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Hey girlies!! So, as you know, we have a lot of lore with Def Noodles. Those live stream reaction videos from a few years ago? Yeah, we buried them so deep the internet could never find them again. 😂 But last month, we were like... what if we unburied one for Patreon?

So, here it is... a little time capsule from September 16, 2022. This stream was unlisted that same night and has stayed in the vault ever since.

oh and girlies…. THIS STAYS BETWEEN US!!!!

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Our LIVE Reaction To Def Noodles 3rd ROAST BATTLE

https://linktr.ee/doweknowthem In today's episode, We hope you enjoyed this episode! Please let us know on Twitter or Instagram if you have any topic suggestions for next Sunday! (@lily_marston & @jessismiles__) Business Inquiries: doweknowthempodcast@gmail.com

Comments

Mo

This is too good to be true

Caitlin

OMG YES IM SO EXVITED

Emily

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

Anna

YAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYAYAYAYAY NO ONE IS AS EXCITED AS I AM RIGHT NOW

viv

Yeeees😍

heidikins

Omg I have been waiting for this exclusive! Ahh!

Caitlin

ITS GINALLY HERE I CANT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Dannielle Moore

🤣🤣🤣 thank you for posting this!!

Jenna Vetterli

Hahahahaha I was there for this in real time and get to relive it😂

Leslie McWaters

Awww I was definitely watching that live 5 days before I had my son lol that's fun

Kat

Oh wow, I missed these so I'm excited to finally experience them.

Heyyyerica

I was there the first time and I’ll watch it again!!!

Brooklynn

Omg the old chairs are really bringing me back 🥹

Kerstynn

Wooo girlies!

zoe

love you girls!

Mariana V.

love this for me, i missed all the lives the first time around!

Mystiana

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the anxiety jessi must’ve had posting this after adamantly saying this would never see the light of day again

Corbin Black

I have waited years for this moment. I am so happy.

Sam

OMFGGGG ITS HEREEEE

Allison

This feels like the library of Alexandria being recovered

Avery 🖤

THANK YOU GIRLIES!!!!!!!

Payton Baxter

HAHAHA YESSSSS I just rewatched this series a couple of weeks ago so perfect timing

Megan Scales

Yesssssss girlies! This is the content I signed up for ♥️

Courtney

I have the def noodles roast 4 saved on my watch later even though it’s unlisted but I missed this one! Excited to see it after so long 🤣🤣

enby jaspen

Yess. I must watch this as soon as I get home!! 😄

Tiffany Prosek

omg i vividly remember being in the lives 😭 time to rewatch🫣

fish

So glad I can finally see this!

Dallas🌻

I can't wait to see this 😂😂

Mystiana

love the original comments still being under the video like a time capsule 😂

Tiffany

AHHH I love other girlies upload days!

Chris

I heard the other girl gets turnt in this one

Holly

Yessss!! I never got to see the last 15 minutes since I joined a little late!!

Bianx

Yay!!!

Elizabeth H

Omg finally! The fomo was so real lmao

Holly

That was 2022?!

sarai 🌿

The timing of this is crazy for me because I was just rewatching all the first episodes 😅 💓 I'm so ready for this 😂

Annabelle Finch

Omg!!! I managed to watch half of this but it was unlisted before I finished it. I can’t wait to see how the rest of it unfolded 😭😂

Allison

Also, Jessi’s astigmatism mentioned. Never change queen

Bianx

Oh Lily in this live you said if the pod became you main income you could work on the Epstein project.

Maygen

I vividly remember watching this live

Andrew Giglio

I loved the livestreams in the early days. Does this effect their mystique? Oh wow it's complete with the chat and a surprise Meghan appearance! Thanks to J&L for unearthing this. Hopefully Jessi's anxiety has subsided. #dry4def

Allison

Omgggg not them talking about starting a Patreon in 2022, it was meant to be

Chenoa

This is unhinged, I love it, need to do another live!

brittany scott

Omg I can't believe I didn't see this live! You should definitely do live streams!!

Rachel

When I saw this title the way i thought this was a reaction to def noodles randomly making a come back and hosting yet another roast in the year 2025 and was peeing my pants excited, but getting this live is nice too

Holly

Did anyone check if Oh hi mark commented on the live from back then?

Chloe

These live streams are true DWKT lore and you do not understand the fomo I have had for years on not seeing these

Sam

Please I beg, release all of them from the dungeon 😂 or at least to us on here only. These are hilarious!!!

Jessica L

Wooo take me back 👏🏽

Riley

Bless the girlies for uploading this!!!

