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CLUB ELLEN - 16 MARCH, 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-16 20:04:05
Imported:
2026-06

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Content

Battle of the Tik Tok Singers, Billie Eilish at the Oscars, Boxers TV Sports Bar in Hell's Kitchen, drinking and doing drugs, hatred of wine, High and Low the John Galliano documentary, Macy's new music video, recovering from a stumble, crying styles,  Jake Cannavale's new book, huge Amsterdam cocks, top surgery party names and games, keeping men's cocks hard, and performance artists.

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Comments

Lauren

Although enjoyment 💘

Terry Gross

Hey um..you know what? Is that cashmere?

Samir

Needed this today thank you ladies

Brody

Spraying my Skibity Smells by Jeremy Fragrance for shemales and spreading my puss so WIDE right now.

Henry

Keep tapping that card!!! On the cock!

Ethan

indiana jones and the temple of goon

Beth Jerky

sometimes I'll startle my partner with a sudden "OOOH WAH AH AH AH!" and he hates it but thats not going to prevent me from stroking the cock

Pookytee

These are the days of Release The Cock!

Linus

I also booked oh Mary tickets after your recommendation

Aaron

Release the cock!!!

EJ

I think it was Yves St. Laurent, wasn’t it Greg?

Henry

Was listening to the dutch bit while perusing the cheese at Fairway. Picked up some Gouda 🇳🇱🧀 🍆

Henry

Top surgery of the Mornin’ to ya 🇮🇪

Scott

Go home and take my dogs out to go poop

Henry

Érin-go-Braugh(less)

Henry

👙

sue

Ta-Ta, Titties!

Beth Jerky

i'll start a go fund me to get Theda to do performance art in a new Sia music video

Sia Furler

saying you hate off with her tits is so real, Allie X and Dorian Electra are in a dead heat of most unlistenable gay music

Garrett Mabel

I can't stroke my cock right now because my left testicle hurts each time I wring and tug on my cock. I couldn't get an appointment with urology 'til April 7th. Any suggestions what I should do with my cock in the meantime?... I've got a butane torch and a tub of CeraVe.

Beth Jerky

nicolas cage that cock

Frank Prescia

I think the party should be called Ta-Ta, Ta Tas!

Coffin Flop

✈️🇳🇱🥚🥖🥚😛

Alex G

Kudos, for spilling. as always, mamas

AJ

For sale: pair of tits, never worn

Manuel Antón

I don't know why but I kept expecting the top surgery party name to be some weird drag race convoluted thing, like the Michelle Visage Breast Implant Removal Experience

mado

Mastectomy? I hardly know me.

Grady

Can confirm that the cock was verified dutch

Gabriel

liderally doing the dishes as yall talk about dish-doing thank you for accompanying me thru my chores and all sorts of moments 💕

Roople

Stroke through the pain, there is no excuse not to be stroking that cock or spreading that puss

Uriel

She is right, the dutch cocks are huuuuge .... BUT THEIR FACES THOUGH ... and the blatant amphetamine addiction

,

5am🤠😈

,

My fav poem is the one called “Theda and Macy”

nymphowarsxxx

LMAOOOOO!!!! Wait calling a natural chest “breast implants” is so funny

Hunty

now why is dorian mentioned? 🤨

Hunty

Thanks for writing a summary in the descriptions. I love getting a general gist of the conversation im about to embark on each week.

Henry

“Whatever it takes”

Maisie

Imagine being invited to a top surgery party called “Bridget jones’ Diary” 👩🏻‍🍳💋

Libby

Thank fuck you played the Ellen clip. I needed that

David B

'Freshly no tits' is strong. My party is gonna be HOT . I'm here to fuck 🩻🍊🍊👈🏻✂️🎉🎉🎉

Joe B

I appreciate Theda giving voice to the agony of searching for something to listen to while doing mundane tasks.

Zach Defense

I hope this is a safe space where I can say I absolutely did not catch that although enjoyment was the fucking Billie Eilish barbie song until literally like 5 days ago

Austin

“H̶o̶o̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ 𝗪𝗵𝗼?ters ɢʀᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ“ (the first hooters is supposed to be crossed off.) “nada ‘lotta areola gala” “Nitty-Gritty-(no)-Titty Committee Inauguration Ball” “No bits about it!” or possibly “No breasts about it!” if ‘bits’ isn’t apt. “𝒪𝒪𝒫𝒮! No Berries” —or— “𝒪𝒪𝒫𝒮! No Mammaries”

Austin

just spitballing here

Beverly Malouf

what an exceptionally transmasc themed episode. cock! top surgery! notable eggs billie and allen x!

Reese

Isn’t there already a big band version of down with the sickness? I think they used it as the credit song in the dawn of the dead remake.

D

tit for tat more like No Tits for Tat is that something?

Clinton

You can see the Dutch cock of Rutger Hauer in some Paul Verhoeven movie, Turkish Delight?!

Joe B

If David’s nickname is Tat, it’s perfect

jiejie

it is a little dated, but the book "Gods and Kings" is pretty decent re john galliano

Natalie

Obsessed with Theda hating music.

Jordyn Goldstein

this is meeee crying at my shoutout 🥹 i loved getting to meet you and marc and seeing you perform! can’t wait to watch you both in the future xoxo

Albert Navetta

John Galliano speaks like a centuries-old witch predicting the apocalypse, no matter the subject

Ray

Laufey is playing lollapalooza with the chicago philharmonic orchestra 🥱

hamson

IM BACK FROM POLAND‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Pete Sweenis

Tate McRae also at Lolla…..transcendental

gay sully

“Sorry I don’t have dual lipa on this sound board” has the same energy as SpongeBob movie “sorry about this calendar”

Drache Mitch

And a new euphemism for mastectomy is born.

SB

Yes! They do! That last chunklet, after they get on the boat. I like it!

Slurmmer

A cock a mouth a cook and her lover

momrom

The great, polish tits off?

momrom

Also congratulations 🍾 to the caller.

roboboy

Allie x and Dorian Electra have like nothing in common musically lol

Sia Furler

Both make bad music that’s quite a solid through line

Jesse Oswald

Nice profile picture are all trans lynch fans or only the real ones

Jordyfish

pumpkin missouri is so funny