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CLUB ELLEN - 11 MAY, 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-11 02:14:11
Edited:
2024-05-11 02:14:33
Imported:
2026-06

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Content

Courtney Act patented lubing ass technique, kiss my pussy, VIM reassessed? Macy double wanding...The Resident Evil movies. Christy Turlington. The Idea of You reassessed? Lady Gaga the lonelinest girl in the world? Strap in for a long MUSIC talk, covering familiar topics, and be sure to stick around for talking about SEX....(other topics covered as well don't remember!)

Ooops posted early and now I can't unpost. BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE.

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Dip

Friday night club Ellen?!?!?!

Benji

My nether-regions are so squishy now!

Caitlin C.

i am desperately finishing something for a Friday deadline and saw this like “oh fuck is it actually Saturday now??? i’m screwed.” oh well im screwed either way

EJ

At this hour? On this Saturday eve? I can’t handle this. I simply can’t. Hold me down before I cave and give Terry that goddamn soup!

Wesley

kiss my pussy 😌

Dip

Im so glad theda can cum

moby

don't blink.. we are living in the future BABY.

Zero Point

🍆 COCKS 💦 OUT 🙂‍↕️

Henry

Bing Bong Bing!

Terry Gross

Did somebody say soup???????

Zac

Omg have either of you heard Milla Jovovich’s album from 1994? Kinda slaps

Tuesday

Thank god for club Ellen

kasha davis

gosh not to sound super sentimental but your talk about early 2000s radio summed up the alienation I felt as a young fag. i didn't feel release until gwen stefani released cool lol

Zachary

I truly LOLed at the carrot-fan bit. Love you girls so much

Ian (age withheld)

I'm just excited that the Chromatica Ball is coming, and HBO is finally back to prestige dramas again

Sia Furler

Thièrry Grossè presents “le petite desquè”

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

The kiss my pussy sound bite is HIL-ARI-OUS…. The part in the video where she asks Jesus to kiss her pussy was really rock n roll 🤘 Ps. Fuck elderly abuse 🇺🇸

Luke

Thanks for answering my evanescence question! Lol.

Luke

Going Under works my pussy clean off

Richard Berquist

Thank you for bringing back my favorite drops 👵🏻 💦

Corey

Tell the ai to get my cock out

Garrett Mabel

You've never seen Lady Gaga's 6.5 hr Premiere Pro explainer? I use the Chromatica LUT for all my personal projects.

Alex G

The way i need a boysmells x challengers collab..

hoskuld compulsories

congrats on cumming. yall might get something out of the jean baudrillard book FATAL STRATEGIES for the purposes of understanding pop stars and contentification of moments of pleasure reading etc etc. but i will not SHARE A PASSAGE from it here just go read it teehee

Noah

have you ever listened to “being alone” by dj sabrina the teenage dj? god-tier song that could accompany your convo about lonelyga

Luncheroni

Bard college really got me

Conor Behan

Omg the Irish caller leaving a gaga question … Irish Patreon heads rise up xx

Pookytee

Show me that dry little Muad'Dib, baby x

Glen

Using this episode as cited text for my essay about how 9/11 created Taylor Swift

Glen

p.s. yesterday was the 5th anniversary of Tati’s Bye Sister video 🕯️

Brian Ham

Let me see you pussy grandma x Lords of Acid collab when?

Dany

I walked through the editing bay, like a detective, and I looked for evidence. Every single frame has been hand picked by me, alongside an incredible team of immense talent, who shall stay unnamed. It‘s my gift to you 🖤

Ted

The Idea of You ends 5 years later when Harry Styles visits dewy Anne Hathaway in the old folks’ home and she says “Kiss my pussy”

Terry Gross

Terry Gross agrees with Macy! Mike Faist can kiss this soupy pussy any day!

Terry Gross

Also you forgot to mention the best part of the video!! The nurse tells her to look to Jesus and then she tells Jesus to kiss her pussy!!

Henry

Madonna v. Gaga - the battle of the last taboo. Toenails/eyelashes

Wesley

charli xcxs 360 video feels like a nymphowars plotline

Carrie MacPhie

Speaking of early 2000 rap rock/ nu metal music, my cousin dated Fred Durst in 2002 and would not let her wear any shoe that would make her appear taller than him. Also he screamed “Don’t look at it!” while unveiling his cock, no eye contact at all, because it was so small. Just thought you should know.

Zach

Speaking of evanescence, I went to middle school with Amy Lee’s younger brother and we got into a fight at lunch and he dumped his nachos on my head ☹️

SednaMenhit

I just wanna say that the moment with Theda's fucked up face/Macy's dry pussy/Pink's dead father was one of the hardest i've ever laughed while listening to the pod

Zach Defense

My only thought about the Taylor Swift record aside from being interminably long, is that getting Florence Welch to just warble out the word Florida over and over and over again is hilarious and tbh it might end up being one of my favorite musical moments of the year

,

I’m so happy Macy has finally addressed Theda’s hands-free cum that she’s been talking about for years.

Grady

“Imagine a fan that’s so powerful that it could send a carrot to tickle your vagina” Now that’s comedy gold right there

Joe B

Is your cousin ok?

Manny Brambles II

This is why i don’t share nymphowars with anyone; i let the ball come to a stop on my apple podcasts

whit

linkin park is awesome

Coffin Flop

Unchained Hitachi should be a boss in a Hideo Koijma game.

mado

seo = shit excrétion optimization

sue

P!nk's speaking voice is far more soothing than her singing

Luke

I think it’s been a bleak state of music since 1997. Period.

Luke

You mean countless hours of podcasting.

Luke

Great episode ladies! So many laughs! 💕 happy Mother’s Day!

Luke

So good. 😂

Luke

What’s that song at the end?

Luke

Not to over comment, but if anyone becomes famous as Dawn Soap before I do. You’re dead. 💀 Mark my words here and now ladies.

nymphowarsxxx

“Reasons to be Cheerful Pt 3” Ian Dury and the Blockheads

Tati Westbrook

I wanted to ask you both if you’ve ever read the play “The Pillowman?” It’s really good. I think you’d both love it.

perestroika hilton

Tbh I feel like as much of a nothing artist dua lipa is, future nostalgia did really mark the beginning of a soulless, corporate half baked disco epoch. Like I don't think we get the retail funk of espresso without dua lipa discovering that a vaguely retro bass over a pop beat is all you need to have a monopoly on instagram reels

The Fruit Flies

“First of all, you’re 6’3”” almost made me crash my car

Olive

does anyone know where Macy is listening to What's The Tee? I used to listen to it on apple podcasts but it says the episodes are no longer available on there.

Dany

Spotify def has it!

Grady

This is a great take

Grady

I literally thought the same thing when I saw it

Luke

You’ve talked about Chapelle Roan on the show right?

Isaac House

My favorite Hitachi fact is that they’re also a tank and weapons manufacturing company. Like, destroy my clit before you destroy that enemy outpost 🥰

Zach

thank you so much

Marge

Kiss my Shai-Hulussy 😉

Hamish Hay

Is there an additional level of the Patreon where we get access to the private stories?? I’m like 10k km (probs something like 8k miles) from you guys and sell fuckin sofas for a living so like, who am I gonna tell???

Hamish Hay

Also a big faggot with only str8 friends (apart from a few TW// bisexuals) so like…….. cmooooon

Hamish Hay

But also rejection is a kink so be careful xoxo

Natalie

Hey loves I know what Music Talk needs. Please talk bad things about Lana del Rey. Thanks gals i love you so much.

trixie

yah they did in april club ellen i'm p sure