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Creature Commandos Ep 4 (Patreon)

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2024-12-19 22:56:27
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So much fuckery

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RF

Does anyone remember that one time when a bunch of cops killed a delivery man trying to stop the guy who was holding him hostage? Or all those stories of babies who get killed or mutilated when they bust into the wrong house for a raid? Or all the dogs they shoot for no reason? Or that one time a cop got a McDonalds worker fired because he thought he was poisoned when he was just an old motherfucker eating highly unhealthy food? Anyways, I like how realistic that entire situation was honestly. Fuck cops.

Carlos

He need to weasel past those allegations. Those cops were complete ass btw.

PJ Rivera

Fan theory confirmed about the weasel thats crazy people were theorizing that he was innocent and that he’s only in prison because he can’t talk. He didn’t really kill those kids and a surprise cameo by dye beard from peacemaker

LaTesha

Team weasel 😭

Kingmakaii

Ight bro the cancer nigga my favorite nigga bro this nigga fucking funny asf expect you cuz you’re ugly 😂

Steve Harvey Dent

every farmer that's not the Kent need to Mind their business. First the farmer and young Justice now this.

JBones

Weasels got Velma as his lawyer!

Ahmed

Love weasel

Janildo Dantas

The cops just said "fuck that kid" at the end lol

George

Too many people were way too comfortable spraying and praying around children. Madness.

Alex

That got me upset

Sage Anubis

Nah we needed a trigger warning for that. That ish had me heated no pun.

dom

this is an amazing show man james gunn deserves all the praise

Jack in the box

Does anyone else think the little blond girl in weasels back story looks like the princess? Same colors and everything

User100

S tier level ep. Makes me appreciate Weasel soooo much more

Jebro245

They lowkey had the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever if he just started mauling them damn kids lol it would be awful but it definitely would’ve circumvented my expectations😭

twinuzis

favorite episode so far

Kisuke01

I was laughing in the first half now I'm feeling things on the inside 😔 fuck all the adults there Weasal is a W savior

Tyrese Marshall

Honestly, as crazy as it sounds, I'd have preferred if Weasel was just a child killer

Guav

lmao the dicaprio dating under 25 yo

AmpLvX

free my nigga weasel man he ain't do nothing wrong

Drake Rage

Weasel's backstory was so fucked up, omg.

Ayanda Mpofu

Bro I'm glad i wasn't the only one getting teary eyed, that twist was crazy. #justiceforweasel

King97

That weasel backstory was actually awful

Julian Rodarte
>>158803829

I was thinking that too. My guess is when the group attacks the princess weasel will scratch her and get like flashbacks and stop attacking her

generous wallet

Man oh man, this episode literally had us think about the Weasle in a totally different way. I do hope that lady does help prove his innocence, it's unlikely but i have hope for it

Bryann Kam

BTW, in Circe’s vision, we see a gorilla in a cape and armor standing next to the princess. In case no one caught that, that’s Gorilla Grodd. A well known Flash villain and frequent member of the Legion of Doom. i.e. the supervillain team founded by the archenemies of each member of the Justice League for the sole purpose of finally taking them down.

bleach

Wow was not excepting Wease's backstory to be so sad

Casual

No way they made me feel bad for the weasel, this show is so good. FREE MY DAWG WEASEL 4 LIFE😤😤

ShaquanVirse

Dude really betrayed his team!!! Was her pussy that good dude? Nvm cause Peacemaker stupid and horny also

Keyshawn London

ps weasel attacked circe last episode was because she was attacking the princess who looked like the little girl

rickie woodson

they are making this harder than it has to be. call steve trevor so he can get wonder woman over there. not only is circe her problem as her arch nemesis but she can also talk to animals so can translate for weasal or hook them up with a telepath. its not that deep.

rickie woodson

if the twist is the princess is that little girl all grown up into a vengeful mastermind out for revenge against the country that failed her in this long con: CHEF'S KISS.

ShaquanVirse

Princess had that Blue Box, got man bending over backwards to protect it

ZO

Junior would of never betrayed them

sotonye ogan

This episode jumped me with onions to my eyes tf.

