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[Bonus Episode] Ep 14 - Everything You Need to Know About the WOMBLANDS TikTok Saga (Patreon)

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2025-04-03 02:23:47
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2026-03-26 22:08:38
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In today's episode, Jessi takes Lily back in time to explain the infamous "WOMBLANDS" drama from a few years ago. What is it about, might you ask? Well it doesn't feel like something that could be accurately summed up in this description, so if you are like Lily and have zero clue what "womblands" is.... or honestly, even if you are familiar... just buckle up because WOW, it is quite the journey.

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[Bonus Episode 14] Everything You Need to Know About the WOMBLANDS TikTok Saga

https://linktr.ee/doweknowthem In today's episode, Jessi takes Lily back in time to explain the infamous "WOMBLANDS" drama from a few years ago. What is it about, might you ask? Well it doesn't feel like something that could be accurately summed up in this description, so if you are like Lily and have zero clue what "womblands" is.... or honestly, even if you are familiar... just buckle up because WOW, it is quite the journey. We hope you enjoyed this episode! Please let us know on Twitter or Instagram if you have any topic suggestions for next Sunday! (@lily_marston & @jessismiles__) Business Inquiries: doweknowthempodcast@gmail.com

Comments

Angelique

OMG yesssssssssss

Emma Harrison

Something I know nothing about? Oh yes! I'm intrigued ❤️ hey girlies

Sarah Logan

Oh my gosh, yess. So much yes. I love this throw back!

Amy Ventura

I have no idea what this is about but I am SAT and ready to learn 🍿

Hannah G

IT WAS RARE I WAS THERE! I remember it ALLL TOOOO WEEEEELLLLLLLL!

✨Haley✨

I’m sat girlies ! 🍷🍿

Amy

Oh boy... This is gonna be a trip! I followed it all as it happened live

wolfvonbiele93

I’ve always wanted a deep dive into this! I came in at the tail end of the drama and didn’t get any of the context 🍿

Tiffany Prosek

omg yes love the throwback. cannot wait to watch this! :) <3 thanks girlies!

Bee

Omg sherrilyn needs to watch rn lmaooo

Amber Brianna

Hell yes! I remember this happening in real time on tiktok cause I followed these two creators at the time. It's been so long and I would love a deep dive cause I'm sure I don't know everything ❤️

Ryan

Never have I ran to watch a video faster

Lizzie

Literally only popping in to see if my beef with Ms Jones is on here 👀

Alyssa A

I remember watching this in real-time as someone who found both creators entertaining. Wild times on the internet girlies

Andrea E.

This just brought me back. I remember watching this happen in real time

Roxanna Russell

Omg Womblands! I was so hooked on this, so glad you are covering it!

Eunice

LOL YESSS I remember I would randomly say "you fucking knew" And my husband never understood now he's watching with me hahHa

Adrianna

Wait are they the “high 4” friends Lily ? 😂😂😂

Pariah Carey

I remember when this happened and it all made me deeply uncomfortable. Now, it still does so I can't watch the clips, I can just stare at Lily also being deeply uncomfortable.

Emily♡

Jessie casually leaving her white claw on her lap while she talks gives me so much anxiety 😂🩷

Danyelldoesnot

I will be saying "deep in my womblands" in conversation with my husband to see his response, thank you✨️

Gabby

Lily we want the Epstein deep dives!!!!!

Lyndsey

So excited. One of my constant requests on polls is to go through old drama.

Dannielle Moore

You farken knewww!! I still say this atleast once a month 🤣🤣🤣

Tiffany

OMG MEMORY UNLOCKED. I totally forgot about this and I followed ALL of these creators and was LOCKED IN to this mess.

Emily

So this couldn't have come at a better time. I just made a cake (as one does) and my bf is going to bed. im going to get really🍃and watch this!

Hannah G

Omg please cover CreepshowArt next! That one was..oof!! I still think about it lol. And Lily, for a good deep dive, what about possibly covering Jon Benet Ramsey??

