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CLUB ELLEN - JUNE 29, 2024 (Patreon)

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2024-06-29 19:14:05
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2024-06-29 19:37:44
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2026-06

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Grady

Cocks back inside ladies!

Henry

XXL for pride

tony germanotta

lets gather together, and get our cocks out together 🙏 💜

Andrew B

Cock out immediately

David B

C O C K S R E L E A S E D

Alex G

Does anyone remember where Theda said how much she hates the word “tetas.” i cant get the way she said it out of my head helpppp

moby

main ep was elite. one love, NYMPHOWARS PODCAST!

EJ

A reading from the book of Patreonthians 6:9, “Hail thee, O, Greg, for I have nipples.”

moby

macy hating women in music? umm.. have they heard her beats??

Luc

it’s in “the secret world of supercharged clean artistry” about 6:15 in

momrom

I am, as always, loving my weekly trip to the island, to club Ellen. I am here, as always, in the electric chapel to hear a beautiful recital of Steely Dan, voicemails, and pearls of wisdom from the world’s smartest and prettiest transsexuals. I am here, as we all are, to get our cocks out, or at times, to put them back in. That is what I am here to say.

Branden

cock: extended

Bricky Lake

You ARE the women in music, baby

Garrett Mabel

There will be no election. We're gonna have Chat-GPT and martial law after they both literally die of natural causes live on camera.

grant brown

“YOUR taste” lmaoooo

Roople

TBH I think most of Taylor Swift's fans are cishet. And I don't think anyone who subscribes to this patreon is cishet, so you're probably safe from her stans

Robbie

I feel so seen 🙂‍↔️

Robbie

I mean my cock feels so seen 🚬🙂‍↔️

Alex G

Thank you 🩵

Ted

The only BRAT I want to hear about is Bananas, Rice, Applesauce and Toasttt *explosion sounds*

Grady

A bar named Jennifer Aniston was absolutely the best answer I could hope for. That had me cackling ❤️ thanks ladies

James D

I think you don’t get hate from TS fans is because in the Venn diagram of Nymphowars fans and Swifties there isn’t any crossover

Pam

You gals are amazing and thank you for all the hard work! Take a break and scoop out those bowls!

downwithaustin

Love ya ladies. You deserve the world. As a fellow 41 and 1/2 year old I won’t be sharing any opinions online ever again. Stroking my cock at half mast today. What a bleak fucking world we live in but at least we can get a tan on the island! Thank you ELLEN!

Grady

Macy I would have given anything to be at this trans dinner gone terribly wrong!

Jesus

Brat summer is over, it's Cupcakke summer

Aaron

cock out

Natalie

2 mins in and I’m already peeing w laughter. Absolutely terrified to listen to the rest though. Love ya gals.

Tati Beauty Puff

got my penile inversion installed and ready to meditate for a full 100 minutes to the soothing sounds of trans

Caitlin C.

the situation is really dire. i muted the names on twitter but content still reaches my suffering hateful ancient eyes. i only have one friend i can safely complain about the 💒 🤡 one to. i told her your opinions and she gasped with relief. “i thought it was only us…”

Benji

Opossums are an invasive animal in Alaska. I’m high on floor cleaners, so great episode! ☮️❤️

Henry

The UES has a gay bar called “the toolbox”

jacob groenendyk

What if I said I love what ever you gals talk about? What about that what if I said my cock out is already the second I press play

Theo

If they come after you for copyright rename the bar Meniffer Traniston

Luke

crying laughing about the amount of euphemism 😭 “the green one” “a hit from the other one”

Tati Beauty Puff

letmekillmyselfthebitchesandthefaggotsthanksalotbitch*wickedscream*youwontcuminmytightlittleasshole?*record scratch*andthenitwasYvesSaintLaurentwasntit?*car crash.mp3*omg!thatssofuckingcrazy*moan.mp3*Ihavenipplesgregcouldyoumilkme Iloveplayingwithmenassholes*record scratch* letmeseethatpussyKissmypussy?*wicked scream*ImgonnatakemydogsouttogopoopWhosaidawoman...cantdresslikeaman?IhavesomethingtosayabouttransrightsinthiscountrythisiiiiismenowsuckingdickandcockAlpha?wevegyatttoyap

Linus

Omg I know exactly the dinner at the standard you’re talking about I went to the one a couple weeks ago my question was “who was your biggest role model of masculinity growing up” and I was like I will kill myself in front of all of you rn how about that

Linus

Also there was one other trans guy there and everyone involved with ~unnamed gay publication~ called him she all night

Dany

Theres dozens of us cocksucking goon listeners from germany!! Keep stroking that cock, or as we like to say, wichs weiter den schwanz 🫶🏼

goooooooooob

Chappel Roan Stans are an absolute nightmare when met with even a whiff of legitimate criticism. DNE I’ll take Swifties sitting in crying circles listening to a 5.5/10 double album than the things I’ve been called by CR fans

Isak

if you look under her boyfriend's door you may see a possum

Glen

I’m obsessed with the bad trans dinner gossip!!

