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CLUB SWEEP - 7 DECEMBER, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-07 05:24:18
Edited:
2025-12-07 05:24:38
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2026-06

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Content

Shark Tank / Beckinsale Egg / Millie Bon Bon / T4T Film of the week / Rachel Reid author of "Heated Rivalry" and a new series "CLEAN SWEEP" / Amy Poehler T-Girl / Old Man Cock / Cyprus / Should I do porn? / A call from Hamnet's Mom, and MUCH MORE!!!

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Luke

Sibling Heated Rivalry!

Austin

get your broom and dustpans out

Javi

Anatomy of a Self-Suck (2025)

Storm

Getting my caulk out! Ready to seal some gaps!!!

EJ

Fuck me raw. Fuck me raw. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me raw

Andi

Get your old man cock out!!!

maooaf

Im so scared to start listening as a gay hockey show gooner

Lux Stellarum

Tapping those links like I'm tapping that bowl

Leil Houndes

theda did you see david chang create the wedgebuster 3.0?

May

stuck in a week-long panic attack and i think this ep will save me 🙏🏻

DMT Cart

The stank pussy bitches are at it again can I get an amen?

Garrett Mabel

Sweep me off my feet? More like skeet me off my cock.... Someone help me get this broom out of my anus.

serafina

Honestly onlyfans has had me by a chokehold for years and it is really corny and unsatisfying :/

Josh H.

Let's get it started in queer!

sue

Im so grateful this existd

Derek

Beyonce to make a Heated Rivalry version of Heated with XXX rated lyrics

Steven Winkelman

I had a similar turn to an artist’s catalogue post-cancellation. For me it was Buffy Sainte-Marie

Josh H.

Kate Beckinsale ovipositor son porn was NOT on my Bingo card this week....

Luc

Get your eggs out……and crack them into your bowls

Grady

Fuck is back and bigger than ever.

Toby

Stroking my cock to the sound affects today ladies

Jake

I swear yall did an episode on the main feed as old women and a separate one as old men?? Oh helloooo

Noah

do you think that a bowel is for kissing, or for poop to be in ?

Noah

joey soloway mention made me laugh so hard i pushed the broom right out of my anus

Dave

Thanks ladies for the Sunday cum 😚

David

I moved to Paris this past month and started to regularly walk past the restaurant where they filmed for Something's Gotta Give, which I found out because they have a huge french poster of the movie in the window

Sia Furler

Kate Beckinsale went to my neighbour college at Oxford which is known for being super rich and tory and also dropped out of a language degree btw, I’ve met a thousand girls like her and I’m unfortunately always charmed - Sia

Harley

TSPG69 was my second-most-played song… my top song was Fat Juicy & Wet

Sia Furler

Millie Bonnie Blue Bon Jovi Brown

Russalka

There is really nothing more to suck—except dick. But since dick is difficult to handle, one must take refuge in self.

Dave

Do they teach egg laying there

Sia Furler

Only if you can successfully make a truth telling pie (without help from Beth or Marlene) in your first 3 attempts.

Harley

I also used to do fisting porn on justforfans and twitter. Theda’s absolutely correct, I felt obligated to share my gifts with the world.

Thomas Gill

i relieve my discourse-induced stress with a piping hot bowl of spiders

Sia Furler

To the OF caller: Sorry to be hideously sincere in the chat, but a pornstar heavily encouraging you over time to make only fans, likely so you can feature in theirs and they get more use out of you isn’t *not* sex trafficking. I have a few dear friends who were all encouraged by lovers or boyfriends to start posting stuff on their and now they feel like they can’t get out. Just know you always have other options and never do something you’re not 100% comfortable with.

Luke

I relapsed on self suck ever since that one ep

reagan

I too have fallen down the Fantano hole once or twice and it’s always a surreal experience

Sean Mullins

This might be so beside the point but the album is wonderful Macy and I will single handedly bring 4 boys, 500 guitars, to a millions listens

Roople

2 boys, 1 viagra

caitlin gender

i just finished the ep and STARTED it all over again

Caitlin C.

i read the heated rivalry book (research on Canadian yaoi) and not only is it free of smells storywise, the writing itself is completely odorless. bland sentence after bland sentence. often repeating.

Caitlin C.

I’m a longtime fanfiction reader (no surprise there, i am the type) but fanfiction online is often very weird and bad but NOT bland. no poop smells but still many weird smells. not good but they are just wilding out. and it’s free / done for the love of the game. but the stuff that makes it to published romance is fully sanitized for maximum consumption. AND they don’t ever bother to improve the writing.

