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CLUB ELLEN - APRIL 20, 2024 (Patreon)

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2024-04-20 16:56:21
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2026-06

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Forgot to say anything about "weed smoking" today. Sorry! Pussy Tourrette. Drag Net — get caught in it. Poppi soda. Chelsea Handler. Tourrette lady on Dr. Phil. Full finger fucked on a massage table. Talking mostly here about Taylor Swift. Sex dream in the sink. Cum in your sleep? Reiki gooning.

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EJ

The Tortured Gooners Department

Jam

Get your goon on girl

Grady

CLUB ELLEN DROPPING RIGHT BEFORE MY 2hr TRAIN RIDE LETS GOOOO

Noah

Sensual

Matthew

French Bitch Pussy Tourette sounds like the woodland creatures who freed Kate Bush from hubris in Macys story booked a session in a recording studio

Garrett Mabel

My cock hurts. Time to stroke the pain away 💅💦

Tim Evans

so hearing you all talk about taylor swift it sounds like she's making songs based off of keywords and seo, like some algorithmic trash for the most personalized mass appeal

Grady

Still team radio tower shirt 😔😔😔😔

Luke

smokin prerolls and gooning out to ellen

Roople

The Tourrette Pussy Department

Wesley

ok but i gotta hear y’all’s thoughts on but daddy i love him. that song is WILD. she called her fans judgmental creeps, pearl clutchers and wine moms lmao

Tati Beauty Puff

addicted to the tuck addicted to the fuck chained to the suck

Tati Beauty Puff

IT DROPPED RIGHT BEFORE MY RUN!!! we stay winning im afraid

Ethan

i am so glad to have been introduced to FRENCH BITCH BY PUSSY TOURETTES

Ethan

on an 8 hour bus ride 🙌

Sia Furler

Get ur cocks on the wheel truckers

,

There’s a new Grindr ad with Eugene on it

Henry

Had a dental emergency this week too! I got two “6s”!!!!! Keep water picking that cock!

Luis Correa

Was in the middle of drinking a Strawberry Lemonade Poppi as it was being discussed. Love to shit.

Aaron

spread that puss!!

Mick

i didn’t even realize the hauler tee says “keep stroking that cock” until macy pointed it out LMFAO 😭

Luke

The finger icon is so good tho.

Luke

I love hearing you both giggle. This is what I’m here for. ❤️

Luke

Good to know

Your FFriend Cunt Boy

Starting a Sniffies meetup at the urinals at IFC Stress Positions Q&A if y’all are looking

Nathan

honesty about tsw*ft makes me confident we should expect nuclear war this election year. #KSTC

Thomas

Jacob Collier, annoying of course, but if I got a chance to suck his dick he would have to beat me with a shoe to ever get me to stop again

Grady

Oh yay!!!!

Sia Furler

I want to remind you that you actually predicted Taylor Swift coming out as an alcoholic based on her award show behaviour

Lechuga

Theda would really thrive on an analyst's couch

K.

I love this trucker community

K.

I could listen to ya’ll talk about Taylor swift forever. “She’s always talking about school”

K.

Anyone could’ve predicted that one

Sia Furler

But could they do it while being trans?

Grady

We take care of one another <3 have you called in before? The name Kelsey sounds familiar haha

Grady

Now that’s the question

Grady

So real… he’s a hot freak

Grady

Some may even say… greased up

Roople

THEDA! Question about Stress Positions - will it be available to watch for those of us outside of the US anytime soon? I'm so excited to see it but I live in Europe :(

Terry Gross

Biology student here 😍 so probiotics kind of maybe work (results are mixed) but we don’t really know how exactly because they usually don’t colonize in your gut microbiome. So even if the bacteria are dead in your delicious poopy Dr Pepper they might (maybe) have some kind of positive effect sort of

Ian (age withheld)

I think it was Yves Saint-Laurent, wasn't it, who said "Je suis oh-so-hot. Vous-voulez my twat? S'il vous plaît"

K.

MACY STOP FUCKING SMOKING

hoskuld compulsories

on a recent long ride on the stupid bitch express, a family got on around DC with 'liberty university' hoodies (IYKYK) and accessories suggesting they had just come from a 'support for families of tourettes sufferers' conference there. i think the teenage daughter was the actor? yall cited on this ep, or else had an identical voice and delivered the exact same performance art schtick for several hours seated behind us

Tati Beauty Puff

oh also some boring zoomer input: the first moments of that Taylor song don't really sound like Lana but almost DECEIVINGLY like mitski it's a little.... bizarre lmao

hoskuld compulsories

aaaand i cannot describe the antics undertaken to keep my kid from hearing the terminal slander of Supreme and Benevolent Leader Swift echoing out of the laptop for my own safety... srsly i always assumed her whole ouuevreee must just be music made by computers and exclusively for children. this ep finally drove it home that... the dominant sensibility of much of america rn might be.... that of 9 yr olds? what do u think?

Marge

ON TAYLOR SWIFT: I feel like she always has to reference high school because that’s probably the last time she felt any real adversity or hardship in her life. At least from her perspective. My friend is from her home town and said she was actually quite well off if anything people were probably put off by how stuck up she was.

nymphowarsxxx

Kelsey, you can say that I'm cold and calculating, and that anyone could have predicted that one, but would you say the same thing to a man? No, you'd be trying to suck him. IN MY POOL NO LESS! There's a special place in hell for people like me!

LS

Did you two see the news about laufey, Jacob collier and DODIE performing “Wild Mountain Thyme” at the Kennedy Center

Ian (age withheld)

Macy could write French Bitch, but could Pussy Tourette write Greased Up Freak...?

Grady

^^^

Libby

I’ve been watching Girls5Eva over the weekend and John Early’s cameo in the 3rd season is inspired. A King

Corey

Intro was absolutely GIVING TODAY COCK WAS IMMEDIATELY OUT! THANK YOU GALS

Noah

trailer swift kinda the human equivalent of poo-pourri spray

Grady

Link?

Kylee Kemlage

lessons to live by: no one has ever liked me and no one likes trans women

Kylee Kemlage

i thought it was very allie x tbh

Kylee Kemlage

i thought the pussy tourette song was macy at first lmao

K.

FUCK OK YOU ARE ALL RIGHT

Winston

OBSESSED with pussy tourette now that song was fire

Porn McCartney

Theda u look so gorgeoust in the Stress Positions trailer, I can’t wait to goon out to this movie

Drache Mitch

I know Pussy Tourette and I ALSO thought it was Macy, I just assumed she was previewing a new album!

nymphowarsxxx

A celebrated figure in the vulgar transsexual electronic music canon!

nymphowarsxxx

Charlene showed it to me initially because she said she thought it was a Macy song lol!

nymphowarsxxx

I saw it like RIGHT after we posted this! We’ll go over it next week, its so wild

hoskuld compulsories

'french bitch' is such a timeless subject for artists worldwide, been inspiring people for generations

Coffin Flop

50 Foot Wave “absolutely brings it!” Thanks for the recommendation! ❤️

ewan hickling

i need y’all to watch and talk about baby reindeer

Thomas Gill

!! the hand is hot with the reiki of the goon !!!

Joey

On a 2 hour road trip so I’m listening at half speed and gooning out all the way home

Maisie

This is the best take I’ve heard so far on Taylor Swift. “Do I like it? I know it…”

Lou

hot water sugar high

pussytourettefan

this episode was a historical event in the history of my life