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2025-01-29 23:50:08
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what a way to start the season! Also--enjoy some pre-reaction comedy lol

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Danger Tomato

Ain't no pre reaction comedy it's a tragedy not getting succession season finale before this filth

reeseevan8

Aight man yall better lock in this finna be the craziest season yet 🔥

ΛIRS

Best season so far!!!!

halsa

YAYYYY

GrayStark
>>162923087

DangerTomato being weird and insecure does not speak for all succession fans. -a succession fan

Imran

My day is made

Jamie
>>162923087

Ur the king of the succession empire but thats not a good thing buddy king of 💩

Danger Tomato
>>162923087

Dont do this jamal dont say the king of the succession empire has to be a serious person, I was there for you dawg

BojacksReacts

I’ve watched this season three times now and still have no clue how she survived a fall from a lighthouse

soul keeper

Best pre reaction commentary in a min lupa had me crying with the vacuums

Fendifvce

the vaccum shii had me in tears

Jamie

You get real answers big answers this season btw the finale is the best ep so far tbh

iibreezy2x
>>162923900

Easy magic. Plus I think falling out the window was symbolic but like the far away tree when she going through it.

Jamie

It’s been about a month in fromville btw since Jim and Tabitha’s family arrived

Kisuke01

Imagine waking up from Alice in Borderlands and it all really happened except you got out explaining that shit would be fucked

Bona Fide

sheera looking at roshi when he said "yeah thats crazy" lmfao

BojacksReacts

49:00 lupagan kicked In 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Deshawn Gorham

I’m glad I ain’t the only one mad at the kid when he opened the door for a fucking goat

PJ Rivera

Lets gooo finally roshi ans crew are catching up

HBK 713 🏄🏾‍♂️

They start spending that bread cause they had some fine ass extras(women) this episode 🤣 🤣

BojacksReacts

One of the best ep 1 I’ve ever seen

xProKnockz

My boy Victor not the one🤣

BojacksReacts
>>162923900

That’s what I was thinking. They said she was found on the side of the trail or something, but that made me think there’s definitely a tree around which probably got her to the ground and was just scraped up.

bleach

Lupa never fails to make me laugh 😂😭

Jazz Rivers

That nigga Victor and his daddy like Ashtray and his dad from ‘Don’t Be A Menace…’ 😭😭

Michael Kaiser

The fact that lupa is not a actor or a comedian is wasted potential but at least we got him here 😂😂🫶🏼

Doctor Hacks

Can we get the 2nd today? imagineeee

Dj

lmao how old does victors actor look to yall cus 60 is CRAZY😭😭

Kreed

haha, no time shi going on. Victor's actor is about 53 and his dad's actor is 73. It's all coherent

Mikolaj Golab

Victor is like 50-ish years old, considering time period when he was concieved would make his father like late 60`s, early 70`s cuz in 80`s I Believe it was pretty common to have children in your early 20`s.

jason thomas

The actor playing Victor's dad is actually in his 70s lol so just old enough. Victor is in his 50s and living in a very stressful situation that would make someone look alot older than they are.

Dj
>>162928056

on a follow up note victors fathers actor is actually 73 n victors actor is 52 i guess dat nigga just aged very gracefully💀

Guns

Que Sera Sera

Dark Shogun

You'll saying Victor's father and him are the same age but victor is probably in his late 40's or early 50's. The actor is 53. The actor that plays his father is 73. You also have to take into account that stress ages people, looks wise. He's been in a VERY stressful environment for most of his life.

Josh Hargrave

In real life the actor who is playing Victor is 53 and the actor playing his dad is 73 lol. I think Victor in the show just looks a bit older is because of all the shit he went through.

soul keeper
>>162928554

I said the same thing Victoria been fighting demons every day. Surprised bro isn’t grey

SlurpNGoob

idk man victor look like he could be in his mid 40s to me,growing up in a place like that

Megan Campbell

The intro 💀😂 Y’all crack me the fuck up lol 🤣.

Delgado

Telling them to leave the animals is crazy when that’s the only source of food left

HK71

yo is this a redemption arc? randall and sara saving people???

heidrun

Always thought it was really stupid they didn't lock up the animals in the barn with a talisman before nightfall. This whole situation could've been avoided

jason thomas
>>162929609

The talismans are limited. Before now the monsters didn't interfere with animals or the crops.

