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[The Question] You're stuck on an island and can only have one person that we've covered help you find civilization. Who ya choosin', girlie?

  • Janet 148
  • Adrielle Sigler 123
  • Def Noodles 234
  • Jojo Siwa dressed in her bedazzled construction vest 1380
  • Shirtless Monty Lopez 207
  • 2024-12-03
  • 2092 votes
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Comments

Georgia Mitchell

God this is my nightmare blunt rotation 😭

Hana J

🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️

Swiftie_triomixer

Would Janet being stuck with me make it harder for her to being a menace to you girlies?

Luis ᥫ᭡

I’m just jumping head first into a sharks mouth honestly

Jecica

OMG Sophie´s choice!!!

Sophie

This was almost impossible to answer 😭

Courtney Chaplin

I was hoping for Michelle the bartender just so I could have a cocktail with a storytime

lindsey

I would never let myself be alone with Monty Lopez, shirtless or not 🤣

Becky S

This is just the worst kind of nightmare.

Syd

Jojo would annoy me but at least she’d be entertaining…the rest would have me ready to catch a charge.

Maygen

This is cruel

Tiffany

I’m not trusting anyone to help me so I’m going with who I can eat as a last resort 😎

samantha gauwitz

jojo bc at least free entertainment 🤷🏼‍♀️

Lucky

Adrielle is ready for anything afaik haha

Jessica

I'll just perish, thanks 😅

saa

I choose the sweet release of death.

Megan

at least the rescuers would be able to see jojo’s construction vest from miles away 😭

Abby vaquera

Jojo was on special forces and carried Tom Sandoval several miles so like her hands down

Hayley Nichole

Ugh, can I pick tunnel lady instead? Or death idk

Allie Bagel

I chose Monty Lopez bc he will gaslight the island into giving him instructions to get off

Courtney

I choose to remain stuck!

Allie Bagel

I almost said Janet so I can leave her behind but then realized that might be too mean

Mico Hunter

Pick Janet but only because I wouldn’t be stuck with her, she’s be stuck with me 😂

Samantha Brodie

I'm probably in the minority, but I voted Adrielle because we've seen her desperation to move to a "safer" place, and I'm hoping she'll channel that energy into finding us civilization

Mxrboneless

I think I could get a good laugh with JoJo and she at least wouldn’t actively try to hinder our rescue

Mae

This is taking more thought than my dissertation

Maria Fernanda La Torre

I was torn between jojo and deff noddles but went jojo. At least I’ll be entertained

Danyelldoesnot

You guys, I picked def. Hear me out...he's kinda fine and I'm feeling like I'm in my praying mantis era💀

LaZe Witch

Would one be allowed the tie them up, leave them there and find civilation on ones own? Asking for a friend 😂

Audrey Tackett

Can jojo bring her JoJo wrapped Tesla? I’m thinking jojo because she’s giving wreck it Ralph 🤷🏼‍♀️

psspsspss

I think at least Jojo would tell me Karma is a bitch while we travel back home and we can pretend we're drunk. Although I would prefer to put Janet and Adrielle in the same room, lock the door and come back in 24hrs to see what happened

psspsspss

She NEEDS to post her rage bait so she'll probably be more motivated 🤣

LaZe Witch

I picked JoJo siwa, the bright colours and her core strength would probably come in handy. I'm still reserving the right to use a ball gag if she starts singing.

psspsspss

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

Dallas🌻

This feels like an impossible decision

psspsspss

Luis, deja al tiburón tranquilo, no puedo perderte

Kciri

This is diabolical 😭🥲 I had to think for 2 minutes lol 😂

LaZe Witch

Janet trapped with ride or die girlies... 😂 I feel a dramatic resitation of her unhinged emails to YouTube with her by fire light would be incredibly cathartic for me at least 😂

Jaden R

This is a diabolical question

Mico Hunter

I’ll bring the marshmallows 😂

LaZe Witch

This! In my scenario I'm getting a piggy back

Demi 🫶🏻

I really had to sit and think about this. In this Ted talk I will be coving the who, when and why on my answer.