Payton

Currently under a tornado watch so this was much needed

Zori Michaels

It’s so funny that I followed these two people and knew about this drama. I had no idea it was called womblands. That’s so funny to me.

Do We Know Them?

LMFAO wait yes… and I almost brought that up bc it is the same accent but decided against… only to find I must have already shared that lore before??!

Maria Fernanda La Torre

Paying for this content and watching Jessie’s re enactments…. Best investment ever 😂

A C

I wanna see Lily go full Bassett Hound on the FF7 house saga

Amy Benham

I was heavy on tiktok during this time also. I'm a indigenous maori from new zealand and a lot of my content was very similar to lance, the "hey coloniser" calling white people out was also the type of content I made. So at the time, the "poor me, white women" shtick just made me eye roll. But then he did a extremely misinformed video about aboriginal people of Australia and that me so mad! So like I haven't heard Modern Warrior's name since 2022.

Flor Contreras

It’s so funny looking back in this drama bc I remember it but not. I was also a teenager and seeing it now as an adult is very interesting

Adrianna

Yess!! I wish I knew what episode. But it was hilarious and reminded me of my weird highscool self 😂

Alejandra 🤩

her monologues coupled with the music sound like they belong in a CW show

KatrinaTheKatLady

I was with lily on this one and had no idea what was gonna happen but WOW! this was unhinged. Also please cover creepshow art

Andrew Giglio

Lily, I remember looking forward to The Deep End series when you were batting around the idea (yikes) four years ago. Definitely will check out any deep dive videos on your own channel.

Kayla

What the actual fuck did I just watch? That was... Something. The bonus eps are 🔥🔥 girlies, never change!

Emma Gaston

Chelsea definitely has some boundary/relationship issues....and maybe uses a filter that makes their chin incredibly pointy whilst their jaw very wide?! Weird weird watch....

Lk

Womb what....

roxy

Watching this drama unfold in real time was crazy. I was hoping yall would cover this

Audrey Schinnerer

You couldn’t pay me enough to voluntarily tell the internet I was raw dogging it with a man 😭😭

Sovereign

Just finished cleaning my dog after he rolled around in his own poop. I needed this 🙏♥️

Wilma Röste

LILY!!! DO THE DEEP DIVES!!! would honestly love the jeffy eppy one, but tbh id watch any hour long deep dive on any kinda darker topic youd do im being so ffr

Emma Thomson

Jessi’s pants being dirty is such a mood. I know damn right she was crawling around that mess of cords before filming 😂

Melanie Burgess

God this is bringing me back! Also, none of the other lies are true. BUT BELIEVE ME!

Emma Thomson

Holy shit I’m sitting here crying laughing, I forgot how good this drama was 😂😂😂

Paty

“YOU FAWKIBG KNEW” omg I’m sat for thissss

Taylor Morris

I'd definitely be behind dark mystery deep dives! Heck, post the Epstein videos. It's not too far back that people wouldn't be interested.

Emily

That was hard to get through bc I could barely watch the cringey videos. Major secondhand embarrassment. I would love to hear deep dives from Lily! Any topic would be fun.

Emily

Took me a few hours to watch bc of the cringe. I cannot imagine saying stuff like that off camera, let alone posting it for the world to see. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Sadie Ladie

I don’t know why this comment made me giggle so hard but I love it.

Cinnabuns75

Omg we’re revisiting the Womblands?! The Womblands saga lives rent free in my head…and in my phone apparently because I’ve typed Womblands enough over the years that it suggests it as an actual word🤣😂🤣

Cassidy H.