Lord Joku 69

Weasel backstory got me crying 😭

Ketsu

NAHH FREE MY MAN WEASEL NEW GOAT

Rawfish36
>>158805410

Looks like the sun was setting so they were probably just using the playground till it was time to go home

Guns

I mean, everytime yall seen him it was always “ewww, kill this fkin thing” 🤣

Guns
>>158811475

Huh. The general aint Peacemaker’s dad bruh, he’s the dad of the Flag who was in charge of the last team

Uly A O

If Weasel makes it through this show, I want a Weasel spin-off, even if it's just for a season to show his entire backstory (unless we get it here). I think it would be dope. Weasel has lived with that guilt daily, and he can't tell anyone. Where are the mind readers or beast speakers to help? I know Amanda got the hookup. Someone could design a voice collar for him to communicate his thoughts, and it probably already exists in the world.

Alexis Sullivan

Idk I think that little girl might have survived and I think she is the Princess.

Frederick

The incompetence of the adults made me angry. WTF are you guys doing

Engel

Weasel's backstory was so tragic, shit got to me. Gunn is doing a good job humanizing these "monsters".

Devin B

I'm really mad they had us hate Weasel for idk how many years just to turn it around and show that he was actually a good guy

Devin B

This whole situation makes me think of the question would you go back in time to kill baby Hitler, Flag believes that a person is innocent until they're guilty but Waller is about eliminating a threat before it becomes a threat

ShaquanVirse
>>158811475

I know he ain't lol I was comparing the two cause Peacemaker literally has sex with the enemy in episode one

Tyriece

The show does a great job of creating doubt on who is good or evil. Circe is technically trying to save the world, while the princess is going to end it. Same with the creature commandos not being the monsters they’ve been portrayed to be. Great show so far

Anon7524

Minority opinion: If i was in that scenario as a cop, with a fantasy sized fur creature dragging a kid from an unknown caused explosion (unknown if this before or after JL is known in the DCU yet), I'd assume as well it's time to stop asking questions and start shooting😅

Keevondrick Womack

Man fuck them for making me tear up over the goddamn Weasel

Isaac

Guys, cops are not perceptive anime characters unless they're a protagonist. They aren't thinking like that. They just saw an explosion and a monster and where high on shock and fear seeing a creature with a seemingly dead girl in his teeth. They are not gonna see it the way you see it.

earthphoenix7068

The Power scaling not power scaling. Bride shot Frankenstein with .45 colt and now you are telling me a Glock doesn’t phase him? Western shows just have no established continuity to them. Characters die because the writers choose so and not when it makes sense.

Big Daddy Dre
>>158821610

It’s not really incompetence if you saw a big ass rat monster dragging kids around in a burning building you’ll start shooting too🤦🏾‍♂️

Ethan Carson
>>158811475

to be fair peacemaker didn't know what a butterfly is because those dumbasses didn't tell him so he didn't realize she was one. the only reason hes an idiot in that scene was he left extremely confidential information just sitting on this girls bed and didn't think to put it in a backpack or something

Tyrese Marshall
>>158805495

Just for the sake of subversion. Obviously narratively it makes sense and that's why I'm not too bothered, but I would have loved an animal like creature to just be deplorable because it doesn't know better

sotonye ogan

To be fair with Rick Flag I know he’s thinking with his dick but for a princess and grodd to take down the justice league and whole world with just her armies that almost lost to regular niggas I would be skeptical af too😂

Krype

Weasel beating the allegations is crazyyyy

John Cedar
>>158822048

Isn't a big point in these stories that the future isn't fixed? Like, if clairvoyant people were always right then that calls into question the free will of everyone. And often times the very actions they take cause the future event or something worse. There's also a lot of steps in between letting someone have free reign with their army and executing them lol, they could do a lot to monitor or restrain her. If killing her is an option at all then that means any number of things could happen to change the future, right? If someone was coming back from the future and said that she needs to die I'd someone take that more seriously for some reason. Visions are sketchy.

Delinda Arts
>>158823496

insane thought process. when there's a hostage involved, especially a child, you gotta prioritize their safety and well being before "getting the kill".

GrandNubian
>>158821610

While completely ignoring trying to actually save the children in the process? No sir, that would NEVER be me. I don't have that kind of pure hatred in my heart.