Kreed
>>162929609

well to be fair, the barn doesn't have a lock outside so to lock the barn up with a talisman, wouldn't someone have to sleep inside the barn? At least until they change the door

R

The dude that plays Victor (Scott McCord) was born in 1971 and the dude that plays his dad (Robert Joy) was born in 1951. So technically the age difference works for them to be father and son, but Victor's hair, makeup, and wardrobe makes him look about 10 years older than the guy that plays him.

Dark Danny

Plot twist, Victor is in his 40s but because of stress aged an extra 20 years

Delgado

Ofc victor looks like that, nigga got no skincare, mininal hygiene and shitty diet.

Loadedfrenchfry

"You. You... you want some juice?" ....YEEEAAHHHHH Roshi?? 😂😂

Anon7524

If anyone asks why Maine in a thriller or horror piece, usually the answer is because of Stephen King. It can usually be arbitrary but Maine is used because of him

Animefied

Yo Boyed and Kenny are going to be on demon time i swear this is every avenger character backstory

Jazko

Jim...

R
>>162929895

no sleep, no sunscreen, and a diet that's 50% canned peaches? that's the recipe for reverse retinol

Jazko

Shout out Camden New Jersey!!

GigaDirt

This Victor age stuff is hilarious, the father and Victor look appropriately aged lmao

bleach

Kenny about to crash out man

Nick Baynes

Roshi's dead stare as Sheera was explaining a parent wouldn't be able to just "move on" is killing me.

Diangilo

Victor is about 40. They mention it like hundreds of times, y'all just dont remember.

Miki

yo the dead pan stare into the camera...sheera if he got out he forgetting both of yall. Im dead 😂

heidrun
>>162929609

If we can spare a talisman for Jim "Time-to-orphan-my-kids" Matthews to go on an adventure, we can spare a talisman to protect our last food source. I'm js, if the weather's changing and the crops are suddenly poisoned, I would've locked up the animals lol

Teejay

I’ve never felt so much hate for a creature ever

SimSimSalabim

Bro Kenny taking L’s each season

Janana

Yoo kenny's dad dies in season 1, lost his girl in season 2 and now his mom dies in season 3. This not right, why they doing Kenny like this.

bobo
>>162928199

true no doctors no medicine for him since he was like 8 years old. He probably will die at like 40 if he doesnt get modern medical help because thats just the natural life span of a human living in a place like that.

Diangilo
>>162932020

they need to start taking notes, because its cringey when they misremember something, then act like its the show's fault.

Jamaal Ellison

I'm scared Kenny's gonna open up a window like the Onlyfans mustache guy from the first season.

Bona Fide

I think the screams is also a form of them communication because every time they screamed another one popped up as back up or something. I remember Donna and some others talking about how they'd pick people off who were hiding before the talismans and you'd have to be lucky. The monsters listening to Boyd throughout the day and plotted on him during the night is crazy. I was screaming for them to leave the animals or take them inside the station. Boyd has a target on his back from a bunch of monsters is actually crazy all because he said you cant break me... like just kill me?????

John Cedar

This was my whole thinking with the radio tower...even if they reached someone outside like a pilot or a radio operator, how do you even BEGIN to describe this place to someone or ask them for help? Besides the fact that's it's completely unbelievable, they don't even know how they got here, or how a rescuer could ever help then get out. The best they could ever hope for would just be trapping someone else in there with them.

GigaDirt

Victor's actor is Scott Mccord who is 53 and his dad's actor is Robert Joy who is 73, 20 years. Even more is in the show they state Victor is in his 40s, probably late 40s but still 40s, the casting makes sense to me lol

Jamaal Ellison

Damn so no more waffles I guess. They were all eating good, this was a giant L for Fromville. Also is it fucked up to say after eating Kenny's mom the monster's are gonna be hungry again in a hour anyway. 🤷

yoyo

idk why they went to get the animals anyways, like where tf are they gonna go? just get them in the morning??

Christine Ayomide

Wow, Randall may possibly be redeemed. Not sure about Sara though. Kenny's mom just died, and now he has no one.😭 What was Ethan thinking?! For a goat?

