Tis The Season For Giving 🎁🎄 (Patreon)

’Tis the season for giving, and I’ve got some pleasure-forward goodies ready to fly under your tree! But first… a tiny plot twist. We had to tweak the giveaway guidelines a bit thanks to some very festive legal requirements! 🤭

Two lucky winners will get to pick one of these top-shelf toys to take home:

Flex Vibrating Wand by VWell — a sleek, body-safe wand that’s all about powerful, flexible vibes.

Molto by MysteryVibe — a customizable vibe that bends to your body (literally). 

Erecaid Esteem Automated Penis Pump — a battery-powered penis pump designed to support erectile function and confidence.

First winner selects their prize. Second winner chooses from the remaining options (only one of each will be given away).Here’s the new, simple-as-cookies way to enter:

 Leave a comment on this post answering:

“What’s one habit you’d love to leave under the Christmas tree and walk away from?”

That’s it. You comment, you’re in!

Deadline: December 17th.

Winners announced soon after (just in time to make your holidays buzz a little brighter) 😉

Thanks for being here and supporting this space! 🎅🎁