Mervyn Larrier

So they didn't even call the FD? Y'all ain't even try to get the kid, just trying to hit them angles on Weasel?? This shit had me pissed off. Yk there was a cover up too over that insane level of incompetence. Like, ik he was gonna be wrongfully blamed for their death the moment i saw him dragging her but this?? This shit here? I wanted Frankenstein's monster back on the screen

King97
>>158823496

To an extent. Shooting the creature I get. But prioritizing capturing something/someone over saving children is backwards as fuck

Fred
>>158825255

i mean is he wrong tho he jus asking for some continuity 😭

JDot GameSpot

TBH I don't blame the old nigga for investigating seeing a weird ass monster near kids nor do I blame the cops for insinuating that weasel was attacking those kids because of their lack of knowledge but when the cops legit focused on bro while watching a child get crushed that's where they lost me. Like if one of them tried to lock in sure but they just focused on bro.

Devin B
>>158822048

Yeah in these kinds of situations in DC nothing is set in stone, there's a lot of things that are unknown in this situation such as what drove the princess to that point because if they just kill her without taking that into account then the future can potentially be worse. Clairvoyance is just seeing the future based on a predetermined set of events but there's the chance of the future changing if you change said events.

Devin B

Up until the cops ignored the kid to apprehend Weasel I don't blame them much for their rationale because for all they know Weasel was taking the girl out of the building to eat her later, there's no way you're going to think that creature had good intentions, especially when you get a call about said creature potentially terrorizing children.

Chriz Elkinberg

James Gunn just showing once again why he is great can’t wait for Superman

Boogie's Games

Bro Frankenstein is off da Perc nbs 💀

Nick Baynes
>>158823496

It isn't though. That is literally how you get dead hostages. It happens all the time with real cops and it's dumb and shows a lack of training every time it happens.

Keenan Taylor

Welp I did not expect to drop a tear for a fucking weasel

Silver

Man fuck those cops that scene made me so mad. Didnt even try to save the kid

Lūthér Hölâyèãhmé

I smell a self fulfilling prophecy about to possibly happen. By trying to kill the princess, she becomes jaded and feels betrayed by the U.S. She then becomes evil and events go on like the premonition. Rick Flag is right, punishing her for something she might do in the future is wrong.

WillGlacier
>>158831065

they see a kid in the things mouth and instead of dragging the kid out of the fire they drag the creature?! MAN FUCK DEM PIGS bruh 😭

WillGlacier
>>158830204

Ikr like damn why the fuck they dragging THE MONSTER out and not the kid out of the burning school like the fuck? 😭

WillGlacier
>>158825041

So they drag the fucking CREATURE out of the burning building and not the little girl? Mannnn FUCK DEM PIGS bruh 😭 "eeeuuu she might be dead" BROTHER CHECK HER PULSE OR SOMETHIN DAMN lmao

WillGlacier
>>158823496

Ladies n gentlemen, the American police. Same skill level as a liquored up hillbilly with a shotgun but with a badge

WillGlacier
>>158822048

counter argument I ain't letting no bitch kill of Superman bruh. We throwing hands

WillGlacier
>>158821610

Oh yeah let's just NOT try to rescue the kids. "blue lifes matter" mf over here lmaooo

WillGlacier
>>158819820

Bruh I HOPE. AND she gets her revenge on the dumbass cops for dragging the literal weasel mf out of the burning building instead of her lmao

WillGlacier
>>158813910

I doubt it because she had no reaction over seeing the weasel but it would be cool

WillGlacier

FREE MY MAN WEASEL HE AIN'T DO NOTHING WRONG !

Tsuki

Frankenstein is a baby, he was created against his well from corpses. U can’t really blame him

Uly A O
>>158819544

I think it be cool. Tbf they done spins off a lot of characters already why not? It be a fun goofy show. I could see spin offs for any for a lot do these characters if they make it pass season one tbh.