Guns

Victor's actor is 53, Victor's dad's actor's age is 73. checks out lmao

Bona Fide
>>162929609

Why would they think to protect their food source when the monsters have never touched it? this isnt assumption btw they have Victor as hard evidence. "But the crops were poisoned" correct for a couple days at least and every night since then they didnt touch the animals. In conclusion, it is completely reasonable to assume they would not lure them with the animals, slaughter one, stay in the barn and hide until 1 specific man comes there to save the animals in hopes of him bringing another resident so they can try to break him. I'd be more on your side if they found out about the poisoned soil that morning then during the night they let the animals out but it's been days unless I'm misremembering.

DsWorldd •
>>162932433

Suffering builds character🔄 suffering builds character 🔄 suffering builds character🔄

Rodney

Roshi staring at the camera while sheera says u gotta go back to save ur family in the intro got me dead 🤣

Drey

1:05 roshi “idk what she talkin about buttttttt”

DsWorldd •
>>162929609

They weren’t handing it out like it was limited before though. Get mfs like Randall in line or just exile them cuz his bum ass is using up a whole talisman by his lonesome. Then you got couples like the two from end of S2 living alone in that whole house with a talisman. It should be 3 heads minimum for 1 talisman bruh.

Basedra

Nah I started crying when victor pulled out the gun.

Xavier Baker
>>162932996

wouldve probably slaughtered them all in the morning or they couldve straight up let them just walk out the pocket dimension,we have no idea what they were planning ,I think they couldve just brought the cow to a different home instead of the barn

Xavier Baker
>>162932651

it for sure is a form of communication and a victory roar after a 'kill',regardless of what/who it is

Jamaal Ellison
>>162932887

Then why do they look ate the hell up after? Regardless they'll feed off the pain but not the fear because she was a fearless woman.

Miki

victor is probably in his late 40s that would make his dad like 70 so not outside the realm of possibility victor was like 9 or 10 when he arrived there. could still be some time distortion but not too much

Xavier Baker
>>162932020

i'll agree on that,i give them grace because they watch a lot but goddamn sometimes its aggravating

User10101

Bruh what an ep back. Kenny crashout incoming

Devaunta

Why Boyd have to take the Vic Blick away😭

dimitoriasu

not even gonna hold yall, i gotta see the next ep, ill just rewatch with yall tomorrow

Kozmo
>>162931570

In this show Victor’s is 54(actor age 53) his dads age is unknown. If you assume Victor dad had him young around the age 18-20. In the show his dad would be 72-74 years old (actor age 73).

John Cedar
>>162932887

It doesnt seem like they eat anything, they just always rip out the organs and expose the ribcage when they're done torturing someone

Boogie's Games

Nahh Bro we NEED more pre reaction comedy ts was funny asf 😂😂

Jamaal Ellison

I swear the Randal plot armor is fucking insane. He should've been feeding worms. Also what the fuck was his plan anyway? He's living on a goddamn bus. Say he slaughtered the goat he'll eat for a bit but the rest will just gonna go rotten.

John Cedar
>>162929609

They should've used that time they put a guy in the box to test if a hand carved replica of the talismans would work, that way they could make more and everyone could carry one with them. I also wonder if a small wood box that just barely covers you would work if a talisman was hanging from the top, like emergency shelter around the town that everyone could use if they're outside after dark.

Requiem_Phantom

This Tian Chen stuff between this episode and the next made me cry.

LYINGJACKRABBIT

I can't stand these bum-ass creatures!!!

Mollywopper

Y'all easily could've googled the actors ages before you clapped yourself lmao. Nigga been stuck in purgatory for a quarter century obviously he not gone age very gracefully

Garlic

Nah fam Imma have to go on ahead and watch the rest. ALSO my new theory is that this place was created with the sole purpose of fucking with Kenny. Dude has been through enough.

Garlic

52:30 Imagine Victor is actually 36 and all the stress aged him like the finest of crack.

Dragon

isn't victor like 30?

LaTesha

It makes sense his dad is still alive. If they had Victor in their early 20s and then Victor has been gone for 40 years after disappearing at the age of like 9 or 10 his parents would still be alive as long as they didn't have bad health conditions or accidental death. That would put the dad at late 70s. Plus Victor lived a hard life they would definitely look the same age 😂

Alex

I'm done...

