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CLUB ELLEN - MAY 4, 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-04 18:09:15
Imported:
2026-06

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Content

That's that me, COCK-spresso...Sabrina Carpenter helps Terri get her soup. Andy Cohen. Our trip to LA. Piece of shit "vim" wand...Dr. Jart Cicapair Tigergrass Color Correcting Treatment. Never drink or touch the water on a plane. Hotels are vile. Whale Cock. Charli XCX's song about Sophie. The Idea of You. Second Challengers Discussion. Macy's Alamo Drafthouse drama. Alex Garland Civil War. Sex with women. Jerking off and cranking it. What happened to the Out 100? Sabrina Carpenter...What's the funniest book to read? Brian Cox.

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Comments

EJ

COCK IS OUT FOR THE CLUB

Terry Gross

May the fourth be with your cocks bowls and pussies as you stroke and juice!

Beth Jerky

i learned everything i know about the 90's from charli xcx and troye sivan

Pookytee

‘My give a fuck’s are on vacation’ <<< ‘My give a damn’s BUSTED!’

Scott

This issssss me espresso

Jam Berry

Put your clits together boys

kasha davis

It sounds super gimmicky but the tower 28 hypochlorous spray soothes and helps with redness!

Manuel Antón

Hello to my fellow argentine listener, did you also expect Theda to say 'chau' instead of adios since she's stayed there?

Linus

I have experienced this EXACT situation with branching away from the classic hitachi. My condolences 🙏🏻

Joseph

not the holiday lodge omfg🤕🤕🫣

Linus

Be careful with the plug in the wall hitachi if you ride it too hard it will explode this has happened to me twice

Luke

I saw Civil War, and while I think the movie basically barely engaged with the “Civil War” premise, I think the way it showed how each character “does” photography and what they captured was really cool. There’s some pretty gnarly scenes too. I don’t think it was the best movie ever, and I don’t remember a single character’s name, but I still think it’s worth a watch.

Terry Gross

Mama your pussy was on fire!

K.

We need a Portland KNFW show😩

Grady

My sister yelled at me from the other room to turn this off because it was “too much obnoxious noise” 😔

IndoorGal

mary chapin’s carpet fur

Aaron

RELEASE THE COCK!!!

Alex G

Me and my friends pet theory is that Zweig was bi and in love with Art in challengers

rupauldrownstrans

let it be known that sophie and st vincent had NEVER EVEN MET!!

Dany

Macy’s andy cohen kills me it’s too accurate

tony germanotta

like personally, charli's new one for sophie is sensetive and personal enough that i'm good with it, caroline's is kinda riding the line because that opening line is DIRECT, and st vincent is very much "my god, theres room for everybody"

,

We all need a friend with a glistening gleaming sound effect to spare

Luke

Lords of acid - sit on my face!!

Luke

I didn’t know Sophie died

Luke

Apparently George Micheal was spotted in Lake Geneva a few months ago.

Luke

“Pig-pen roundup” always makes me gag

Luke

The way you described the filmography of the movie reminds me much of what a tennis match is like. Back and forth with a pop of the ball against the racket followed by an anticipation of the next shot.

Caitlin C.

theda hold on to your challengers feelings. don’t let that sex haver macy steal our joy.

Caitlin C.

but it is a surreally chaste and non-fucking film considering how naked and sexy it is. I think Macy is right in that it’s for people who displace all their sexual energy onto things which are not actually having sex.

gay sully

Have u ladies seen the weird kardashian “I love La” cover feat OJ ?

evergreen

When I worked at an adult store, we were soooo excited for the Vim to be released and then when it came out the girls didn’t even cum. Like, lame ass toy

R’s Pixel Memory ~ born in the glitch ~

for a "smear goop on my face for 5 minutes and actually see some instant results" type-a mask à la the 90's clay masks or PTR, my faves are Algenist's ALIVE Prebiotic Balancing Mask & Fresh's Black Tea Instant Perfecting Mask.

AgadorSpartacus

Hitachimagic.com has the rechargeable wand on sale for 149

Joe B

Nice that you took something away from your film studies class. 🎥

Gooner

Just got home from seeing Stress Positions. it blew my cock straight off incredible work Theda!

dumbpad

sabrina carpenter will always be australian to me 💕

Grady

I stand with Theda on Challengers ✊ it was the five finger exploding heart technique of my horniness

Noah

tramp stamp that says “i looove bones & all, and i looove sully”

Liam Flynn

Origins has good skincare and clay masks too. I think they’re in Sephora

Christ

stroking with a vanderpump rules espresso martini from chili’s sounding with the beans

Paulina

Im from Chile and desperately want to see stress positions! Will there be an international release?? Porfis ❤️

A Life Lived Trans podcast

Sorry to be an esthetician here, but theda unfortunately clay ingredients have no soothing properties whatsoever. You should give the ultracalming line from Dermalogica a try! Been using it on rosacea clients successfully for years.

Grady

I can’t believe that was the real him and not Theda’s impression

Mac

PLEASE invite Charli Xcx onto KNFW

Alex Glendening

Three of my very favorite songs are I love LA, Ventura Highway, and Whale Cock

gay sully

“I love my friends”

Seth Carlyle

Those voicemails sucked! Bring back the person with the anal fissure

Terry Gross

You didn’t want Challengers to be more explicit? This is exactly the kind of sex negative propaganda I’ve come to expect from a Gen alpha like Theda. But Macy I am very shocked and disappointed

Corey

Whoops my gay ass thought the outro was Janet's "Someone to call my Lover" I got way too excited...

Riley

Hitachi also makes nuclear reactors and super computers. Who else can you trust to GET YOU OFF

Elizabeth

It's the only voice he has

Marsi

The last 2 minute Bianca del Rio insult comic monologue from Theda berating the terrible boring awful dreadful call in questions is pretty great

Libby

Absolute banger song at the end there

Linus

I went to see Oh Mary the other day and Troye Sivan was there and I feel like it’s somehow your fault

cheersboys

the Faded serum works like magic tho

cheersboys

it is a night cream only tho

Marge

Macy sulfur is good for redness/inflammation. But get a sulfur wash to use in the shower so you can wash it off and you don’t stink! Or get laser gals I don’t trust skin care brands and the psychic energy at Sephora is foul - dermatologist assistant

Tony Balls

PLEASE let us text you instead of leaving voicemails! it will improve the quality of the questions and make them shorter i promise. it’ll also be easier to screen for bad ones.

Slurmmer

Stroke that cock hard and soft

Luke

THIS. or emails a la Race Chaser

Mark White

VIDEO PHONE BTS VIDEO OMG 🤣

Beverly Malouf

as a card carrying charlotte xcx hater i am loving this episode

Ciara

in that sauna scene I wasn’t not like RELEASE THE COCK

Pe er

We need Theda’s take on Challengers! Please!! Macy needs to be clockworked orange I to watching it again without distractions!

gatorcat999

Listening to theda talk about movies is so amazing 🤩

allie

sephora is giving manic rancid energy. hate it. go see a derm - redness could be anything from allergic reaction to hormones to kp. might get worse with a non-medicated topical. to the derm you go!!

Luke

I never took a film studies class so I guess I’m just a big dumb idiot. ❤️‍🩹

Iris

Try the Avène antirougeurs mask. It's a cream, not a clay, but it's really soothing and reasonably affordable.

TimSlaght

The way I’m literally gonna go deaf from that car crash sound byte