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CLUB ELLEN — MAY 25, 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-25 23:27:26
Imported:
2026-06

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Content

Saint Vincent vs. Saint Acutis. Tequila vs. Beer. Going to Australia in the winter to have a hot toddy down under. A man who peed outside, and whose brother shit outside. Ridgewood courtship rituals. Lady Gaga’s new face and voice. Her boyfriend history. Preview of this week’s Main Ep. Madison Beer concert. Ten rules for naming your daughter. Some pig pen things. Makeup Youtubers. Tati’s fear of the A slur. Butt cream advertisement. Bjork Volta. Unclockable flight attendants. 

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Henry

Crackin’ open the Singani

Kylee Kemlage

PLEASE look up the public veneration image of the teen saint...hes got the nikes on in a glass casket

K.

Perfect. I just woke up from my third nap of the day

Matthew

My cock was out when this dropped

EJ

Wait all day, stroke it all night in the CLUB!

Henry

Stephanie let that man rest 🤣

maooaf

The progression of Theda's hateration on Lady Gaga is thrilling

V.C. Tera

Maybe those 3 girls at the bar in The Beast were right to reject Lea Seydoux, maybe she would've told them dog shit gay girlfriend bird stories

Brody

I have a pussy Greg, could you kiss it?

Henry

TATE MADISON-MCCRAY

gay sully

The analogy of the friendly neighborhood freak doing something new to gaga tony bennetizing made me cackle in the street. Theda is our modern digital Diogenes.

Vanity Project

Theda coming to see us/ours down here in weird Australia 😝😝😝

Kylee Kemlage

cosrx soothing aloe sun cream is my holy grail sunscreen for my sensitive baby skin

Frawaline

Another episode for my spank bank, thanks gals 😃

joeb

my mother broke my 45 rpm single of The Beatles’ “Let It Be” in half because it was “about marijuana.” she probably wasn’t wrong …

momrom

THAT’S WHAT THEY/THEM SAY!

Dana

Gaga’s latest insta pic is chilling. The caption is “THE GIMP OF THE GARDEN” ??

Zero Point

I would kill for another Tati dedicated episode or even a regular ‘Tati watch’ segment. The way they talk about her is so engaging and such a delight, it’s honestly breathtaking. Tati’s insanity is a microcosmic look into the greater insanity of humanity, it’s almost cathartic in a way lmfao

Will

Theda what’re you doing in Australia?? Can we catch you anywhere?

Sia Furler

MASSEDUCTION by St Vincent is one of my fav albums ever and she completely fell off after and I can’t listen to anything new

Grady

What’s the name of that last song?

Caitlin C.

a brief absolution for the Caitlins, deemed not in the same category as Madisons and Taylors 🙏 🙌🪽💀

goooooooooob

They them requesting the song at the beginning

Mathias

Yes! Ive been on the Erin Parsons vintage makeup too. Its this new crazy luxury tied to history rather than lifestyle and it somehow really works. Would love to hear your thoughts on John Macleans makeup tutorial, he is a phenomenon.

John

WEIRD AUSTRALIA

Megan

They/them said my name is fine!

Liam Flynn

Love la roche-posay anthelios spf! Kinda expensive but definitely worth it imo

hoskuld compulsories

woof v relieved you shouted out my actual daughter's name in the "Yes" category

Joey

Madi-they/them child Beer

nymphowarsxxx

Lena Platonos - “What’s New Pussycat - Ti Nea Psipsina”

Grady

🙏

Albert Navetta

Ok the weirdest part of the story of Carlo Acutis is that is mother basically momagered his way into saintdom.

Glen

My skin can’t tolerate chemical sunscreen, I suggest “hero force shield” mineral sunscreen - not gloppy or masklike, relatively inexpensive, has a slight green tint for the redness - KSTS(unscreen)!!!

Jam Berry

Have yall watched Baby Reindeer? A trans is in it

kalzonkly

fuck you lady gaga

kalzonkly

Just got off work. 100 degree warehouse. Now this about lady gaga. I can't take it!

Josh H.

Did you see the story about the "reincarnated god-guru child" trying to open a kinder egg while a room full of old people stared at him while smiling?

Nathan

60 seconds to pet a dog and talk about eating poop. now that's what I call a shit minute!

Marsi

She’s not a koala you cannot catch her

madison

YALL NEED TO CHILL ON THE MADISON STUFF

madison

im in shambles

Tim Evans

twitter told me that gaga had covid during her current tour and didn't want to cancel for the fans lol

Luke

If you did a gender reverse version of The Importance of Being Ernest I would get so wet I’d flood the capital streets of Madison, WI. Honey girl boo-boo

Fran Lebowitz

This message is for Theda idk if she knows but is there anyway to see films that were at Cannes that haven’t had any US distribution yet??

hugomac

Were you using Eastern European twink porn music in ...See Ya Later, Alligator?

Sia Furler

Please watch the Nelly Furtado tiny desk, it’s like the only one I’ve seen and enjoyed

Lexi

Omg gagged me with the Lena platonos

jordan hayes

Erin Parsons is the mua, she is so crazzzy

Grug

Are you coming for Melbourne International Film Festival? 🎉

Rory McKay

Got tickets to see stress positions! So excited to see you Theda!!

Noah

now streaming volta on this bus ride. soft spot for all albums that came out in the early years of itunes store for those in my category

freezy515

Omg I was coming to comment this as well. THEDA IT LEAVES NO CAST AND NO SMELL VERY LIGHT

Claudia

SEE YOU IN SYDNEY, THEDA!! I can’t wait to see you and ‘Stress Positions’

Sia Furler

The gays, the autism, the end. These are all things.

moby

saint young sheldon on his way to overtake saint acutis' throne

allie

Theda: I use a parasol. it's a pain to carry around but it keeps me from getting burnt. Try a wide-brimmed sun hat. I wear one everyday. They are very wearable!! They have them at Nordstrom Rack and TJ Maxx for $20-$50. They have all different sizes. Go to the store and try them - don't buy online. Some can be adjusted in the crown for added tightness on windy days. Love this: http://tiny.cc/urebyz (Basic khaki/taupe color with a nice black grosgrain black ribbon around the base.) xx

Jack Meyers

did anyone catch what the name and artist of the song that they were playing at the beginning is called?

allie

better the window by fantasy love (?? I think)

Natalie

Aww my mom always says, “not funny haha, funny strange” ❤️

Natalie

Wait did you gals not know that all kinds of millennials and gen z are naming their daughters “James” and “Ryan” and “Charles” these days?

KRB Chapman

I also struggle with red sensitive stupid face skin, ugh. I'm constantly on the hunt for face-specific sunscreen that won't break me out, feel oily and/or gross, make my skin MORE red, and doesn't smell like headaches. Here are the best ones I've found: Neutrogena Clear Face fragrance free face serum 60+ -Cheap - Chemical, not Mineral - Probably the best chemical spf I've tried. Feels natural on the skin. - Fragrance free (except the classic chemical spf smell). Not bad. - If I don't wash it off ENTIRELY, I'll break out. Vacation, Inc. Shake Shake Mineral Milk - Feels really nice on the skin - No break outs - Light kinda bath&bodyworks cucumber melon type fragrance. Not mad at it Vacation, Inc. Studio One Bronzing SPF 50 - honestly wow amazing? - tan looks super natural - smells a little much at first, like hazelnut or something? The smell fades quickly for me. - very impressed. *Supergoop sucks

Lowen

relistening to this, Theda predicted gaga's harlequin cover by comparing her to the local freak who's new thing is wearing floaties