Oh god the girlies covering Gorl World would be the insane content crossover I need 😂

Erin Nicole

Tbh I don’t even know how you could do a deep dive on Amberlynn that would only be an episode long… theres over a decade of shit to go through😭

Krista Kiefer

I’m watching this at work(as I usually do)and oh my god, I buried this so far deep in my mind that the moment I saw Womblands I was transported back, this saga was INSANE back then and it’s still crazy today lmao

Elise💕

STOP. WOMBLANDS is crazy. 😂😂😂

Adrianna

So I had to Google it because I was wondering who this was.. and that’s because. I used to work with an Amber Lynn at a strip club who was an ex porn star. And I thought that’s who you meant. She had a super sad life story. I was a waitress and she talked to me a lot. Since she was a bit older only certain people liked to have dances with her 😩

Erin Nicole

GIRL LOL. There is a story that Amberlynn told about 5 years ago, that there is a pornstar with her same name that tried to sue her for her using her name!! That’s hilarious! Small world🤣

Victoria🫧💕

I legitimately thought she was saying womblands until this podcast lmfao😭. Literally never realized it was actually womb, lance

Jordan

Its been fantastic to relive this saga and see Lily experience it fresh 😂😂

Jordan

I also forgot why I jokingly say "you FOOCKIN knew!" The way that i do whenever it comes up in conversation. The memory of the pronunciation is ingrained but I couldn't remember the source material until now ☠️☠️

Mariana V.

lily, release the epstein doc!!!! do an exclusive subscription on your channel or something, i am so invested!!

Michelle D

I never knew "you fuckin knew" was from womblands???

Leticia Pacheco Licerio

I'm SO happy to see this because I was so confused by all this when it actually happened!!

Allison

I think a CreepShowArt deep dive would be interesting

Cynister Feelings

I really hope you show Lily the creator who does the Womblands satire and like does the “womblands and “you knew” quotes and shows what it looked like to film it

Francesca Buckingham

DRAMA-GEDON !! Please cover this, it took everyone in a chokehold, even if you disliked them!

Francesca Buckingham

Also LILY release the Damm Epstein doc, we are genuinely still all waiting! It’s still relevant and you did such an amazing job last time!

Sydnie

How have I never heard of this????

Tirzah Hardy

😂😂😂😂 this was my Roman Empire during Covid times. Can’t wait.

Elle

I’ve also never heard of these people or the memes. My goodness, this must have been even more wild in real time!

Jillian Lozano

not really a mystery, but Lily should do a deep dive about the guy who made Silk Road on the dark web! it's a crazy story

Robert Kreklau

i can't believe this is the only comment about the chin filter lmfao it was so distracting

JJ Spell

I definitely remember this but never got closure because I deleted my Tik Tok towards the end of 2020 early 2021.

Julia Purple

Wow I literally have no idea what this is, so excited to lock in

Lesley

This was fucking amazing! I had never heard of this, and learning about with Lily made me want to be in the same room so we could look at each other and say "RIGHT?!?!" Every time we said the same thing at the same time! The reactions were priceless! And Jessi's inability to stay still in her seat as she processed the memories and got excited was hysterical. A+ work here, Jessi!

Lesley

Is it a filter? I just assumed they had work done or something. Though the filter makes senses- really matches their aesthetic and vibe.

Melinda

I happened to catch the entire Womblands saga in real time and I CANT believe they covered it 😭😭 I had been following Chelsea for like a year and this saga came out of nowhere it was so wild

Em 🪷

Watching all this for the first time and oh my god, what an episode 😂 this will be a repeat watch for sure!

Takship

It’s kind of ironic that Jessi commented on Lily’s British accent when saying “cheers”, when she’s occasionally possessed by a British ghost lol.

Angela

I’m not sure what I just experienced in this video.

Susie Ward

shes referring to 'informed' consent rather than basic consent.

CraftyCrow

I kept muttering to myself "what just happened?" every few minutes of this video 😂

Jessica Mogielka

Girlies lots of accidental pregnancies happen cause you get horny at your most fertile time right before you period. So more ladies wether it be humans, cats or cows are more receptive to a pean at that time lol

Jessica Mogielka

No I think she did say womblands, very reminiscent of the badlands here in Canada I think she's a weird indigenous fetishist that's why she is being so weird about all of this. The music, the cryptic wording.