Terry Gross

We need to have a serious conversation in this community about the fetishization of black bowls :/

Caitlin C.

The author’s note for heated rivalry mentioned she read sections of the book out loud to her husband and frankly if I were him, i would have shot myself.

Caitlin C.

sorry I can’t share these thoughts anywhere else because we have to support other women

Quinn

This episode abso lutely brings it

Grant W

Love and Friendship mentioned (((air horn noises))))

Nickerbockers

I missed sucking and fucking every day of your fucking week woman

Hunty

Hamnet's mom has got it goin' on

Henry

Oh….hello

Roople

Sorry but I love the vomit sound effect so much

Noah

and that little girl ? that little girl was hamnet’s mom.

Javi

I haêve pláced a gläss êgg, [Inside] us floating! An oval ovûle!

hugomac

TSPG69 was on my top YouTube twice! #1 song and #4 video.

gay sully

Get your ham nets out!!!!!

gay sully

Thank you for including the James Charles sound effect in this apt comment

Wax Ellen

Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink. There's fish in sea and fowl in air, and hair in my sink. Food in fridge, ice in freezer, restaurant down road. There is pavement on the streets, And there are noodles on the stove.

Javi

Clean sweep! You gettin' mopped, hoe!

Elizabeth Highschool

I think the Stranger Things cast now needs to star in a scene-for-scene Friends recreation

Jo

Once again cracking into a new ep in King’s Cross station surrounded by Harry Potter bullshit and it feels so good

Jo

If you know what I mean

tony germanotta

one of my friends got 84 years old (kiss my pussy)

Lloyd

Theda’s Heated Rivalry is about two rock climbers who use liquid chalk as lube

Jo

Thai flavours - yummy

Noah

Mac, call me

Jo KS

Hamnet’s mom was called Anne Hathaway, it Came true! Cum!

Jo

Just came here to say this!!!

bitty

Kate beckinsale for sure takes young men’s virginity for sport. She whack as they come

Megan M. Metzger

Bel Biv Devoe is from the 90s! 3 dudes. None of them were Bobby Brown but they were in New Edition with him, so he spiritually is in BBD kinda. Millie Bobbi Bongiovi rolls off the tongue way better than Millie Bonnie but it’s not my life, to paraphrase her father in-law Bonjovi Jon Bongiovi

Grady

I called back with the full Cyprus story for yall to listen to next week!

Go-Go “Juice”

Thank you for “laying” this “egg-pisode”

Log

This is logan, the old man lover… I will update you on any eventful escapades. Also, Theda, I’m the same way. I cant handle keeping up friendships. I just want to wander around aimlessly. Thanks for answering, love you two!

Bricky Lake

My top 2 songs of 2025: 1. Abracadabra (feels false) 2. Responsitrannity (correct)

Roople

The egg laying boyfriend thing is either an attempt at some absurd joke to try and stay relevant or a genuine psychotic break

Russalka

Generation Y? Generation whY not have more SEX?🍑🍆

David B

And I thought to myself, who would put their face in a butt?

David B

Get your Davids out.

Drache Mitch

SCALD is AMAZING. I’ve been listening to it going back and forth to work.

Josh H.

She deposits eggs into them like a seahorse, or a wasp

Matthew

Get your wallets out it’s time to tribute

grant brown

OnlyFans referrers get 5% of referees’ earnings for the first year so a lot of them are always trying to recruit people

serwin

ERIWN IN YEMEN WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN ON MY WATCH ‼️

Antoni

i feel so seen by this bc my listening age was 74 and my top songs are all ILLIT… they decided my enjoyment of stevie wonder on summer evenings massively outweighs the kilos of kpop cocaine i snort to get through every single day

Tuesday

Missed opportunity to bring back “ride that dick like youre laying eggs”

Antoni

curling yaoi drama with an hbo budget would have my bowl BLACK and BLUE from how hard i’d be scooping it

ethan

top 4% nymphowars listener and top 0.006% joni mitchell listener yeah i’m getting a nightcap at club grandma

Roople

The old men can be your new friends!

DMT Cart

Where the faggot pussy at? Where the braggot pussy at? Where he tear that bussy up? Bob Saget pussy at?

gay sully

Appreciate you clearing that up

gay sully

I have my six lgbt podcasters from whom I gauge whether or not to watch any media: Theda almost always hates everything but if she likes something it’s phenomenally good Macy usually likes things that are entertaining and hates things I also hate; but has a little more tolerance than Theda Trixie has the worst taste, never trust anything she likes Katya basically likes what gay twitter likes but is a little more dicserning And Matt and Bowen love everything (derogatory)

Elizabeth Highschool

If I had to guess, that caller went to Kevin Spacey’s cabaret show, which is a one-man performance of Anything Goes that takes 9 days to complete

Dibi

Nepal mentioned 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

Dibi

Will never forget the Sia song that began “Noah . . . You really schnapped”

Isak

I hear your points and agree, but I still want to have sex with Anthony Fantano

Alan McKelton

This was such a great episode. I'm at work dying.

