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"Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx"

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KNFW...Court Jesters

Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

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Sloane

keep lighting that sconce… from the chandeluhhh… from the chandeluhhhhh 😌

Terry Gross

We cum to this place for COCK. We come to nymphowars to stroke, to goon, to bate. Because we need that, all of us. That indescribable feeling you get when the intro begins to play. And we go somewhere we’ve never been before. Not just entertained but somehow trans, together. Dazzling soundboard clips on a huge silver screen (my phone). Skibidies that I can smell. Somehow piss tastes good in a place like this. Macy and Theda feel like the best part of us, and Ellen feels perfect and powerful. Because here, they are.

Grady

Woke up today and found that I have crabs! Happy fourth everyone! Kisses 💋 🦀🥰

Terry Gross

You won’t know when. And you won’t know where. But one day. I will come for you. And I will pop you just like I did that cunt Madonna. Be ready bitch. Cause terry is hangry and we’re all out of soup

Richard Berquist

90s Kathy is gonna love Julia Roberts’ new single! ☕️

David B

Power move tbh 🦀🦀🦀

David B

Furiously stroking my big clit i broke the sound barrier help

caitlin gender

i wanna sing lisa lampanelli in the club i wanna write folk songs about court jesters in the club julia roberts folk grunge in the club in the cardboard club club club in the clubbbbb

Grady

Got them from a guy in Ireland 😔

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

Looking forward to the season finale 🇺🇸

Fran Lebowitz

Ha. I would never run out of soup. I can’t reach it.

Mac

werk

Luc

We are mere months away from the end of Matthew McConaughey’s legendary six-year residency at Joe’s Pub in Amarillo Texas…. will the gals be commemorating this momentous occasion

Alex G

Hoping we get a cage match for the ages in the finale, ill be edging until then

Luke

lol my friend got crabs in Spain, European gays better drown their pubes in Crisco to suffocate those lice mama!

Grady

The way it was from a cishet man :(

Alex G

Wait omg, can you guys tell me ur favorite episode to revisit? I wanna listen to the podclassics over the break. (Mine is KNFW RPX)

Mrskeltal

Time to break the lightspeed barrier baby

Coffin Flop

I love learning! I love Kaydd! 💖

Elizabeth

It is Cancer season after all.

Grady

For me it’s Good Boy

Quinn

KNFW After Hours…Madonna’s Last Supper, Plenty O Fish, and I second All Tec’d Up at the Meat Rack

Luc

Writer’s Room from the OG Nymphowars, Big Joe’s Bakery from KNFW

EJ

Double Massage gets me every time

David B

on behalf of Irish men I apologise for this cretin not retaining the crabs.

Grady

Thank you Tranny Shiko David 🙏

goooooooooob

What is the source audio for “lemme kill myself”

Jorge Martin

The Bon Appetit episode is my all time favorite, it's perfection

Aaron

“Don’t worry I just block it out and think of a dilda”

David B

Live from Victoria's secret fashion show episode is 🎯

kasha davis

Lol 90s Kathy needs to make a comeback (if the time portal is still open, of course)

Kylee Kemlage

its always gotta be kill drag race for me

Kylee Kemlage

its a perfect distillation of the show

Bricky Lake

Opening up the conversation and Sexy beast get me everytime.

Bricky Lake

Also can't say no to you've got a lot of love to give

Tati Westbrook

I went and watched "anatomy of hell" last night and boyyyyyy was it good. What a great meditation on femininity and disgust. Amira Casar is like top tier gorg

Blake R.

MURDER ON THE STUPID BITCH EXPRESS

Brody

Who is the enchanting siren singing Chandelier in the intro?

astrid

Very informative stuff from Cayde ... thanks girls

Caitlin C.

The Vermillion Cusp & A Rendezvous with Bunny. For OG episodes: History of Wars and the Out 100 arc deserve more appreciation.

Caitlin C.

genuine: we need to bring back sheryl crow style listing of everything you’re doing in a day folk pop songs

nymphowarsxxx

Shes from some international version of The Voice or X Factor or something

Richard Berquist

Mrs. and Mrs. Smith is probably my most listened to.