LaTesha

Randall has moments where he sucks just like Dale and other colony house ppl but at least the goat could be put back, the mob took all the other food we can't get back unlike the goat which sucks you need to confront them like Randall cuz thats crazy they got away with it . I'm also glad Randall isn't spineless. He's headstrong but that hurts and helps us at the same time

sordid mirth

Randall W for a kenny crashout...

Neji Hyuga

The dead stare lmfaoooo roshi

Vincent S Deluca

Ages are fine lol, his dad looks like at least 60ish and victor is like 40ish maybe closer to 30. If they had him mid 20’s that’s perfectly reasonable Also stress ages you lol, look at Obama after just 4 years of presidency, imagine being in this hell hole for 25 years with no shampoo or moisturizer. You ain’t aging gracefully

Ricky Pereira

These people aren’t creative enough for me man, yeah you can’t kill them but you can try blowing/cutting their legs and arms off or something 😂. Turn every one on them into crawlers

Megan Campbell

That whole scene at the end with Tian-Chen and Boyd breaks my heart every time. I don’t blame Boyd for what happened to her. He TOLD her to go inside and she didn’t.

Gwyn

This has been one of my favorite reactions from y'all. Really hoping we can get "Midnight Mass" as a replacement to keep up the horror vibes.

ShelbyDrive79

The thing about Vitor dad is back in da day people use to pop out kids earlier. My dad had his first kid wen he was 16. And his last (me) at 43. He is 76 and turns 77 this year and I'm 32 moving to 33. So maybe age ain't the problem. And yes I have a sister who is in her 60s

Mervyn Larrier

Because God's the Creator in all branches of Christianity. Satan has no creative ability, because he's not God's equal. All he can do is tempt people to sin. That's why Tabitha blamed Him.

Ketsu

bro what the fuck kenny cant catch a break

JennH

When they were dying laughing in the beginning who were they talking about lol

Fuji

nahh bro these things heard him calling them pussy and ramped shit up im done

Fuji

also i mean victor whole life is just pure stress, that shit will make u look well past your actual age lets be real.

Knight Philosophic

I was gonna say…Victor was there for 30 years I think. So late 30s or early 40s. That would make his dad maybe 55-65 y/o

yoyo
>>162932996

i mean since they were waiting there, it shows they let them out specifically to lure people into the barn. it' a stupid plan from the monsters anyways because animals aren't gonna get lost in the forest. the barn is home and they're not going to leave the town that feeds them. the plan only works if the monsters know that boyd and friends are stupid, but then again that actually tracks with the characters' behaviour lmao.

Delinda Arts

Victor might not have his lunchbox but he keep a sandwich on him😂

Drake Rage

24:11 Okay yea that is pretty fkn dumb, like people had been pointing out how Jim keeps tryna go after Tabitha when she is missing/presumed dead and potentially leaving the kids without ANY parents left and Julie even pointed that shit out last time (when Jim almost died, buried under the house overnight) and now they back to square 1, no square 0 with Julie saying "promise me you will be careful"... Like we done did this already, learn from experience? No, the characters actually got dumber with experience... What? lol.

Ale D. Schuberg

Stress got my man Victor aging like milk 😭

Ricky Pereira
>>162939772

Jade wasting his brain power on fixing the alcohol when he should be making bombs out of them car parts😂

BojacksReacts
>>162928199

I didn’t even think about that. Bro missed all those childhood checkup that we used to call pointless 😂 who knows what kinda shi could be going on

shadowfiend

I know it was a desperate situation but its no way they didnt have a talisman in the barn they cant be serious

TheMilkMan

Remember when y'all said, "this place was made, to purposely hoe Kenny", welp, this and the next 2 episodes definitely proves that

Bret Mileski

who the hell did Kenny piss off? this place keeps fucking with him the most.

Argo2Unitard

Ah yes. The classic, beginning of the season Kenny L

sotonye ogan

Ouwee Episode 1 already and I can tell this season finna piss me tf off lmao

john segun doe

This brudda lupa is toooooooo funny. that intro had me out. "vaccum your lips" is wild lmaooo. Brodie did the animation and errthing. He really should try out voice acting

Keevondrick Womack

Bro im so upset. That was literally the worst possible thing that coulda happened.

