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"Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx "

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KNFW...The Power Of Orange Cock

Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still!

Comments

Kylee Kemlage

at work about to be fired for stroking it

Tati Beauty Puff

I just got out of the shower and I'm meant to ruin my pure clean transsexual body with a regularly scheduled stroke? fine... the lords work ain't easy

Jay jay

That intro is inspired

Pookytee

The Joy Of Pepsi!

Quinn

The long haul trucker radio for the flyover country arthouse is alive and well baby

Derek

This is a genius episode have a lovely break ladies

Don

is this the longest intro ever?

ethan

this is white noise for f words thank you gals

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 See ya on the other side of the LG7 release 🤟 🇺🇸

Kylee Kemlage

i can practically hear macy clapping her hands editing this

kasha davis

that intro has got me gooning harder than a 6-hour cock hero session!

Nils

This intro is a masterpiece

caitlin gender

I hope my foot doesn't get stuck in this intro

Luke

19 minutes in, tears streaming

John

you're kidding 🙏💜

momrom

This little pill in my hand /that keeps the cocks out

Mac

The Gooned Out Poets Department

Terry Gross

“Thank you Theda and Macy” we all say in unison, cocks in hand, 27 minutes deep into a random assortment of sound bites

Don

this was at the 9 minute mark...

Pe er

I have foot Greg, can you ass me?

Connor

holy shit

Riley Kay

I've never been more happy to pay for the Patreon than hearing this main feed ep

Fran Lebowitz

Louis CK groped me to completion and then smoked a cig during the length of this intro

Beth Jerky

I’m about to shove this Dadaist megamix so far up my ass that it can kiss my heart

Sia Furler

Is the intro from funny games😭

Christ

sucking clips and (tik)toks

EJ

The gals served up a box of Oops! All Intro-o’s this week and it was delicious. Cackled when the normal Reba announcement came on 31 min in

Sia Furler

This is like listening to Datura on acid

Terry Gross

This is not me folks!! Don’t like!!! This is imposter terry!!

Kieran

There was a moment that I thought the whole rest of the episode would be foot in your ass clips lmao

F@ggot

My favorite part was when the green and pink ones wiped out their cocks and pissed on Ann Dowd’s big juicy naturals

Dibi

I’m still on the intro!!

A

why haven’t either of you gone this direction in your solo music

Fran Lebowitz

Let’s see whose teeth nibble more, bitch

Napoleon V

lol I had the crappiest 15 hr day at work and got fully bamboozled on the 1 hr drive back 😩 I think I transcended. Marina Abramovic could never give me an experience like that

Napoleon V

I had to pull over and stroke it

Caitlin C.

put my foot in my own ass as i ascended through this tour de force. case in point for why the main eps take more time/energy… they are Art. you deserve a good break to recharge.

Caitlin C.

yes i would buy a real CD of this

Elizabeth

This is how I imagine gooning feels.

gay sully

And I was okay with that!!!

David B

Macy do you do these intros??Marry me 🚑‼️

Rhonda Cardigan

Feel like I’m being edged by Laurie Anderson

Elle Paxton

As a person who unironically really loves the movie Something’s Gotta Give, I think this episode was fucking great

Conor Behan

Genius tbh. I’ve been weirdly obsessed with that Jlo remix the last couple weeks so it tickled me to hear it for a split second (and that clip of vintage Michelle visage lmaooo)

Luiza

I did realize that the intros were getting longer. This was bound to happen.

Dibi

They’ve… turned the comment section on the Patreon into radio 😮

Grant W

KNFW: Oops! All Intro! (Give Macy and Theda a Pulitzer Prize.)

Noah

tori voice: undooer ma petticoooet

Eddie Garland

I knew this day would come and it did not disappoint

freezy515

This intro????? Where are all the awards!?!?!

Antoni

started scooping out my bowl on break in direct view of my coworkers, this was a thing of beauty

Antoni

also the young frankenstein clips brought me right back to being an annoying 12 yo obsessed w/ that movie, u ladies r keeping the lil freak inside me alive godbless

David B

Scoop baby scoop

freezy515

Omg I commented this after the egg bit and now I’m finished and literally am snail trailing all around work thanks ladies

kasha davis

Same. I remember being so impressed by the scale of the movie when I was young lol. It's a big-budget epic romcom that doesn't exist anymore.

Kylee Kemlage

this episode made me feel like i had a foot up my ass

Richard Berquist

This was incredible. It almost felt like a surreal, Marlo’s Dream-style journey.

,

What in the intro…

hi

Could there be a special tier for access to these types of mixes every month? Or however often you’d like to release them?

Joy

i lost it at the prolonged KNFW sound off 😂😂😂

Paul

all intro…all the time! **ecstatic moaning**

AM

We are no longer stroking our cocks. Our cocks, are stroking us.....

Tati Beauty Puff

remember when Theda said that unintelligible lyrics are meant to drive schizophrenic people into su1cide well that's how I feel about this episode.

John

queening out in my KNFW shirt listening to this masterpiece

Equus Quagga

I need to know where that rap/affirmation those two girls were doing

Maisie

This was a K -hole

Wesley

this was a work of art

Harley

[in the style of Sky Ferreira’s “24 hours”] I wish these 40 minutes would never end

Equus Quagga

“DO the impression who- of the guy who played Dr. Frankenstein”

Aaron

this song absolutely brings it

Joe B

The Baby Jane clip killed me 😭

Dibi

Orange is the New Cock

shit ass

we absolutely don’t deserve the two of you. genius work. that being said i have two requests: 1. id like a competition ep that’s just all the intros. 2. i’d like a soundscape fantasy ep like this of just walking down the street. walking into bodega. overhearing convos etc. there’s a bit like that in here and it’s sooooo good. i want a whole 40 minutes of it please. ily thank u thank u.

C

i can't express how helpful this was during a trying week

Dallas King

listening to this on my 4am walk (still slightly drunk) to work was just incredible, relistening rn.