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Uzaki MILFMAS 3 [winner] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-27 15:32:29
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

When Santa got FUCKED up her chimneeeeey, she began to shout!!

“You naughty boy won’t get your toy if you will not PULL OUT”

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Contrarian7

I mean, I prefer the vagina too, but this just seems kinda rude.

Soul Shockwave

Word of advice, put a translation in your polls for what each choice means, that way people aren't tricked into voting for something they don't particularly care for.

Soul Shockwave

I don't mean to sound rude, but personally, anal is bottom-of-the-barrel to me. So as someone with a high tier subscription I'm basically paying and waiting patiently, only to be met with disappointment 😞

Aestheticc-Meme

1. Who asked 2. I don't care how high your tier is I don't tolerate assholes 3. Anyone with a brain could see that the CHIMNEY song was gonna be anal stuff

Soul Shockwave

1. I believed she would be literally stuck in a chimney because of the misleading poll.

Aestheticc-Meme

Ok genuinely, how was it misleading, the polls were Christmas song innuendoes. I was never going to draw what literally happens in the songs. Also why'd you delete the reply about pirating my stuff, bud?

Kaiyeti

Nothing better than a bug bootylicious thicc milf getting her ass fucked and getting an anal creampie. Glorious xxxmas gift. Thank you kindly.

Funkyslash

Uzaki family make me go brrrrr (and I don't mean cold!)

Soul Shockwave

It got your attention. Look, I've never been good with words, but you're far an away one of my favorite artists for this stuff, I couldn't decipher the innuendo from the poll so I simply suggest that you put a translation in parentheses and I went completely ignored. So I tried to express my dissatisfaction only to be met with rudeness and insults. So if you won't even consider my suggestion, I refuse to continue to pay for art I won't enjoy.

Kaiyeti

Also I read the comment the rude guy I don't mean to but in, pardon the pun, or be rude since I do love this piece but the translation would actually help for us the second meanings go over our heads. Because with the polls I have voted for something that I thought was for another before so when I do vote it's just rude guess. Again I'm not trying to be rude I'm not agreeing with the asshole who can't keep negative comments to themselves I'm just saying that kind of have a point when it comes to the polls and the listings of the options.

Aestheticc-Meme

You "expressed your dissatisfaction" by being an ass so I did it back. Just because you paid me 5 bucks doesn't mean I have to bend over and take it. The real answer is that I check patreon comments less cuz it loads much slower for me. The polls are worded that way because I wanted to do christmas innuendo songs but if I put in what position or whatever in brackets then all the usual positions would win (This has happened before) This part is for everyone, This is NOT a commission. This is a poll that around a thousand people vote in. I can't cater to each and evryone's preferences so if something you like didn't win PLEASE don't be a dick.

Soul Shockwave

I understand that, and I apologize for my unseemly outburst, but I stand by my suggestion for future polls and I genuinely hope you take it into consideration.

Aestheticc-Meme

Copy pasted from the other comment but The polls are worded that way because I wanted to do christmas innuendo songs but if I put in what position or whatever in brackets then all the usual positions would win (This has happened before)

Kaiyeti

Okay. Thank you.

Soul Shockwave

I... hadn't considered that. Again, I sincerely apologize for my earlier rudeness. It is an incredible piece, I simply could take or leave the tags.

Aestheticc-Meme

Thank you for the apology and I'll think about it. But I just wanna say that my content was a lot of the same stuff back when I put literal sex positions in the poll options It got really boring and people complained a lot about it.

Aestheticc-Meme

Yagood just don't do that again. Or write on discord if you've got a serious question or something cuz patreon was shit with comments/DMs and it only got worse with this new update

Soul Shockwave

That's fair, at least this way everyone gets a fair shot at getting what they might particularly want.

Soul Shockwave

I understand, I also apologize to anyone who saw my unseemly outburst in this thread.

-Kris-

Exactly what I was hoping for! She's so gorgeous