Jamaal Ellison

Alright admittedly stupid question but where could the animals go if they just waited until morning? Isn't the town basically a giant magic vivarium?

john segun doe

Naaaah On God people trippin sayin Tabitha's actress can't act. The emotion she displays is so raw and real, like she isn't viola davis but she's one of the best on the show relative to her cast members. It really be the thick accent that be throwin y'all off, but it aint that deep

Matt

Broooo that intro is why I watch y’all, I’m crying rn LMFAO

BabyFoodChewer
>>162946588

Only people that cant act in this show are Tabitha's two kids, and her husband. Other than that everyones acting is pretty much solid

Joker416

am i the only one getting no posts when i try to filter by show?

Teacupcats

All Jim does is piss me off. bro why tf would you leave your Damn kids? If your wife is lost or possibly dead what fucking sense does it make to abandon your children somewhere dangerous?!

Dana

the actor playing Victor is like 53 y.o. and the actor playing the dad is like 73 y.o. so that's probably why he was casted...also Victor has been experiencing high stress levels since he was like 8 lol, so it makes sense that he looks older

HessianX

Victor is like probably high 40's/low 50's, so his dad being 70 or so, I can see him looking like that.

Frizen

I think Victor looks older than he is because of all the damn stress from living in this place lol

Desert Penguin

Victor is late 40s/early 50s. Let's say his dad had him at 20. He's be late 60s/early 70s. It works out

Luke Barnes
>>162946588

accents typically do that unfortunately for many people because of the speech pattern and pronunciation of words

Narutofreak94

First 5 minutes is literally why I love y’all lol Yay to season 3 ❤️

Ren Lichtfoot

I picked the wrong time to eat through the intro Lupa almost took me out XD Edit: They should have let Victor burn that mf. Double Edit: Ok Randall's not a total douche.

A

tbh my mom had me at 16 she made a mistake in highschool but decided to keep me she had to struggle hella hard as a single mother and suffer criticism from her family but the point that im trynna make is that the age gap between us is not that different so yeah it's not exactly impossible

Kozmo

In this show Victor’s is 54(actor age 53) his dads age is unknown. If you assume Victor dad had him young around the age 18-20. In the show his dad would be 72-74 years old (actor age 73).

BITCH THERES A GHOST IN THE HOUSE

I just caught on this second watch that Boyd said goats provide milk and eggs… NIGGA GOATS DONT LAY EGGS. The writers fumbled right there lmfao

CAM

Hit us with the “you all shall know pain”

Tyrese
>>162948072

Yah but they still had the dad. it doesn’t make it right but at least she knows if something does happen to her, they would still have the father to look after them.

Drake Rage

46:15 You know what, Jim's entire family can go, lmao.

Ren Lichtfoot
>>162953688

we know goats don't provide eggs.... its not a fumble. The animals provide milk and eggs.

JJ

I don’t think victor is that old tbh white ppl just be aging like milk sometimes

Storm King
>>162947806

When you filter by the show does it still show everything? If so that happens to me too, a work around for me is after you filter and the page loads refresh the page again then it shows only what I filter by

Knight Philosophic

I believe everyone is smart enough to know that a parent can still be alive even if they had you at 40y/o and 40 years pass by. Victor’s dad doesn’t look 80. But even so, he can still be alive lol

Storm King
>>162946554

They could have killed the animals even if they were still on barn or in the pins so your orginal question is still valid. It was plain stupid to go out.

Ally

the way tian chen screams made me tear a bit ngl

I_M Luck

Boyd took the sheriff offices’ talisman so jade couldn’t go back inside

Grelk

The random kenny bullying is so funny wtf is wrong with this show

Aniki Pft

Justice for my boy Kenny, best character in the fucking show getting hoed.

Mari

Nah Victor just look old as fuck 😂

Kareem Davis

Kenny can't catch a damn break. smh man

Yamin Aqeeli

why do we have to make the characters dumb for them to catch Ls, why cant they do the smart thing but fail instead

Ash

I'm guessing Victor's dad is 73 ish and victor is like 52. Plus stress can make a person age more and Victor has been living a very stressful life