Terrel Hudson

This man Rick Flag Sr. is 62 years old and pussy whipped. Damn near embarrassing 🤣

Terrel Hudson

Weasels backstory is literally heartbreaking wtf 😩 and those cops are literal scum yall see children and all you do is shoot didn’t even try to rescue them

Arturo

Free Weasel! 😭

Anon7524
>>158823496

For the 2 people comparing my statement to cops in general, that's bringing politics into shit when not needed I feel since it's a hotbed issue rn. No one (especially not police as shown in the show) is trained to deal with a human sized fur monster dragging an *unknown if alive* kid during a fire, so regardless if weasel was helping he was gonna get shot for the situation alone. It's terrible the situation, but seriously is anyone normal trained to deal with anything remotely like this..... no! Only specialized groups, like ARGUS would have protocols for this shit in this world Lastly, the fact you're all trying to act as if you wouldn't put your life as priority over the kid here is honestly hilarious to me, but won't be proven until you're in that scenario yourselves. The world isn't perfect and people are messy, so unfortunately we all have priorities

User100
>>158831361

Why i just find out his brother, Sean Gunn, plays the Weasel!

Raider

They did a fantastic job with weasels back story.

Sixaxis112

I always knew my boy Weasel was innocent.

That guy joe

Never in my life did I think, “Oh the Weasel is gonna make me shed a tear” but here we are… #Justice4Weasel

uniquepeanut

Went from OH MY GOD WEASEL to oh my god weasel...

Offw0rlder

On my mama I won’t badmouth Weasel ever again BIG Weasel not the lil one get it right 😭😭😭😭

Naw1n

Cops: try to kill weasel while he's holding a kid risking hitting the kid, weasel finally on the ground instead of helping the kid, help weasel get out of burning building after trying to kill him. W logic

Gate

stupid kids

Lsg_Lani

This is random asf and idk if yall know already but in the live action, weasel is played by Sean Gunn. James Gunn lil bro and Kraglin in GOTG😭😭

Darth Marr

I forget where but I heard that James Gunn confirmed Weasel's innocence some point after The Suicide Squad but seeing it actually play was so annoying. An irrational sense of justice is dangerous

YaboyQ

Being more concerned about what he was and stopping him than what was actually happening, sounds about right

YaboyQ
>>158891736

They weren't helping him get out of the building they were arresting him there's a huge difference, they were so concerned with arresting him they let a little girl die, hate to say how accurate that is

Naw1n
>>158891736

No. they try to kill him the entire time but when he's finally on the ground instead killing him, they drag him out. Make no sense

YaboyQ

If them going to kill her is what puts a battery in her back bruh.... And at that point the flare slander wouldn't be deserved either

Yeh2001

There’s no way that kid wasn’t the princess they look way too similar lmao

Yeh2001
>>158911226

Unless they are going to use their similarities to make Weasel defend her and that’s what saves her life

Rin Okumura

Rocket welcoming Weasel to the club.

Bocchi In Shadow

Yeah my brain is cooked. I somehow see the princess being some evil war maiden as hot. I mean Grodd probably has something to do with it tho because how do they expect an army to beat the Justice League.

Reckless Company

Wow so weasel was a W this whole time got me crying over this ugly creature #justiceforWeasel

Cerenity B

Since Cersi can get into people’s minds I hope she’d be able to help Weasel

William Jones

The most frustrating part about the cops shooting at Weasel and ignoring the child dying is how realistic it is when you think of how cops act irl

Bona Fide

Lady in the thumbnail is pretty so I will be starting episode 1 reaction sometime soon. No clue what this show is about but I kept scrolling past her red lip stick, smokey eye, gold earrings. Best part is you guys make everything enjoyable so it's very easy to start a random show with yall

Tsuki
>>158838022

Older than me but I’m mainly talking about what he been through. A person doesn’t change w time only, it depends mainly on the environment and what he went through. Bride must’ve met a lot of people and learned a lot from them while frankenstein probably just followed her around and spent all his time trying to find her

Anton

With the vision of all of the dead heroes, it has been confirmed that said group includes ones that aren't clearly visible. Those being Guy Gardner Green Lantern, Wally West Flash, and Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle (same one from the DCEU movie). James Gunn had the final say on which characters could and couldn't be included, based on what has been planned apparently.

