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CLUB HOLIDAY XTRAVAGANZA!!!! - 21 DECEMBER, 2025 (Patreon)

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2025-12-21 21:51:14
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2026-06

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IT'S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE!!! Theda had a minor surgery but is healing beautifully. In her stead we have some lovely guests, gal! We're joined by one of the hosts of Sloppy Seconds, MEATBALL; Innovative playwright and hot author on the scene, MAYA MARTINEZ; and the Straight Culture Scientist with the comedy special of the year, GEORGE CIVERIS!!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS and we'll see you next week for a happy happy new year send off!

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Echosspot

Piss Piss Piss, red wine and chips 🫵🏽🤭

Tati Beauty Puff

I had a huge fight with my parents and been in my bed just sobbing it to tori aramiah so thanks for this christmas blessing ladies mwah

Benji

My day off, simmering homemade tomato sauce and awaiting this drop! Merry Holidays, Everyone! ☮️❤️

momrom

Getting my pods out, metaphorically of course.

Benji

Theda! Hernia surgery is no joke! Someone told me long ago to take Stool Softener, because it will help you poop for the next week following surgery. DO IT! I’m absolutely serious! DO IT! You are welcome. Merry Holidays, Ladies! I love you! ☮️❤️

Benji

I’ve had 3 hernia surgeries, so yes I’m trained. 🎅🏿

Benji

Allison Roman is a BUTCHER! Of the UPSPEAK! I have grown to despise her. Also, they tell you to wait for surgery until it’s really bad, but so glad you got it done! Do not lift anything for at least two or three months! For real. ☮️❤️

Javi

A shaky big cock, it's your hand shaking, not the cock

BigGayJack

Theda I’m 3 minutes in and so mad at your asshole surgeon - what a terrible thing to say!!! Sending you healing vibes babe xoxo

Isak

Hernia or himnia??

Josh H.

Post-op bedside manner = eating out in NYC.

Your FFriend Cunt Boy

Love you SO SO much Theda best of luck on your recovery, I hope it is a speedy one, take all the pain meds you need everyone judged me too during my last surgery too and fuck them cause fuck being in pain!! Love you dears so so much cant wait to hear MEATBALL AHHHH❤️❤️❤️

Benji

Listening further and this was my experience years ago! Cis gay man here, but yes! Woke up angry and paranoid with the surgeon in my face. STOOL SOFTENER, GURRL! ☮️❤️

Kylee Kemlage

on the topic of moms being weird about their sons getting "buggered" my ex-hippie mom was psychically damaged when she learned my straight cis sister liked anal. she reacted like she said she was into being run over by a car

Zero Point

Let’s go girls 💃🏼

Josh H.

"Gay sex is fine😇, NO ANAL BUGGERY👹!!!" meanwhile they're suckin toes and eating frozen cum lozenges

Josh H.

Honey run me down, beep beep.

Josh H.

Prissy kwismuss Theda & Macy 💋🎄

Scott

I’m gonna go home to take my reindeer out to go poop

Ray

HUGE!!!! Best guests ever

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

“Get your cocks out!!” — Theda on the operating table❤️💚 feel better, Theda, and happy holidays to our gals and all you fucking beautiful freakz

May

i hope you feel better omg. callous medical personnel immediately make me feel like garbage and i’ve become super avoidant of healthcare

BigGayJack

Oh my god not the old call! (RIP HUCK) but yeah - I was given the nickname in college. There were a lot of jacks and I was the big gay one. I decided to own it xoxo

BigGayJack

But it’s truly an honor of a lifetime to be shaded by meatball xoxo

Pavle

Stephen Fry is a greeced up freak

Kylee Kemlage

GET WELL SOON THEDA!!! if black licorice isnt dangerous for ur recovery i hope u can have it to ur hearts content

Veronica Piper

i need a meatball episode w theta and macy really bad now

Benji

I don’t exactly know what that means, but I think it’s kinda fabulous, so Brava, Darling!