TheYo Show

I remember this 😂😂😂 Not Jesse with the "I fucking knew!" about the real time videos. I'm 💀

Emma Gaston

Maybe both 🤔 I felt like the jaw/chin was shapeshifting throughout the video, hence the filter theory, looks ridiculous eitherway

Christy Alison

Lily I STILL and WILL ALWAYS want your Epstein video. PLEASE!!!

Sarah🩷🤍🧡

If we are doing old drama - PLEASE PLEASE do a creep show art saga! Jessi ALWAYS talks about wishing they had the pod then

Khadija

I too will ALWAYS want your Epstein deep dive!!

roses12flash

What a whirlwind with this topic. I am still a bit confused with how vague Chelsea was with some of their info. Tons of red flags too. It was entertaining tho lol

Katie

Lily hosting an internet drama podcast and knowing nothing about the Jaclyn Hill lipstick drama is UNACCEPTABLE. Jessi, educate the Other Girl, expeditiously, and for our entertainment! 😆

Lea

Joysparkles breakdown!! Completely missed that chaos

Tawnya Erickson

Lily, I speak for all of us when I say WE WANT THE JEFFREY EPSTIEN VIDEOS

Michelle Spencer

Please no Jaclyn lol. She's to me what Ash Trevino is for many girlies. I've heard Jen Luv talk about her enough so if anyone wants a deep dive on all JH's lies it's on Jen's channel. But yes please to the Epstein deep dive omg

Cecilia O

What the actual fuck did I just watch girlies🤣

Alex

I love the idea of recapping past drama as the bonus episodes!!!!

Tirzah Hardy

Lily, whatever you post would be amazing! But I’d love to see you deep dive on the Twin Flame “cult”, the Jonbenet case, Madeline McClain + the impersonator is fascinating to research but I’d love your formatting for consuming it, and maybe JFK deepdive???

Skye Varnado

They way I ran here from youtube 💀

Shalyn Rowe

You guys mentioned the Creepshow art situation in one of your earlier episodes and how you wish the pod existed back then. That could be an interesting deep dive for a bonus episode!

aphterlauphter

September👀 fingers crossed my sister is secretly childhood friends with Lily

Emily M

I have Monday's episode, a bonus episode, and today's episode on queue. Happy Friday, girlies!

Olivia S

Got the membership this month as a birthday present for myself 🥳 so excited to watch the bonus episodes

Nadège

That's what I tought too!

amanda eskew

At one point, I just started singing Ace of Base....all that she wants is another baby! And i fear it will be on repeat for the rest of the day 🤣🤣🤣

JJ Spell

This is an episode that I am going to watch over and over lol.

Julia Barragán

Is this asking anyone else to sign in to youtube? I can’t watch it :(

Lanie Harvison

A Lily deep dive is my crack! I’d love to see y’all cover Piper Rockelles mom! I know there is a doc coming out on Netflix on April 9th but we all know they won’t do a Lily and Jessie Level Investigation….

Julie Marcum

I didn't have any trouble accessing it, but I have had a patreon issue before. Shoot Joe an email. He'll get right back to you and he's super nice. I hope you get it worked out 💜☮️🩷

lilyfuturetone

Hey I was able to solve the issue by going in my settings and turning off my vpn before watching:) that might be a solution

Tanya

the promo on youtube got me</3

Melissa Glover

This is comedy gold. But also that person is unhinged and manipulative as hell.

Helen Drew

I've never heard of this and it was a wild ride! Also I would love a Lily deep five on Jefferey Epstein.

Individual: Voices from the Holocaust Podcast

I actually have a large faceless TikTok account that was mutuals with them (and I think I still am?). Chelsea was breaking down on a green rug and was 5150ed because an Israeli Holocaust survivor (who was also a mutual) called the cops in Brooklyn (that’s who she’s talking about when she says someone from another country). I have mixed feelings because it was funny zooming out, but at the time it was very scary and you could tell she was very alone and having a complete breakdown.

