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CLUB ELLEN - 6 APRIL, 2024 (Patreon)

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2024-04-06 13:54:24
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2026-06

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Paul Simon, tales of quake, high fiving trans women on the street, The Beast, phones at the movies, David Chang dinner time live, Adieu Bro uncensored, loving to fuck a chef, Joe Biden, Love Lies Bleeding, favorite retired gay porn star, cursed sex, gen alpha nostalgia.

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Grady

No better feeling than getting your call taken on Club Ellen!

Zero Point

Aint nothin better to wake up to 🌞🤠

Antoni

macy name dropping dr. bluebond-langner when she’s scheduled to do my top surgery in october… full circle nyc trans experience right here

Grady

The Beast was so so good and Léa Seydoux made me think of Macy the whole time

Terry Gross

This Easter season, as some celebrate the rise of Jesus, we eagerly anticipate the resurrection of our Lord and Savior, the New Norman. Covid may have taken him out, but we know he shall rise again. The prophecies have hidden whether the same Norman will rise, or we shall get a reincarnation (the fourth Norman) but we know he is coming to liberate us from this evil world

Luke

Sorry for that earthquake! I was practicing the Judas choreo in central Nj ❤️

Gay Half-orc

Nobody should be allowed to go to the movies with a friend. You must go alone.

Long Haul Trucker

Can there be a spoof episode where David Cheng has to “drive it in” 2 hot trans podcast hosts, all while simultaneously cooking a 4 course meal?

Henry

The sneaky shit minute…coming from inside the building!

August

currently walking on lap 10 of Greenwood cemetery tapping my nose clenching real tight thank you!this is actually great advice for my sex curse the credit score analogy hit as mine has now plummeted owing $$ to callen lorde & those nyu hospital collection agency whores..was also gonna bring up The Curse but think Nathan Fielder is a walking sex curse on society himself ANYWAY

August

clarifying never change your early shows they’re incredible unless installing one way mirror between us so you can’t see US were the problem

momrom

“Yes mama, cum” - RuPaul

Henry

Keep rinsing that bowl

tony germanotta

“Wherever they take the shit” I’m imagining a fedex employee taping up a box of feces and saying ‘it’s a living’

momrom

Also fwiw I am always canceling and resubscribing to the Patreon if I’m spiraling about money. Please know that I will always be back for more Club Ellen.

EJ

The winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race, America’s next drag superstar is…Rachel Bluebon-Langer!

Joey

I can confirm that nee is pronounced “neigh”, similar to a Michael Musto-type horse cock

allie

truly loving how you both dissected curses, and the undoing of curses. I think you absolutely nailed it: the curse exists in your minds eye; it is a product of coincidences (which humans LOVE). ergo to undo said curse you must create a counterbalancing narrative. even whilst knowing you are actively engaged in countercorrecting the curse, I.e. it is not 'cosmic' per se, it will still work. repetition will cement the cognitive pathway, and you will go from thinking, this isn't going to work, to, wait is this working?, to, OMG I'M UNCURSED ! godspeed, listener.

hugomac

Paul Simon recorded Graceland in S. Africa at the height of the anti-apartheid boycott and in defiance of it. But he paid the musicians well?

Ethan

don’t forget to live in fuck, today and every day

iarbas

sharon needles and delta work cooking show, for your drag race fix

Caitlin C.

someone next to me was texting during a Farewell My Concubine screening last year. figuring out restaurants and google maps for her friends!! I tapped her and made a throat cutting gesture. Like this movie was a victim of Harvey Weinstein! have some respect

Caitlin C.

but one time I almost got in a fight at the Atlantic City Tropicana iMax because I shushed a woman who was jangling her bracelets during Inception. she started jangling her bracelets deliberately at me. we had to rush out as soon as the final BONG inception sound rang out.

nymphowarsxxx

WHOAH i mean she sucks and got a terrible facelift

Caitlin C.

actually during Oppenheimer at the Atlantic City Tropicana iMax, my stepmom accidentally had Spotify playing classic rock on her phone in her pocket the whole time. improved the movie immensely.

August

❣️

,

Whipped my Ellen out for this one

Noah

what macy & lea have in common is the original sinsuality

Elizabeth

This is such a good idea. I'm both super annoyed by texters/talkers and also feel inflamed with shame when I tell them to stop. Silent death motion is such a workaround

Erika Byrd

There was just a documentary released on AppleTV that followed a program I volunteer at each summer. It’s called Girls State. I think it shows an amazing imagine of how our younger generation sees our current political climate. You should check it out!