Brenda

Oh my god! I never thought this day would come 🤯

emma💌

i’m 13 min into the episode and CRYING lmfao i cannot😭😭

Kayla D'Angelo

Oh my god I was here!! Rewatching to see if this is the one I sent yall money and you called it out but I didn’t clip it :’)

Riley Lynn

Omg I was so excited when I saw the notification for this! Made my night!!

Kayla D'Angelo

OMG this is how I found out about Adam McIntyre! I just saw him on his opening night of tour last night

CC

Wait, that was almost 3 YEARS AGO???? I swear to god, it was six months ago max

Emmy G

I ALSO FOUND HIM THROUGH THIS!

Autumn

I think about Lily’s Epstein project at least once a week

Amy Ventura

Ahhhh I’m so excited, I’ve been here since the trailer for DWKT dropped and this live is the only video I’ve ever missed

Jecica

i was actually watching live omg!!!!

Adriana Lara

I watched this live. Thank you for this gift 👏🏽

Sydney Nunez

the H3 part did not age well 😭 but omg i binge yall & Nick Diramio all the time, i was back onto the roast era for yall ! i’m so excited to be watching the live Jessi is so ashamed of 😂

Holly

Omg yes. Blended two names hahaha

Holly

Fixed it. Thanks

Ember Q

definitely saw this live, but it's been a while so 🙃

Ondraya

Omg I remember when this uploaded😂😂😂😭😍

FadedFox

I love this so much🤣 I didn’t start watching/listening until Chelsea mentioned you on her channel - I think around the 40th episode? I remember binge-watching all y’all’s videos and feeling sad the lives weren’t up anymore lol

Katie

I laughed so hard for over a hour. Thank you 💕😂

Sully Flores

Wait!! I missed the live wtf. I'm so glad y'all posted.

FadedFox

Take a drink every time lily panics when someone gives them money. 🤣🤣🤣

Cat

This was incredible omg thank you for posting 😭

Patrick Snow Jr

I remember watching part of this before it was takin down. I’m so glad I finally get to watch the whole thing

Patrick Snow Jr

Would you girlies do a another live episode soon?

emma💌

DRY PUSSY GANG GANG ALL DAY

emma💌

bahahahah thank you so much for this gift😭

Angie

I'm i dreaming?? Is this really the elusive live stream ??

J

THIS IS THE BEST GIFT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED. This alone is worth every penny of membership!!!!!!!!!!

J

Only the driest of pussies!

Krysta

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OHMYFUCKINGGOD I CAN'T SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH I'M ABOUT TO WATCH THIS OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH HOLY FUCK

Hailey

Ok, but the psychic girlies strike again. Not Lily referencing suing Def for defamation and crowd sourcing funds for lawyers @ 1hr 27mins. 2 years before Janet. Foreshadowing?? 🤔🔮

Adrianna

Well. Now I want a patreon live stream 😂😂

wale

I was in the middle of the live when it went private 😩 years later I can have closure 🥺

Arlene Macias

This is so freakin funny, i usually never comment but just had to. Would love to do a patron live!

Mackenzie

i remember watching this live and i am so grateful to be able to rewatch it

Yadira

I don’t remember laughing this hard the first time I saw this. Love it!

Cheskimo

Girls, you need to do another live! I would pay $20 for this again.

Stev

Hear me out, a patreon only live watching ash Trevino on TikTok live 👀

Sovereign

Is anyone else struggling to get the video to play? Keeps saying I need to sign in to prove I'm not a bot but I am signed in?

Kylie

I’ve always had FOMO for missing out on these thank you girlies!

Filipa

Lily is absolutely hilarious in this 😂

lolo reit

missing the time of being able to say family without ya know being accused of terrible horrible things 🙂

Ally

Yes this happens to me too! It’s only when I’m not home and trying to play patreon videos. It says I have to sign in but doesn’t give me an option to. I am able to listen to the audio version. If anyone knows how to fix this please let me know!

Cinnabuns75

This is the only episode I ever missed. Thank you for gifting it to us, Girlies!!

☆Hannah☆

YESSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY

mel

accused of what?

☆Hannah☆

watching this at work so my drinking game is with water so i hydrate instead of die-drate

lolo reit

frankly not worth going into the whole thing, just made me sad to remember what it used to be like

Sovereign

I messaged patreon support I'll let you know :)

Ally

You’re amazing, thanks!!

Sovereign

Worked it out. For me it was my VPN

Sarah Gomes

Dry for Def had me dying

Cindy Claussen

This was such a fun watch. I had not seen it at the time.