Momma Moore

Omg I’m an “Other Girlie” now!!! It took me a few months but this boomer figured out Patreon!!! I listened to the audio of this video then scrolled down & found the video version!!! I just watched it and now I’m very excited (I prefer videos)!!! Anywho hi to all the other girlies! This did not disappoint money well spent!!!! 💕

Julia Barragán

omg same thing for me! forgot my vpn was on

Froggele

Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t think she’s 100% in the right (because wtf is this doing online) and I know that the internet just loves cruel/funny but am I the only one who thinks it’s pretty fcked up how people get off on a person having a mental breakdown? Yes, she’s cringe or whatever but the circumstances and her behavior seem too serious to me to think it’s a funny type of cringe🤷🏻‍♀️

Zoe Bernstein

I actually lost it when Jessi asked if Jodi Hilderbrant was their therapist. I've also never been more confused

Christina M

Lily pleaseeee do stuff on your channel that would be great. We know you’re already editing and working 24/7 but anything either of you put out we will enjoy!

Alexandra Koch

Lily!! Yes!! Do dark mysteries, I will be a follower 110%. A year ago I was searching for something just like that ..someone who did similar content to Mr. Ballen, but does it differently. I love his older videos but IDK he's a bit cheesy now lol or maybe I just prefer watching girlies bc they do a more interesting and intriguing way of covering stuff? I never did find what I was looking for. I wanted something NOT true crime like not ending in murder and death. Like, maybe crazy con artist stories, stories about people surviving really wild situations, etc You would do a fabulous job. But you're already so busy with the podcast soooo no pressure, I promise! Lol

Sami

Did we forget Kitti's transatlantic accent when she's in character? I realize she doesn't try to pass it off as her normal accent like Chelsea kinda did, and I think she dropped it altogether, but I distinctly remember her doing it too when we just started with the Janet stuff lmao.

Anushka

I'm proud to say I was around for the womblands saga and to this day it still cracks me up. I'm excited to hear the girlies talk about this one.

Organized Wallflower

Lily I would absolutely love deep dives!! Y’all get me through the beginning and end of the week with 3 kiddos (one being a teen 😬)!!

Cristina

I remember getting this drama on my fyp at the time and I’m just finding out it wasn’t actually womblands.

Bekah Kashtan

Back in high school I made it crystal clear that I would not have sex without a condom, he put it on, and then sneakily took it off before starting. We had the condom conversation right before sex, I think that’s assault. At least that’s what I feel like happened to me and it makes me sick.

Meepmeep14

Ohhh girlies aunt Karen is a bully. She harassed me on TikTok for months. Just some lore lol

Anushka

Lily, if you start doing deep dives, I would 100% watch.

Sami

Chelsea: "please don't come after him." Jessi: "well then where do you want us to gooo?" I'm cackling 🤣

Mar🇲🇽

Lily's epstein deepdive is my roman empire, I get so excited every time you mention it

Bby Angle Ceramics

I feel like I can so relate to Lily talking about how she and her friends have all these inside jokes and how they used to use accents. I went camping for the first time with my now husband‘s family and I found out recently after it’s been like 10 years, apparently his cousin came home from camp and his family was perplexed as to why he was “talking weird “. Later on they had put the puzzle pieces together and realized that that was the weird way that I was talking at the time and I rubbed off on them. I also reconnected with someone that I was friends with through high school and middle school, and the one of the memories that they brought up was how me and my best friend always used a Russian accent like Gogel (sp?) Bardello.

Audrey Schinnerer

This is my third time watching this episode, it’s so good lmao

Froggele

What have they said exactly?

Rachael

creep show art please!!

Jessica Bear

Uhhhh I hate that music so much, it so cringe 😩😩😩

Audrey Henson

I think it's safe to say Lance colonized Chelsea's womblands...

