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Breaking news: GLOBES. Oh it's so bad to do a show on saturdays when all the award shows are on sundays. Well, when we all look back years and years from now on this ep, the distance between the globes and the ep...will seem small...infinitesimal. Nobody will be caring. Of course discussed herein is the Hang Hag herself Amy Poehler. We have red carpet analysis from a very special fashion expert. Hamnet's Mom, another globe winner, calls in to tell us about eating dirt and how pee heals cuts. And we have some calls about getting a job at Killer Merch, Marina and the Diamonds, and what is a good music video. All that and much more. Come into our GLOBE...at the golden globes, with club globe.

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John

My slicked up globe

Luc

The Jobin Blowbes

Gwen Stefani

This globe is on fiiiiire! ~ like the hunger games!

Josh H.

Huoooohhhh god im clubbing mmmuohhhh 🥴😩

roboboy

been laughing at this for like 4 minutes

Jack

If you look up her shirt you may see two GLOBES

momrom

Oh thank god, finally time for sex

Caitlin C.

my globes are out !!

Javi

Just naired and oiled my globes!

Ryan Koski

I think Fujoshi are women that read gay manga (Boys love, or BL)! The kanji to spell fujoshi is 腐女子, which literally means “rotten woman”, it started as a slur and then they reclaimed the term. Haha I guess that is all googlable, but I’m a Japanese translator and I love the story that term has. Viva la Rotten Women //cue “he looks like a f*ggot” sound byte// ♥️

EJ

What if they were truth telling globes?

synthesis

Hey Tony! oh Tony Ballz Shut up!

Globcast

Oh fuck I'm cumming

Karla Sofía Goonscón

I greased up my golden globe, shoved it up my Amy Poehler and now it’s covered in Cole E. coli!

May

last caller sounded like a bmxer with shaved balls and hairy legs

Mallory

it's garbage if it's not $5K

Caitlin C.

does anyone else remember François Arnaud from when he was Cesare Borgia?

Derek

The Summer My Kitty Turned Shitty

Go-Go “Juice”

We need the eel from that guy’s asshole to call into the show

Jo

My globes are golden, my front is slicked up, my Jonah is shown off, what am I?

David B

The lack of exclamation marks in the description frightens me.

Adam

get your eel outta those globes and STROKE MAMA

uhh umm

Ginger Minj is gonna feature on next weeks Good Hang to proclaim Tony Balls as her unfaithful ex-husband

caitlin gender

globed and gaped in the club in the club in the club club club

Jo

sawn off jonah

Henry

Supa Dupa Fly music video was major. Missy Eliott had incredible music videos. They always felt so avant guarde

Richard Berquist

Celine: “My friend Bryce Dallas; she take me down to Dallas!”

Henry

Amy’s award seems like a big consolation prize LOL Mark Twain prize totally in the rear view mirror at this stage

Isak

Marina may have her diamonds, but she doesn't have the globes

Kurt Fraser

Ladies related to Fujoshi I need your opinion on The Boyfriend the Japanese gay dating show on Netflix where they get 8 men to live together for 2 months

BigGayJack

Having not seen it I assume the twist of Hamnet is that Hamnet’s mom is actually a witch like The VVitch who tries to eat dirt and weeds in the woods, and her son, Hamnet, dies because they won’t let her pee on his cuts.

Woody Allen

Melora Hardin, great in Transparent

Ben R

Anyone got the eel link

Bonnie Blue

Last caller sounds like he has Nurtec induced post-nasal drip

Janet Planet

Keep your belly’s out and your brother boyfriends in

Christ

Lisa Rinna on the Traitors is just another Andy Dick Show skit

Jordyfish

Thedas going full Limbaugh “lets play that clip again”

Debbie Rossclot

Tony is such a sweetie bring em back on please!

LS

Hail SATAN…and HAPPY halloween

Coffin Flop

The Will Smith drop made me choke.

Theo

That Requiem for a Dream scene except it’s an eel

Jo

agree

Josh

Everybody knows it ain't the golden globes unless the dick is hard

Josh H.

Hamnets mum is a right dirty bird, that one. Shes an Essex gaaaaaal and likes her martini full o' dirt

Elizabeth Highschool

I did catch the Tony Balls fashion show at Paris Fashion Week and it was just Ginger Minj in her $5000 dress making a single lap down the runway

Megan M. Metzger

Theda your hatred for Amy warms my cockles 💜

Terry Gross

We have had a string of absolutely banger episodes the past few weeks thank you mommies

covered in scoop

hamnet's mom is one of my favorite nymphowars characters ever

Charlotte Emma Aitchison

Awards season is my favourite time of year in the Nymphowars calendar. Hilarious as always ladies 🤣

Tati Beauty Puff

the eel part almost made me faint out on my walk

Jo

It may interest you to know that, because British people are addicted to misery, there is a place in London called ‘Eel Pie Island’

Jo

Sounds like somewhere Hamnet’s mom would live 🪱

John

The actual name of the designer she is claiming to wear $5,000 worth of is Tony Bowls. Which is kismet

M

And now my hand smells like the Globe!

M

We need to read Hamnet for book club

mimi fox

love how we have firmly been in the "we have to kill amy poehler" arc for months now

sop

tony balls met gala review 2026

Master Stroke

Hail Saint Nick and Merry Christmas!

Amy Cakes

The George Michael Freeek! Music video

shit ass

tony balls sounding a lot like theda’s old landlord that i think was a mouse….

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

Tony Bowls walked so Ginger Minj could… explain herself.

John

Invented CGI

Giovanni A

Tony Balls' gowns are perfectly designed to fit your body from your TOEs to your KNEEs to your BALLs

Libby

I was also obsessed with female eel

Jack

I have globes Greg, could you milk me?

Noah

zo’n

M

Is that Shakespeare talk for ZOHAN?

Sia Furler

The family jewels is so amazing, I actually loved Electra heart and froot but then it went so mental

ethan

haven’t been able to stop thinking about nikki’s aphasia line

Bethany

God that eel bit was the best

Maisie

I’m grateful that I took my first bite of dinner as the eel voicemail began

Kylee Kemlage

i worked with fish for so long the concept of eel porn made me genuinely angry from a husbandry perspective

Kylee Kemlage

ive seen morays snorkeling. theyre great. they just look at you