☆Hannah☆

new watching game. feel free to make your own edits/additions! items needed: water, drink of choice, comfort substance of choice, and something to munch on 1. take a drink of water every time jessi or lily panics over technical issues 2. take a sip every time someone asks if dennis is live yet 3. take a hit (alternately: take a deep breath 😔) every time weed is mentioned 4. have a bite to eat every time Jessi makes an H3 reference (we're trying to not die, girlies) 5. finish your drink when dennis's stream finally starts (don't worry, you have time to make another) 6. take a sip every time bologna is mentioned 7. take a sip every time they say dry 🐱 8. take a sip of water every time you feel a tinge of second hand embarrassment

France

Family family family

CrystalGlittersss

Thank you for blessing me with this birthday gift Girlies!! 😭. I turned 29 yesterday 🎀 🧁.

cloudii

literally same !! it was alluded to soo much and i joined in the beginning shortly after they had aired so i always wondered the lore hahaha

cloudii

noticed that too there was another thing at the beginning about reddit and stuff too that i was like 👁️👄👁️

Krista Kiefer

Two and a half hours?! I’m being BLESSED today!

Flor Contreras

We need more lives at least make the award show at the end of the year a love it would be amazinggggggg!!!!

peachxtaehyung

Happy late birthday girlie! I turn 31 march 2!

peachxtaehyung

Wait what? Since when can we not say family?!? People are going way too far tbh

peachxtaehyung

We need the one that I think it's lily, unless I'm wrong, got drunk in! I want to see that lol y'all are already hilarious much less drunk

peachxtaehyung

How do you see the comments?? I only see new comments on Patreon i don't know how to find the original comments

Mystiana

if you view the video in youtube and not patreon, you can view the comments. click on the youtube logo on the video and it will take you to youtube to watch. ☺️

Nicole

This made my night! I missed it when it happened so I'm so glad you uploaded it. Would love another livestream!

Bria

“Blessed be the noodles” actually killed me ☠️☠️☠️

Rachel Romoser

It took me an hour and a half into the stream to figure out that Def Noodles and Nickacado are not the same person 🤦‍♀️ why are there so many noodles?! 🍜 #dryfordef

Kiki

OMG YAY!!!!!!

Lesley

Omg, this is giving me ptsd from remote teaching during covid! I was teaching fourth grade and had a ten year old student teaching me to use zoom and Google classroom as I tried to teach reading! Good times.

Caroline

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME!!! Thank you 🥲💜

Lesley

Dear god, these people planned these "jokes" in advance?! I feel like I'm with a group of sixth graders trying to be cool, and all the other kids are either thinking of ways to bully them, or just cringing in secondhand embarrassment.

Marley Ortiz

Why was this privated again?

Loula

OMG I am sooooo excited to watch this!! Writing this before I click. I only discovered the girlies during the Janet saga and have been an avid fan ever since. My ADHD hyperfixation was going through alllll their podcast episodes from day one so I am very very familiar with the def noodles saga and have heard about the disaster of the lives and soooo excited to finally see it. Today is a good day 😍

Loula

and them talking about making a patreon at the beginning and then this video only living on their patreon

Kybourg

This is 10/10.

Kybourg

I need a def noodles DWKT playlist.

Ady Alvarado

Girlie from day one here 🙋🏽‍♀️ I’m wondering Jessi or others H3 old/current fans if y’all feel the same as me but it low key makes me sad to hear all the H3 references during this stream bc their pod has changed so much and I pretty much stopped watching even though I was a big fan not that long ago 😭 jessi and others I’m wondering if y’all are also off the H3 train or sharing similar feelings?

Loula

I started watching this last night before bed and loved the first hour of the waiting time for the roast to start but started to get over stimulated with the chaos of the actual roast so only made it to 5 mins of the actual roast battle lol! will try again another time because I really want to see how the girlies survive it and if they get really bitchy talking shit with the live lol

Meg Shep

Nope. I still watch them and am proud to be a fan of h3.

Taryn Nippard

the chaos in this is very relatable

Tay

The other girlies are SO well fed. Thank you queens!!

Theresa

Not Jesse calling her Sally Jesse Ravioli 🤣🤣🤣

Cristle (Cris)

is it bad that I kinda miss the unhinged def nooodles days 🫣

Lindsey

Dry puthy gang🫶🫶🫶

Amanda S

I missed the original livestream but was able to watch the reply before it was privated and watching it again reminds me of how far the girlies have come. 🥰

Maciel Kirby

I can’t believe I missed this!

Brittany Burrahm

I can say I’m a true fan cuz I actually watched this livestream when it was happening 😭😭❤️ I can’t believe I’ve been watching you guys for like 4+ years now!! My comfort show ❤️🫶🏻🥹

Grace P

I’m with u… :( I’m off the h3 train

Christy Alison

I'm laid up in bed with a horrible pinched nerve in my neck but i've finally been able to catch up with the girlies and this is literally my dream come true. #dryfordef