Meepmeep14

One of her besties (Danesh) doesn’t like me and she demanded I come answer for my crimes against him in “Karen’s court” 🤣🤣🤣 couple years ago now. He’s garbage and when I still posted regularly to TikTok was very vocal about it. And no I did not go.

Michael Sims

Bring all the deep dives! My wife and I love that kind of content!

Joanna

I'm so sorry that happened to you. It is called stealthing and it's definitely assault. In the UK it is classed as r*pe.

Maciel Kirby

I had no idea "You FUCKING knew" originated here

hailey baker

Apalachee Mountains deep dive

Christina B

There’s sooo many more chapters to the Womblands saga 😅 I’m actually friends with Amanda. We met on tik tok but have known each other a few years now and this situation is so much more fucked than anyone even knows

amber🌙

What else happened with this situation?

Vil Ell

Not me thinking the womblands were some wombats zoo scandal🤣

R.D.Bianca

I died at Lily’s voice memo. I had the same reaction when I first found out about this mess 😂

Damacio Alvarez

LILY PLEASE DO THE DEEP DIVES. but also i loooooove Jessi showing lily old TikTok drama more please!

Elle Bea

Excuse me, but you thought it was Wom lands as in wombat, what did you think when you realized it was woom ?

Vil Ell

Haha I have no idea where my mind was going. Not this🤣

Chiara Keating

I’ve watched this episode twice now and I fear I’m just getting more confused…….

Maciel Kirby

Yes!! Lily please do deep dives!

Breanna Lopez

I didn’t have the mental capacity to look into this when it happened so thank you girlies

Christy Alison

The way I have watched this 3 times and keep CACKLINGGGGG

Christy Alison

I am also here for IT!!! So fucking funny!!

Christy Alison

I’ve said it 3 times in as many days and I’m not sorry.

Christina B

Honestly way too much to put in just a comment. Amanda (bananaamarie on TT) still has some videos up.

Pauline Minkus

This is one of your funniest episodes, I’m CACKLING at your reactions 😂

Kimberly Sivongsay

This is why I LOVE the GIRLIES!! Every single time I feel the need to type my opinion (I have many lol who knew?) they will just SAY my thoughts!

Kayli 🐬

Bless you, Jessie! At 55:45 😅

Kennedy Evans

I am SO excited for this one! I went to grad school with Lance and this happened during our final year right before graduation. 😅😅 I think he actually stopped going because of everything going on, and he ended up graduating the next year. This is now the second time I’ve known someone you’ve talked about on the pod! 😂

Lk

Don't leave a cliffhanger like this, what's the first one?

Sophie

Lily i dont have any recommendations for actual topics to deep dive but wanted to say i would deffo watch that and sounds like a great idea <3

Elia Nelson

You knew !! You fawkin knew !!

Bea Heart

So were they NOT saying womblands?

Rachel Cuddington

The way that they didn't even touch the Indigenous Tik Tok side lmao, all the aunties were like, "Girlie... you got uncled! Why are you surprised?" absolute hilarity but also, I could not escape on Tik Tok lol

Karla

An old drama I would like to see you guys cover is the Creepshow Art one.

Karla

So I had never heard about this drama. I'm so confused. 🙈

Chillyhill65

Guys I had to come back 3 weeks after watching this episode to comment, because I hadn't laughed so hard for months leading up to it and haven't since. This was one of the funniest pieces of content I've consumed in ages. Thank you for bringing such joy to me weekly!!! Love u girlies!

Bailey

This grown adult didn’t check their sexual partners std status before having unprotected sex, admittedly had unprotected sex with someone they hardly knew, and did not communicate within a relationship about exclusivity… and are somehow .. blaming it on the other person…. Please be for real … grow up bestie I did better at 20 than you’re doing now 🫡

Bailey

I’ve never hated a main character in any story as deeply as Chelsea I’m afraid 🫶🏻

Kurtis Waldron

Okay this episode gave me anxiety lol 😆

Kam Farleigh

This should have been a main channel video it was to good

Kayla Del Valley

My thoughts on the people who get pregnant and “didn’t plan” to. Your more futile days are right after your period. Your body is ready to start the process again. I think the girl gets off her period and when she finally feels comfortable to do things…BAM…baby. 3 of my 4 kids were planned!