Z

Wow I did not think that slobbering weasel would ever make me well up, James Gunn cooked. #Slide4Weasel

Subsub537

f cops bro. if that was real life it happen the same way. just two dumb niggas with guns shooting at a kid

Thulani Mason

Ayo free Weasel til it's backwards!

Expectaytions

I fucking feel Lupa bruh, I knew I wasn't alone when I first watched this. The sadness I felt for Weasel was insane, he really is a misunderstood creature at least we got clarification he's really not a menace

Jordan Postle

Those foreign soldiers armor couldn't even take a bullet from a regular gun yet I'm supposed to believe they were able to take over the world and stand against Superman, Wonder woman, etc. Clown shit writing

Fred
>>158976911

i peep the background is a red sun so i can undertand a superman loss but batman has no plan? raven didn’t summon trigon? green lantern corps not pulling up? there’s even like you said wonder woman who is a mf powerhouse that writing buns for such good animation i’m with you

Fred
>>158929321

even more bullshit cause how did they take down blue beetle and flash😭

Delinda Arts
>>158823496

The cops (as they do in real life) were only concerned with nabbing the kill. If they were real heroes, they would see the girl reaching up for help before the fire collapsed on her. Your logic was just a bit skewed bc of the fantastical nature of the weasel man being there. I’m sure you don’t actually want a lil girl to be a casualty of your blood lust to kill the monster….right?

Delinda Arts
>>158823496

I had that same thought process lmao. Even when the hillbilly was calling the actual cop, they had zero urgency to actually help lmao. Literal dogs of the state😂

Anon7524
>>158823496

I mentioned a fantastical situation originally 😅😅😅, when saying my opinion tbh..... there is in no way you can say anything other than that since the term "fantasy/human sized fur creature" was used both times.... you saying about irl cops after I already expressed no need for it is being rude, petty and political. Can't you just own your shit when I even said minority opinion as I don't expect anyone to agree, but you bringing your own shit into it is not needed or wanted. Putting politics in something I said, and shutting out clear facts (as you do right here) I do have an issue with. None of it is needed though I appreciate your opinions (speaking to all people who replied not just the most recent comment or now).

Clinton the Bingethinker

Before this episode, I never thought I’d cry because of the Weasel. Those poor kids 😞

Corey Leach

Whoever said the little girl might be the princess might be on to something. The connection there makes sense. I hope the girl is alive somehow and Weasel gets to see her.

King of New York

This show has been S tier so far man, just like I knew it'd be. It's basically like act 1 of the "Suicide Squad/Task Force arc" that Gunn started in The Suicide Squad. Also, I can't believe I learned for the first time last month that James Gunn is the one who made the 2 live action Scooby Doo films. You can see how much he loves animals everywhere in his works with Scooby, Rocket, Weasel, King Shark and Ratcatcher, Eagley, Krypto.

King of New York
>>158900633

Sean Gunn knocked it out with both performances in the last 2 episodes. He plays both weasel and GI Robot. Dynamic duo of brothers, James is on the pen ✍️while Sean is on the mic 🎙️

King of New York
>>158976911

Right now yeah, but to be fair we don't know if there was a catalyst that changed the power dynamic in some way. A whole bunch of crazy shit was happening in the future vision like Gorilla Grodd joining forces with her. We'll just have to wait and see. You could always make the argument in any comic book story that Superman could benchpress the universe and Batman should have a plan for everything, so with some things you have to just suspend disbelief. That being said, If they don't expand on it anymore then I'm inclined to agree with you. You need at least some sort of reason.

Animefied

At this point James Gunn is the only one who can be the savior of DC at this point.

MDLNubes

I almost cried for GI last ep. This ep tears

beano

w dyebeard cameo

Norman kay10

awwwww Lupa please dont make me cry hard toooo

MR_V1B3Z

Now what if the woman is is trying to help John aka Weesal is one of the kids that actually survived and wants to keep it lowkey by getting her childhood friend free.

Chuzo

I swear Lupa gotta have the biggest heart on Patreon, this man always the first to crack a tear lol, Now Roshi on the other hand

aj

I did not expect this show to hit me emotionally, what a crazy backstory I'm actually crying

A. P.

I was unprepared to be hit in the feels like that. Shit was infuriating lol Free Weasel til it's backwards!