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CLUB ELLEN - MAY 18, 2024 (Patreon)

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2024-05-18 18:40:03
Imported:
2026-06

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DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS EP BUT GOTTA GET IT UPLOADED YEAH YEAH YEAH AND GET OUT THE DOOR....WILL COME BACK AND UPDATE DESCRIPTION....YEAAAAH YEAH YEAH YEAH....LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.

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Comments

Grady

Cock already out!

Jordan and Lexi

Hi ! I contacted your customer service about changing the address on my order and they havent gotten back to me . I am moving in three weeks and I dont know if the merch will arrive before then 💔

Grady

I’m genuinely so relieved whenever Club Ellen comes out that I sigh happily when I see it

Brody

My Duneussy is DRY and my Hitachi is UNTETHERED

Sam

Billie Irish Spring soap out now

Terry Gross

Oh the gals knew I was about to have a long drive 😈😈 thanks mommies

Caitlin C.

beyond nipples there are nipples

Quinn

Fave breakfast=sex songs: Breakfast by Le Le and Breakfast Can Wait by Prince

nymphowarsxxx

I gotcha Jordan and Lexi! Ill make sure it gets changed!

Megan

Every Saturday I work brunch and then go on an angry walk to the lake while listening to club Ellen ❤️❤️❤️

Bricky Lake

Billie is a nickname. Short for Billabong Irish.

Bricky Lake

Macy's Jason Bateman is just Ellen Degeneres.

Christ

neil young once sayd, “ride that dick like you’re laying eggs”

Terry Gross

I am so sexually attracted to arrested development era Jason Bateman and Will Arnett. It’s unhealthy

nymphowarsxxx

No offense but i dont think parasocial diagnosis is part of most respected dentistry practices. Thank you for the concern though 🤘

Maisie

I know - extremely annoying

Sloane

NEED Bad Romance (Knife Edit) released asap

reagan

thank you Macy for putting me onto ‘Music’… Runaway Lover is fantastic

Aaron

puss = spread

Henry

Down my throat and around the corner!

Henry

I’m a panna cotta man

Beth Jerky

I love licking Dave chapelle’s asshole

Luke

Behind every book is a ghoulish queen.

Luke

🙋🏻‍♂️

Caitlin C.

bad movie opinion voicemails today. (1) saltburn was stupid but it was definitely about class, it is hard to miss the class commentary, it’s about a guy killing rich people so he can steal their fancy house named Saltburn [title of film!] (2) stage fright is interesting! it’s maybe “middle of the road” for “quality” for him but there aren’t that many Hitchcocks that are so Girl vs Girl and that has a different psychosexual dimension which is always the real appeal of AH. & there are definitely worse hitchcocks, caller, like everything after the birds.

Roger Smith

I'm sorry but anyone remember the EP where "Gaga would totally play Eva Braun" my ear itches

Grady

^^^

javi.tm

Will Arnett as a faggot in 30 Rock 🥵

grant brown

My favorite Hitchcock movie is Jaws

Bricka Tuna

We need a spinoff with Theda and Macy’s legacy gay characters. I could listen to them for weeks!!!

Jacob Jones

Release Billy Irish!!! ☘️

Joe B

This is a dumb comment, but I was so happy to hear After Hours mentioned. It’s one of my favorites, but I rarely hear it mentioned anywhere

Christ

stroke it cmon get happyy yyyyyyyyyyyy

Grady

Flan fans of the world unite 🍮 I knew Theda would get it

Dany

Plastique’s polymer clay corset is so uncanny-valley and unnerving to look at from the front and full on horror in the back with the zipper, it’s kinda great. This as season has a weird mix of queens, still excited for some of them though

Alex G

Deepthroat guided meditation

hoskuld compulsories

we always welcome ur new drops bc they're always brilliant BUT i for one just speaking up to vouch for the clip of "Please go all the way" opening riff i love it so much it makes me drool every time juuuust FYI

Lowen

macy doing the soundboard effects herself brings me so much joy 💖

Tati Beauty Puff

"it's creamy fuckable flan" made me scream laugh

Uriel

As a egg desert afficionado, nothing beats a creme brulee, you get the slighly rawer side of a crème aux oeufs , and the crustiest burny exterior . It passes through the mouth a source like no other . Thank you for expressing what the people need heard

Libby

Hi chat, I feel like I’m going crazy but every time I’ve been out with my friends recently they all text their boyfriends/husbands the entire time. Also they all live together and see each other everyday. Is that odd or I am being a hater?

Elizabeth

Just putting out there that I would be VERY into a cardio workout playlist curated by Macy. Some of us are old and flabby and our self hate gets us to the gym so that we can pretend that we aren't going to DIE soon.

Joe B

Also happy to hear you mention Juliana Huxtable again. She was my supervisor at an ACLU internship in 2012!

Benji

Nope! Irene Ryan played Granny on “The Beverlyhillbilles”! Irene Dunne was the other ingenue’. Sorry to misguide you, Kids!

Robbie

Theda needs to just take a moment to rip us all to shreds. It is brewing

Josh H.

When I hear those reeces cups commercials I go straight for the Hitachi.

Jordan Loyd

Does anyone remember which episode of Nymphowars/Blow Jobin’/whateverthefuck that has Theda saying, “Ever since that bitch Eve at the fucking apple?” In it? I need to openly cackle to this ep.

Eve

Ellen Project Hotline #9 😍

russ

KNFW.....A Steady State of Knifing

Tuesday

please where is ride that dick like you’re laying eggs from I just need to know

Joe B

I just discovered that there is a gay hookup app called TruckerSucker. The tagline: “Real Men. 24/7. Big loads.” I felt the need to report this here immediately.

Paul

keep on strokin’ in the free world.

Luke

What movie was it that you got “I’m going to open the door?” I can’t remember the actress and I don’t have the time or the focus to go through all the possible episodes where you mentioned it.

Grady

The Beast 2023! Léa Seydoux!!!! It’s so so fierce

Grady

Also to answer your question Theda I think we are all loving club Ellen so so much! Would love to have some guest shows back too! Could be fun to hear from M again, the episodes with her are some of my favorites!

Nic

Raised me hand

tony germanotta

it’s from some episode of Canadian drag race I think? It was from a teleprompter newscast challenge

hoskuld compulsories

im nervous to say this but i do think it says something that u have fans like me (well mayb im the only 1) who... dont watch movies nor tv nor know or care about any celeb related thing... but still are totally entertained by this show 100% ... ur both actually just that funny you could talk about literally anything & somehow make it interesting

Richard Berquist

I need to know where “let me kill myself” came from. Is it Cameron Diaz? From The Box? It’s suspiciously similar to “let me dogs out to go poop”.

John Ivie

What is the face massage Theda is doing? She said Macy shows it to her? I’d like to feel lifted in the face. Even for a fleeting moment!

C

theda thank you for talking about the tyranny of quantized time. i couldn't agree more. my band has a song about this very thing and we play it out of time, possibly on purpose and possibly because we're not capable of playing in time. if i get up the gumption i will share it here

Nick

Glad this episode featured another of Macy’s trademark Piss Minutes!

Pookytee

I believe it was ‘Child Magazine’, wasn’t it?

gay sully

waiting in great anticipation of the weekly rupaul pig pen roundup from may see

Sebastian

“Bad Romance” under arrested development cast roundup might be my favorite segment ever on Club Ellen

Natalie

“Just goes to show you… if you’re cis, you’re a bitch.”

Christ

the patented billie irish black moor mud masque by peter thomas roth