Beth Ann

omg is jojo finally winning at something?

m

the second any of these options finds civilization, it won't take long for them to be abandoned by society 😂 so that makes my answer a slow descent into madness....who needs civilization anyway 😬😂

vic ala

jojo gon save us. idk how but she just seems like she could lol

Delaney Ririe

y’all know that audio “the gun would go off” that’s my choice

SLA_x

Definitely Adrielle because if anyone is going to work overtime to find an audience (/help) it’s her!

Karla

Janet and Adrielle would become best friends. Janet would be her lawyer. 🙈

Ellie Evans

Tunnel lady I’d choose

Catalina

At least I won’t feel that bad killing off any of these people when I need to eat.

JJ

I guess I live alone on this island now

LuTheTeaWitch

I hate all of these. But if I absolutely had to, I think Monty would be the most useful. The rest of them are utterly useless. Maybe Janet but fuck her. She can be stranded on an island forever. Lol I’m upset at whoever came up with this poll. Lol this was rude and hateful to make us do this 😆

Burtasaurusrex11

Shirtless Monty. I'm thinking he can like... idk lift stuff? Lmao maybe his strength could come in handy.

Charlie

My thoughts as well lol he's cringey but he may have some useful skills? 😂

Madelyn René

I’m picking Janet, but only to keep her on the island. Banishment. Lawsuit = dropped. Motion to dismiss her to an island, yes please.

wale

I would just die

Jordan

Jojo siwa has so much energy, I think I could say "swim north and find civilization" and she'd basically swim the English channel 8 fucking times until she found civilization

Jordan

You're so real for that. I'd consider going Yellowjackets/Donner party on whomever it was

Jordan

OOOOH THIS!!! This is big brain strategy

Jordan

Omfg 😂😂😂 she gotta find that cell signal.

Jordan

But you'd also have to listen to her speak

Jordan

To roast the options for supper?

Jordan

Janet and Adrielle are cut from the same cloth. They'd come back and file lawsuits against you for saying their names

Jordan

Jfc she IS wreck it Ralph

☆Hannah☆

i picked jojo because the power of the Gays (myself included) is unrivaled. honestly i think we could put the sapphic dont-need-a-man skills to use and build a powered boat somehow to make it to civilization. and she would be entertaining in the meantime

kat

i’m cackling omg

Court

Jojo for sure, mostly for the jacket to signal for help. And maybe her other outfit props will come in handy. Does the construction outfit include a hammer? I can see carrying one around for fun

Mariana V.

I choose the bear 😭😭😭

Danni

I figure Jojo could teach me some dance moves 🤷🏽‍♀️

Peachphs

Where is the bearrrrr?? none of these are viable options that would be good for my sanity

Jillian Carroll

Guys hear me out, Jojo is so loud, someone would probably hear and rescue us !

Amy

we need the island boys on here

Samantha Allen

Idk why JoJo felt like the right answer given the options and then was still surprised to see it winning.

Garrett 🖊️

This is diabolical 💀 I think we could use Jojo's bedazzled vest to get the attention of people though, so I'll reluctantly go with her 😂

Angela Barba

I would off myself honestly, if those are the choices. Buy I chose Jojo.

Cheskimo

Hear me out: Jojo Siwa would really keep you awake and alert as you've half dead and in need of food. Her sheer annoyance would keep you alive and any aeroplanes will easily be able to spot her on the ground.

Katherine

Okay hear me out. Shirtless Monty Lopez should at least have some form of usefulness with the physical tasks needed to construct a shelter and prep for getting found. Not gonna be happy for a moment though!

mona

this is the hardest thing ever 🤣

Jordan

i love bedazzled moment, so i gotta go with Jojo. but ideally, just leave me on the island alone. i could use a vacation from this timeline right about now girlies. 🤣

Avocoddess 🥑

That would complete this nightmare blunt rotation

Emmy G

Glad Austin Mcbroom isn't here, you guys accomplished he would eat you

Courtney

Not an option but the lady who built tunnels under her house would be my #1

Hanna Truong

Janet would sue the people for money or annoy them so much they’d have to give us their resources to get off the island because they don’t want to deal with her.

