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MERCH VOTE

  • Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express 205
  • Club Ellen 392
  • Both 182
  • 2025-11-25
  • 779 votes
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OK! We are getting dangerously close to a merch drop but I'm wondering: What should we do for a shirt? Do you like Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express? Club Ellen? Both? If one doesn't get chosen we'll do the design for something else like a sticker, so BE HONEST! This is for a SHIRT

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goooooooooob

Ellen’s dead eyes are hypnotic

Derek

Please please do a Megan and Tessa shirt I’ll pay upwards of 7 loads

Tom from MySpace

Why did I think the Club Ellen design was a nod to Nip Tuck

Jorts dad

Bring back the soundboard shirt!!

bailey

seconding this!!

Adam

flyover country chamber of commerce

James D

Love these!!!!!! Who’s the man in the club Ellen design??

James D

I think they’re the girls from “Legend has it”?

Cole

It’s Michael Douglas from Basic Instinct

James D

Ohhhh!! Thank you! I kinda thought it looked like Joaquin Phoenix

Andi

Clocky Jeffree is fucking me up 😭

Max Jaworski

STICKERS!! I would buy so many stickers. Soundboard tee would also rock as a sticker

Antoni

i need the club ellen shirt sooooooo bad

riiian

Both are so good both are soooooo good plwase do a limited run of the one that loses if one does... love from tropical belfast

D

I neeeeed the Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express as a poster to frame in my house

roboboy

Shakespeare: “what is hamlet?”

Caitlin C.

i don’t think i’d wear either but the club Ellen shirt is so funny

Derek

The “Legend Has It” girls with the horny Dakota Johnson soundboard

Pat

¿Por qué no ambas camisetas?

grant brown

I laughed out loud at the orient express one

sop

yes actually this !!!!

Wax Ellen

🎶 I was goin on a sex drive. He was turnin' me to the left, and then he put on the brakes. Sex drive, sex drivee🎶

Grady

Thisssss plseaseeee

Grady

They were yalls alter egos I think. Or a rival pod.

May

tati’s nose omg

Sam Williams

Boss won’t let us wear t shirts with swear words during a haul

Grady

Murder on the stupid bitch express would make such a good poster

Bawb K

I fall asleep to Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express almost every night, please do both!

Maxx

Would it be possible to make a MOTSBE poster??

Kate

Alt concept for Murder: Theda eating a grilled cheese

Danny Shakar

Will there be international shipping?

Rachel Muir

all of you not choosing murder on the stupid bitch express are stupid bitches. that is seminal nymphowars text right there

Josh H.

Bubble-gum jellybean flavored assholes

Mikey D

For a Shirt, I like Club Ellen better. Would totally get the Murder one as a sticker

Christ

CLUB ELLEN IN BLACK PLEASE ✿♥‿♥✿

Thomas

Stunning! Love them both but voted Ellen! If there is any chance there could ever be a cap merch drop again I would be so grateful but will obvs keep supporting y’all with whatever crazy shit yall come up with! Kisses mwah mwah

Hayley

I also voted Club Ellen but love both and agree Stupid Bitch would make an amazing poster!! ! !!

Beth Jerky

ok yes/but ellen would never have fingernails that long. I'd buy a sticker of MOTSBE

freezy515

Are you guys writers in the rupaul train movie that was announced???

kasha davis

I would love for Ellen to catch wind of Club Ellen. She needs to be humbled.

Tati Westbrook

I luv Caesar dressing on ma shrimpppppp

Ames

I voted for club ellen then immediately regretted not voting both. Regardless of if it's on a shirt, a poster, or a sticker, I do love the stupid bitch express design and would buy it!

Jyri

Please ship from Spain as well so that we EU strokers can get ours! 🍆

Max

Love both but could the designs be smaller on the tee? From a fag who tucks his tees