Hayley

lil simsie gay off that tequila

Kylee Kemlage

i was so ashamed lady gaga was my top artist. mayhem sent me back to the welcoming arms of artpop. macy rodman was my #4 artist and scald was my #2 album

Pavle

going to hazard a guess that Raspberry is a big fan of Heated Rivalry

DMT Cart

He wants this shitty little kitty cat Your man he wants to fuck it up but he ain’t into scat Fuck it up take it to the edge Your man, he wants to clean it out It smells like lemon pledge

Henry

Omg I always had a feeling that it was a Mary-Kay MLM ass model.

Kylee Kemlage

barfly talk made me even happier i found a chinese tea shop by me that functions like a bar for nondrinking offline people by nature of what it is. chatting with random ppl over free tea around a little table. its magical

drueeee

looked up rachel reid out of curiosity and to my surprise she lives in my province. lmk if you need an on the ground reporter in Nova Scotia

Tati Beauty Puff

the fucking and sucking needs to be put to an END💋💦

M

And now my hand smells like the pole 🎶 💈

ethan

Suddenly the barfly is me

Nicole Wigman

Hi everyone! Just wanted to share that I am currently sinking beers in the dog park next to the stadium where Mother Monster is performing Mayhem tour with my other little monsters who could not be fucked to buy tickets. We’ve got our blades of grass out ❤️

Dibi

Rachel Ray, flip it around Donald Duck

Giovanni A

"you are like the lebron james of TV"

Lowen

macy found the perfect way to make a scam email sound natural, I'm sending my money over stat

Luke

For more Amy Pohler coverage, in the new Haley Williams ep she “sings” the All I Wanted high note section, and I cannot get the image of her smushing her face and singing it out of my head

Lowen

Mother Monster....MM... flip it around, Wild (ol') Woman

Megan M. Metzger

I don’t have spotify but I do have tidal and there I am the 25th biggest fan of SSION 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

Bricka Tuna

The things that linger: Jake Cruise

Maxx

😅

Pete Sweenis

any whitexican fans in the club

jugsdotgov

Ok we went home and watched an episode of heated rivalry last night and the funniest part is that all the Russian is google translated and the guy who plays the Russian is fully just from Texas and learned for the show

jugsdotgov

I watched it expecting it to be like a skinemax version of a hallmark Christmas movie, but it was somehow flatter than those in every way. I did like the part where one of the leads said his favorite thing is looking at videos of unlikely animal friendships “like a baby and a snake” and when his mom said(of the titular rival) “you know what, fuck him. Fuck him right up the butt!”

Lloyd

The first few listens of that episode I thought that it was an elaborate ruse and Macy was just doing another character

Luke

Whenever I like a thing y’all hate I feel stupid lol but I like heated rivalry 😭 it’s a hot and stupid romance, not super elevated for sure but that’s not necessary all the time

Dibi

I’m a t girl

Dibi

Raymond from South Africa and Erwin in Yemen Make It to the Big Dubai Conference

DMT Cart

I think we need to dedicate this one to the bricks. To all the faggots with the dicks. We salute you.

Kylee Kemlage

i call my (trans) gf Burger Girl when they eat burgers and one day i accidentally said "oooo Tea Girl" when they were making a big mug of tea and a look of confused disgust flashed across her face for just a moment

Pete Sweenis

To this day I am not sure if Tracy is real but she lives within us all I think

Claire Simon

Whats the song at 23:47 I haven’t heard it since I was in a forever 21 in 2009

Christ

has there been an update on shipping of SCALD records?

Benji

Just sending some LOVE, Ladies! ☮️❤️🎅🏿

Benji

I also love when Theda says she’s mentioned this or that on the broadcast before, but she really hasn’t. I think it’s a mind game. No? ☮️❤️

roboboy

ITS GONNA BE A HOT ONE THIS YEAR

Bradley

Keep Introducing that Broker!

David B

Powder thine cocks. Xxx

Grady

She is there’s a video

Giovanni A

relistening because i just need a hit of your love club

Robin Rose Quartz

The clip from who framed Roger rabbit took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pavle

it's Kylie Minogue - Wow

Claire Simon

Thank you so much I love you