Lauren Hunke

The fact that you got over half of us girlies to co-sign Jojo, simply by listing her with Internet underlords is DIABOLICAL 😂

Eunice

This one is so hard but Jojo was on Special Forces so she knows a thing or two about being under pressure

Kristin

Adrielle would set up a GoFundMe from the island and post a thousand TikToks a day so everyone would know where we are 🤔 but I wouldn’t las longer than 5 seconds before I try swimming back to shore 😅

Cassie Sampson

Am I the only one who think def noodles would be the least annoying?

Diana Soto

Girlies this is HORRIBLE! But TBH with how motivated Janet is I would chose her to to the hard work of looking for civilization while I call her JANET in the background 💀😂

Amanda

Jojo easily has the most energy/stamina. I could definitely see her climbing a tree to help us look for civilization and her vest would help planes find us.

Charlotte

Adrielle, god help me, because she was so adamant about getting out of a "small town" that I think she could get us back to civilization the fastest.

Tina M

Why is the lady who dug under her house not on the list? I want her and her excavator on the island with me.

Victoria Benson

I picked Def Noodles because he seems to be the least offensive.. but then realized that Jojo, although upsetting in so many ways, would be the best choice

Jenni

idk I think jojo would protect me and do all the heavy lifting lollll

Andrew Giglio

This is a friggin' nightmare. Can I just walk into the sea and drown?

Alyssa Douglas

I was hoping Michelle the bartender would be on the list at least she could make me a nice drink with the imaginary alcohol we would have plus she’d keep me entertained with her stories 😂

malia313

I would take my chances swimming home if I was trapped with Adrielle

Nicky

I don’t think I could deal with Jojo’s cringeworthy ways. 😭 And Adrielle scares me.

Lola

Jojo. I’ll pluck off all the sequins and make a help sign 😂

Sonia Marie

Anyone who chose def noodles isn’t long for this world Remember when he went to burning man with no shelter or water or anything ?

T

This wasn't a fair game. I want new choices🤣🤣 Or to leave my choice and build the civilization on my own.

Mckay Millsap

My write in answer is the basement tunnel lady. She's resourceful even when she doesn't have to be.

Tiffany

Jojo. Duhhhh.

Dan

Sorry, but big judgy energy. -but also I picked Monty Lopez for the same reason 🙈

Serenity

Jojo did that wilderness show, I think she could figure it out.

Jessica

I rather just go at it alone and see what happens. 😂

Bobcatred

I’m pretty sure I’d throw JoJo into the ocean if we were stuck on an island together. She’s way too frickin’ annoying. Maybe not as annoying as Janet, but that’s a different kind of annoying. It’s like yappy dog annoying vs Deloris Umbridge annoying.

Cinnabuns75

I went with Def Noodles, since he’s AI now🤣

Tara

I’m with you on that !

Tara

I think I’d take my chances alone ! lol

Anette

F. Solitary confinement. I’ll take my chances with a volleyball or something.

DwaalAtticSalt

Jojo because I feel like her mom at least would be looking for her and would have the resources to get that done. Nobody else would have anyone looking for them that hard🙃

Flor Contreras

Def noodles cause he been the day one

Devon Kavanagh

Is there a none of the above choice? 😅😅😅😂😂

m

and for the *audacity* to be stranded on the same island as....them 😂😑

Emmikate

If we're in the wilderness JoJo has nothing to do but listen to me talk about how unethical her shit is and maybe I can get through to her to the very tiniest little degree

Abby F

Janet, we may not make it back to civilization, but at least the lawsuit has to be dropped if she cannot make it back

Lizzie

How is JoJo the only viable option on this list 💀

Shelby

The options are diabolical.

Emily

you couldn't even get me to make this decision at gunpoint lmao

Julia Madelena

absolutely! jessa lynn would be on the case, she needs her meal ticket lmao