing your phone at someone seems like a guaranteed way to get it broken.

DanteVodkabat

That ain't an apple coming at you, and that's definitely not chocolate sauce on it.

VBOF

And THAT is how you deal with $#!% talkers!

The Reddot

And with most phones being worth $500 +?? Why the hell would someone think that’s a reasonable action? (Again this outside the obvious of literally putting someone in danger)

The Reddot

I made butter chicken for dinner last night too.

Sumelar

You could have a lot of fun with it though, pretend you don't even see it til you suddenly stomp on it mid monologue.

Patrick Brown

Might as well say “hey, here’s another $800 of my money…”

Brian

A thrown phone is a stomped phone. Seems like a great example of fuck around and find out. Also, the world is full of assholes-Gary isn't coming back because his work will never be done.

Bryce Maryott

Performing artists have always had the the danger of things thrown at you... but traditionally i't s tomatoes, and not Apples...

The Reddot

I think several artists got hit with a phone, bracelet and (I think) a bottle just in the past week! Like dudes… what the hell

DanteVodkabat

Haha there's going to be plenty of sauce on that serving then.

David Duman

While Bebe Rexha was hurt more, the wildest one was the person who threw her mom's ashes on-stage at Pink.

The Reddot

YES! That’s what I was thinking of. For whatever reason I thought a bottle. Pink was also handed a giant wheel of Brie cheese. Like don’t get me wrong, if I was gifted cheese I’d take it, just weird.

David Duman

A lot of performers even have a place to leave gifts for them before the show--I had a lot of friends who drew fan art in high school. Who knows whatever actually is kept, but at least you can think that they saw it. But throwing stuff on stage is ridiculous. Except underwear. That's a fine, mostly safe, and time-honored tradition.

Bryce Maryott

I'd return the phone in a glass of water, but more and more are water-proof, and you can't reset to factory without being the owner... Furnace it is!

Connor Faccone

I really thought the phone was going to land underneath while recording the view. Lol