Neena Mattson

Is no one else bothered by the amount of blur on Lance's face!? I can't take in anything he's saying.

Katastrophic

The “I really want him” with the long pause and then lily saying “we know” 🤣💀 cause like….that part is obvious 😅 this was a wild time on the ticky tok app. I can still remember when it was going on. I was so lost lol

Naomi Rix

I can’t get over that it’s not actually womblands

Mairead Ryan

Lily’s comments are incredible in this

Jessica L

My comfort episode ah 💜

Danielle Prato

Alr is such a good one but please don't go easy on her

hebrewhustla

Wait I’d love if lily did Karen Read !!

Heather

I joined the Patreon for this exact episode. I kind of knew about this but I didn’t want to do the work of figuring it all out

Heather

We still want that Epstien one, Lily.

Souless Jo

Okay, I knew NOTHING about this drama. I am only 40 minutes in and the amount of times I have had to pause from secondhand CRINGE EMBARRASSMENT is absolutely insane. This is, like Lily said, the adult version of the AIM away message performed by two dramatic theater kids. WTF. Also, Lily - Epstein would still be great, especially now in July 2025 since it's now "official" there was no "list" *ahem cough cough cough*

Kay

No Monday episode means I’m watching Womnlands for the 100th time. My comfort episode 🫶🏾

Mattie Garcia

Yes I'm this deep into the old videos. I just joined the other girlies and binge watching all the videos.

Jade

This is the funniest video you guys have ever done 🤣

Dame

I’m 💀💀 because I heard about this from being chronically online but finally deep dived into the whole saga when Lance of the womblands came back to the internet. Also, they’re both so fawkin dramatic with the pauses and calm speeches… and Lance needs to take the beauty filter down, he looks like a Younique bossbabe 😂😂

Makayla Lucas

It’s giving “Leave Brittany Alone!”

Sa-Manta Ray

this is the episode that convinced me to join the patreon & I'm beyond glad I did lmao. on my second rewatch now. losing my damn mind @ I will drAAAAG u. to KINGDOM COME. across the COALS!!!!!!!!!!!! the amount of times I've replayed that. we don't need to talk about it.

Samantha Michael

All I think in my head is the SpongeBob sound "oh brother this guy stinks" ... this is so cringe. She's trying to be a savior but also wanting to shame him.

Shyan Vigil

As a native American, the guy is lowkey an embarrassment to the native community. If I remember right, I could be wrong, but the guy didn't even live on the rez. He is a city boy

Camille

wow what a throwback in TikTok history

Ildikó Németh

I can't wait to start using "you fockin knuuuu" in my everyday life

Jocelyn Steinke

I'm new to the clout goblins, and, as a therapist girlie this whole saga is very manipulation coded. I would tell my client to stop posting immediately and would be very concerned. OF course, we have no idea what they are telling their therapist, but I can see why a welfare check was called in. I hope they got the help they need to be in a more regulated place.

Naya

Oh wow what a journey 😅

Florentina

Between the background music and the nonstop pauses between every 3 words.. I don't know what took me out 😂😂

Dominique

This person is INSUFFERABLE!

Alicia

Lance has strange taste. They are so annoying……

Adna Valjevac

taking advantage of the free patreon month as a broke little student, im so excited about having this bonus content now !!!!! GOD BLESSSS

Chelsea Mellott

As someone with the same first name as one of the characters today, I have never been more uncomfortable hearing my name so many times within an hour.

Macarena Perez Corrales

The "You fucking Knew " is giving "I just want to dance in the BALLET" from Cam in Modern Family