Elizabeth

Listening to Theatre Talk was incredibly cathartic; thank you. I also can't decide if I'm just a middle-aged bourgeois or if people have truly lost all consideration. I haven't been to one single thing (film, ballet, music, play) where there hasn't been someone gabbing away like they are in their living room. Three cheers for the shushers!

Dyl.seidel

So glad poop shoot has been coming out to play recently

Theo

Come to Sydney australia plz! Many loving fans here

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

Thanks girls, some great wholesome content, keep on strokin’ … 😘💓

Bridget

Please do come to Australia!!!

Beth Jerky

the transition from 'the sun will come out tomorrow' to the song I cannot remember and it's driving me nuts and giving me a herpetic outbreak. Is it marc shaiman? a hitchcock theme?

Beth Jerky

OMG of COURSE. it's one of my favorite movies! i wrote a 14 page paper about it in college lol. IT WAS DRIVING ME INSANE

Beth Jerky

jerry goldsmith you dirty bird.

Henry

I adore Sam and George (and Kathy) Kathy is on the DNC circuit it feels lol

Nicco

Love love love when you do transit talk, never fails to make me lol

freezy515

Piss rinse and vermouth boof

Victor Leoncelli

Please come to Australia! Would go to your show in Melbourne 🙏

Mia

If you came to Perth australia I would looose it!

Tati Beauty Puff

thank god that theda pointed out again that this was the table of content, because I too thought this was a poem

elliott

Come to Sydneyyyy and bring Jake also plssss. Truckers unite 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Zac

Please for the love of all that is good come to Australia

Will

Umm yes come to Australia please!!!

Dave Harvey

Come to Brisbane Australia. We’re up here stroking it in the heat

Manny Brambles II

Her genius branding of carrying a blue bong every runway

Alex G

Omg, so glad macy mentioned how haunted cowboy carter feels. I couldnt get into the album cuz i just felt soo cavernous while listening

Beverly Malouf

i love that love lies bleeding dares to ask the question - what if testosterone worked like crack cocaine?

Bethany

Happy birthday to me

mado

I can't figure out how to DM on patron but I need to know if you guys are aware of Ollie London, he went Viral for getting surgery to look like and then marry Jimin from BTS but then in the last two years he has come out as a trans woman then detransitioned and now is in gaza for some reason, also maga pilled and hating trans kids. feels like a nympho wars plot. check his IG @ollilondon you won't be disappointed

EJ

Is that the West Wing theme song playing under the Jake Cannavale table of contents segment

dumbpad

i can absolutely guarantee if you came to australia every trans woman in the melbourne area to attend a show. also maybe troye sivan, local resident and gay club attendee

Anouk n Cranny

Thé transgender women of Sydney Australia have spoken, at least 7 of us would come to your feet as your truck lands!

evergreen

Yes ! Please come to Australia! Lots of fans in Sydney <3

Manuel Antón

All the earthquake anxiety speak reminded me of when I'd just moved to Europe after living in South America all my life and it was during the early days of the Ukraine war and hearing fireworks or something go off and immediately being like "this is it. it's the nukes. I'm done." and having an out of body experience and realizing I'm at peace with death.

Manuel Antón

I'm nowhere close to Ukraine, it's such a gay thing to make it all about myself in that way, and also with this comment. Yes mama, cum.

Meatcat

Come to Australia or else.

ben

To the person who commented on Theda asking me what I did. and me responding with environmental djfbapijfbsfjhdg. That was me. And I hated it too.

Toby

I’m happy for the people of Australia but please come to the UK ladies 🙏🙇

jiejie

Can anyone here put a curse on me

Henry

The Kamala Harris “coconut tree” clip is sooo KNFW soundboard coded I think of it so often.

Tati Westbrook

I just know one of you psychopaths got hard to that Delta feet clip 😂

Iris

David Chang Momofukme

Grug

Yea come to Melbourne!!

russ

Woooooooo !!!!!! happy monday. Im ready to get rinsed

Luke Davis

Contrapoints just did an hour long video dissecting the generations discourse on her Patreon, would love to hear both of your thoughts on it if you ever get a chance to watch!

Claudia

Sydney welcomes you

pervy_klepto_freak_💯

Please please please come to Brisbane, I don’t live there but will take the 8 hour drive and listen to you the whole way in preparation ❤️🤠💯

EllisS4d

come to sydney. now.

trixie

come to melbourne plzzzz

Christ

this tori delta outro HOLY FUCK