David B

I will cum to the description cock unleashed

Tati Beauty Puff

LISTENER IN GERMANY RIGHT HERE BTW 😊🫶💗

Leil Houndes

I thought this was a dawson’s creeks rewatch podcast 😡😡

gay sully

Thank GOD just got my cocktina out

Christ

i got my knfw shirt this week and mopped up months worth of waterloo jizz

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Davey Wavey🙈

Parker

thank u ❤️❤️❤️

Grady

Exactly Jacob Groenendyk

Grady

Missing Theda in Munich by 2days :( lemme kill myself

Thomas

Great ep as always and an odd request: does anyone remember which ep had the discussion about Tony Bennett painting Gaga naked? I've listened to a lot of the old eps but can't find it, did I imagine it?

iarbas

Aja Steely Dan the most deserving Pitchfork 10/10

Thomas

Thank you so much!

Lowen

i love that i can hear this so richly in my head, a shared brainrot is so fun to have <3

Coffin Flop

Thank you for being nice to the possum. 🥺❤️

Rory McKay

Delete the app and if you have to use it use it on a computer. If you have an iPhone you can use screenzen which is free.

Rory McKay

But my way of thinking is using it is directly giving Elon money and he’s so yuk.

Rory McKay

Happy for more sound effects. Does anyone know where “thanks a lot bitch” comes from?

Roople

Let me your pussy (possum) please Macy!

Nils

Die Übersetzung kommt irgendwie nochmal böser💀

Josh H.

Tanning by the pool, cold cocktail, hot cockfront, all cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon...listening to 106.9 KNFW and Club Ellen Epstein Island 😎

hoskuld compulsories

dang im not on twitter did i miss something who was heckling yall thats so dumb

andy

I would really love to see this possum

Ian (age withheld)

This comment section has been just like an all-trans dinner organised by all-gay men. We make the drag race fandom look good

Sia Furler

Macy I will ride for you at dawn against the clown lady’s forces. I am Titanium… I’m unstoppable today…

Roople

Genuinely a very important distinction^^

Quinn

Let’s see what’s on the slab 👄

miley_virus

Is Macy performing in Miami? I only heard the Provincetown dates.

miley_virus

I can’t find any other info about it online

Luncheroni

I could not have predicted the CCP or Steely Dan mentions. As always, thanks a lot bitch. ❤️

Salman

Please god, someone tell me where I can find the full version of this “What Was I Made For” remix.

Fran Lebowitz

Club Island formerly Epstein Island

Sam Asimos

I’m going to go get pregnant right now

Zach Defense

I was in the woods in beautiful coastal Oregon this weekend, blessedly free of all pop music good or bad, and had a squirrel scream at me threateningly from a tree. It was a sound I have never heard a creature make before ,and I was deeply concerned it was going to come for me in the night. I hope your little possum friend doesn't start screaming at you!

Grapeskitlls

The discussion around Catherine Breillat and anal being a theme reminds me of Cooper Raif’s penchant towards showing used condoms in his movies. Not sure what to make of it.

Ciara

wait what’s the name of the pussy movie, asking for a friend

caitlin gender

I wore my knfw shirt to pride and got pregnant just like candy darling

freezy515

All I care about is LDR but I keep this to myself and instead express kindness and humor. Do I win points mother?

eln

rocco siffredi so sex

Liam Canney

the intro for club island should be desert island by the magnetic fields

Lauren Ipsum

Thank you for the brilliant final segment about the millenial conflict avoidance rooted in WASP heritage

David Anderson

mesdames et mesieurs - bonne vacances!

mado

Hey 19 by steely Dan was one of the few things that would calm my dog when we had a raccoon living inside our walls for a summer and he would bark and scratch the walls 24/7 :')

Alex Glendening

The compression on hey nineteen is so crisp and exquisite

Grady

En fin!

Hunty

Description: Steely Dan, Charli XCX, Macy deactivating Twitter, Macy DJing a straight event, generations and music, bananas foster, airconditioners, Presidential debate, trans dinner disaster at The Standard, Fran Lebowitz, possum, Dr Bowel, Anatomy of Hell, Brokeback Mountain, Jennifer Aniston gay bar, millennial in New York(horrible description)

brucey

if i could make a request: more "gay man you're a gay man... gay WOman." everytime i here it, i am filled with the Holy Spirit

EJ

Your profile pic gif is everything Ms. Hannigan

Braxton Palmer

there's a gay bar in salt lake city called MILK that i'd like to add to the list of terrible names

Enya

Me: “And that’s why Ch**** X** is the downfall of society” My dad going 127 down the highway with a seventh beer in his hand: “that’s so Julia bud”

Claudia

Sydney had 'The Slip Inn' nightclub

JSegovia459

Is the description still on its way?