Don’t Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle… Deals, Toys, and Jingle Balls 🎄🍆 (Patreon)

Throwback holiday nostalgia from about 10 years ago… My family knows me way too well. Every year they gift me a peen-centric trinket. That particular Christmas? I unwrapped a crocheted penis wearing reindeer antlers and a mug that read: “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”

Speaking of tangled tinsel… our once-a-year Black Friday sale ends 12/1.

New members: 50% off your first month or annual membership

Current members: 50% off when you upgrade to an annual membership

So whether you’re joining for the first time or leveling up, this is your moment to untangle that tinsel and join our community of 900+ pelvi-curious humans.

Curious about the holiday fun we’re having in December? Oh yes, it’s a whole vibe…read on.

We've got an amazing December Toy Giveaway where 2 two lucky members will get to pick ANY one toy from Santa’s toy bag 🎅 Winners will be announced December 17th.

VWell Pelvic Vibrating Wand

Erecaid Esteem Automatic Vacuum Erection Device

MV Health Molto Prostate Massager

In the picture below, I'm holding up the VWell Flex Vibrating Wand. It's a flexible pelvic wand that can be used by any body. Whether you have a penis or vagina, this is a great therapeutic tool to get those pesky tender pelvic floor spots or press vibe and enjoy the ride. Choose your adventure. 😉

And check out the holiday videos scheduled to drop this month. We’ve got lots of holiday-themed fun coming your way:

Jingle Balls: Why Ball Busting Hurts (and Turns Some People On)

Blue Balls Christmas

When Your Candy Cane Bends Too Much (Peyronie’s explained)

We keep things festive, playful, and very educational around here...just ask our current members what they think!

And we’re expanding our content selection in 2026! More bodies. More options. More representation.

Here's what we've got planned in January and February:

Live model vulvovaginal pelvic floor exam

See pelvic floor muscles in action with translabial real-time ultrasound

Live treatment demos for painful sex, vaginismus, and dyspareunia

Education guided by YOU and your questions

🎉 And to ring in the New Year...

You’re invited to a special New Year's Eve Pelvic Party Live event — open to ALL tiers (yep, even FREE tiers)! Register and join here: https://crowdcast.io/c/yu280soklvvp

Don’t forget your champagne so we can all cheers into the new year together.

❤️ With love and gratitude,

Dr. Susie