Benji

Nope….i got it upon further reading. Ha! 🐷☮️☮️

Carmen Laurent

Macy, there is excellent hiking in Japan!! Many of the temples and shrines are basically hiking trails. Most hiking trails have wooden panels or some amount of paving.

Connor

Themnia 😌🙏

Connor

There’s an old pre2020 episode of Sloppy Seconds with T&M that’s really good

EJ

I do hope you mean…muntendrop

Kylee Kemlage

of course apologies for my american jumping out

Russalka

I've looked at trans from both sides now

Dibi

My muntendrop is all that/ whole grain, low fat

Synorchism

dont spoil "whos she hangin with" for theda

C

george <3

Amy Cakes

My surgeon turned on me immediately when I told him I didn't want nipples, he said "but they're my specialty"

Bonnie Blue

When I got my surgery after my Thousand™️to tighten up my big front hole, the surgeon kissed me on the lips and I had a big fat Suck on his Cock!!!!

Nathan

Might be an old pull, but Sixpence None the Richer sang Kiss Me at tiny desk (of all places), so at least we know she's alive.

synthesis

that conversation about being alone all the time is so true, having a boyfriend for the first time made me realize oh woah I talk to myself loudly a lot and talk about fictional relationships like they are my children and cry at the drop of a hat a lot like damn I am insane

Antoni

thank you for the voice compliments macy and meatball, i will be grabbing my “gender is ova” trans flag jersey and become a person who has sex again in 2026 if it kills me

Lexi

Lol at meatball advocating for Tyra by requesting life size 2 ... when it exists and came out several years ago

Asexual Whore

gonna fuck a fisheries biologist to this ep 🫶

David B

It's 4:32 am here and I just tucking my bowl into sleep. Kiss my pussy xxx

kasha davis

Love meatball ❤️❤️

Jo

I have to have some surgery (nothing glamorous, actually something very un glam) in Jan so as a first timer I now feel adequately prepared and emotionally braced, thank you

Pavle

also - speedy recovery Theda! I had hernia surgery last year and the soundtrack of my recovery was CLUB ELLEN

Drew

Get your hernias out…it’s time to recover

M

How did ma learn this info?

Pe er

Theda’s impressions have really improved!

Kylee Kemlage

sister mentioned it in passing talking abt dating. progressive-ish lib parents talk frankly abt sex but have hard limits on what is acceptable. boomer trauma from having gay friends in the 90s means butt stuff and bi people are dangerous

Henry

George’s special is so fab!

Julia

Clocked Hunter Schafer in the game immediately. She’s always talking about some art. Our Pabla Picassa

Julia

Also as soon as Maya started talking about sinkholes, I knew she was from Florida

Ian (age withheld)

First the octopus, now the hernia. It's time to stop going to Portugal, it's just not for you Theda

Lloyd

Put your pussy up and get your cock out!

Ray

the sniffies ep is sending me

dylan

♥️ george

Grug

I resonate with 'the one second everything day'

John Riggi

Will there be a staff party and bonuses for the interns???

Tati Beauty Puff

did you know you're the best show in the entire world

Gabriel

i love all the people who have certain user names and corresponding verbiage that is solely related to this show because im assuming its the one thing they subscribe to on patreon- and the correct one of course. love and light to all bowl tappers <3

synthesis

Happy Holidays everyone! Hark, the cunty angels slay!!

Nathan Lewicki

Can someone remind me the origin story of “that’s a great story that I never knew!”? It kills me every time

serafina

I know it's Michelle Visage talking in that clip but idk the context lol

DMT Cart

Where the faggot pussy at? Where he tear that pussy up? Bob Saget pussy at?

Jakab Bailey

It’s from an episode of ‘What’s the Tee’, Ru and Michelle’s podcast

Liam Flynn

I’ve never resonated more. Maybe do two cat cows, read half a page, walk around the block, vacuum the carpet all in time for a nap