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SNOW JOBIN - January 25, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-25 21:35:58
Edited:
2026-01-26 02:58:01
Imported:
2026-09

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It's all an illusion...there's too much CONFUSION! Confusion today being: me (Theda) forgot that my social blocker makes it impossible to get onto YouTube on Sundays, so had to record this instead. Mostly just talking about Summer I Turned Pretty, Oscar Nominations, and Marty Supreme....You will not get the dopamine hit of drops and sound effect...merely the lonely voice of life....don't know what to call it — it is no club without Mace!

sorry for the false promise of stream...and also for the false promise of no episode this week...there is an episode...this episode...snow jobin!

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Comments

Javi

GET UP, COCKSUCKERS! We're on the clock!

Tati Beauty Puff

a FALSE ALARM PLOTTWIST? TAAAPPPING MY BOOOWLLLL

John

TIME TO SUCK TIME TO FUCK

Roople

COCK IS OUUUTTTTT YET AGAIN

freezy515

Gets your cocks OUT FOR CLUB CONFUSIONNNNN

Garrett

FUCK MY FUCKING FACE WITH A COCK

Drew

get your shovels out…it’s time to plow

Grady

Psyched for snow Jobin and for Theda Hammel all alone talking to me, Belly Conklin

Grace Randolph

MY COCK IS OUT FROM CHEESECOCK WISCONSIN!!!

roboboy

oh FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Kurt Fraser

Fuck that’s just what I needed here in Minneapolis

Mac

fuck yes thank you

Javi

It's 8PM, do you know where your bowl is?

Josh H.

Thrusting and thrashinggggg

Karla Sofía Goonscón

I love snowbin a jobin that I shouldn’t. what a wonderful feeling!

Equus Quagga

Let’s all post a comment referencing the podcast!! GET YOUR COCKS ON

Pe er

It’s the snow jobin experience yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 💥

Coffin Flop

Theda is my favorite SHOCK JOCK

Joseph

The show must go on dahling!!!

Katya Art

love you Theda. this is just what the doctor ordered

Mac

can’t find the candy garden on sniffies

sam

The Summer I Slicked Up My Front

Jo

Tapping my bowl with my be-ringed finger

uhh umm

I have nipples Zohran. Would you milk me?

Master Stroke

When Macy gets back can we talk about Stephen Colbert’s huge cock!

Evan Pavley

"Not My Cuppa" – I will be saying this all the time.

Glen

When I first saw there was a movie named Hamnet I thought it was a joke or a kid’s movie because it sounded so silly to me and then ppl were like “Hamnet was a real guy!” ummm ok???

Terry Gross

Oh thank god I had just “cocked” ;) the gun inside of my mouth when I heard there was no ep

Djua Leepuh

How do you round up the hogs for pigpen? You catch em with your ham net

Beth Jerky

put some hot soup in your mouth instead

Isak

50 Words for Cock

Paige

Here because i DO care about Theda’s thoughts on Marty Supreme. I’m home

Terry Gross

The stove……is too high…….

Selma Kayak

Get your titans out, it’s time to remember

Nickerbockers

I love me some theda rain minute

riiian

Loved chilling out w Thedaaaa ❤️ im all stroked out 😸

Caitlin C.

I enjoyed the To All The Boys I Loved Before movie on Netflix, but I never tried The Summer I Turned Pretty… because i never turned pretty so I thought it would anger me.

Storm

The best of theda's commentary comes when she feels she's being annoying

M

You know me better than I know myself

Beth Jerky

the thin taught transparent stretched skin of my bowl has been scooped into hollowness. i love your film critiques.

Terry Gross

Penciling him in for my next show immediately….,,,

Caitlin C.

I agree that people didn’t actually like One Battle After Another (I didn’t see it, idk, I might try tonight, it’s not an old japanese movie so it’s not really part of my “film world”), but I think you’re underestimating people voting for it because of the Political Situation and they want to feel like they’re Doing Something.

Caitlin C.

I didn’t see Hamnet either but I hate it as a concept and I agree that Hamnet sweep is the worst possible outcome. I enjoyed Marty Supreme a lot (and I didn’t even know going in it had pingpong or postwar Japan) and it’s probably too odd to win.

Amy Cakes

DENOUNCE HAMNET! Only good thing to come from that movie is the name Jacobi Jupe

Tati Westbrook

REJECT JUNGIAN ARCHETYPES EMBRACE BLOW JOB!!!

May

i'm going thru a shitty time in my life and i just love you bitches. thanks for checking in theda 🫶🏻

May

the winter i turned shitty if you know what i mean

Adam

greg for her role in lynne ramsay’s if i had nipples i’d milk u

Jay

Thank you for the OBAA hate. I despised every moment and was so happy I didn’t waste my time seeing it in theaters. Also completely agree with your takes on the Safdies, I’ve been very confused by people saying it’s just Uncut Gems 2.

Giovanni A

what's up everybody im feeling gay tonight

Caitlin C.

ok i watched OBAA and i feel insane reading all the positive reviews. i liked some scenes but what??? no way people liked it that much

covered in scoop

love this format btw. VERY interesting you have smart thoughts. more in the future would be fully welcome

Luc

It Was Just an Accident rocked my bowl clean off, wishing every day that these academy cock fuckers knew how to read 💔

Bethany

I really could listen to Theda’s opinions on just about anything

PW

Dilating to this (in honor of Macy)

Libby

Marty SUPREME💜

Alan McKelton

Absolutely loved this. Thank you for giving us something to chew on. I wish Macy a speedy recovery.

Luis Correa

The Winter I Turned Ugly

Alex G

I’m tired of listening to grievances anyway. I’d happily listen to more juice bar anecdotes or tales of couch sitting

synthesis

bashing BACK against Jungian Archetypes

Dibi

The snowstorm I turned cheeky

gay sully

Theda’s Oscar Predictions written down so we can refer to them later - please note these are as accurate as possible and predictions were more nuanced. Best Actor in a leading role: Timothee Chalamet because he’s playing ping pong and wearing prosthetic pock marks which is quantatatively impressive Best Actor in a supporting role: “I would wager in the boring way it would go to Sean Penn , to me it should go to Delroy Lindo” Best actress in a leading role: “it’s gonna go to Jessie Buckley, and it shouldn’t. Right?” Best actress in a supporting role: “Amie Madigan because everyone is online now who’s in the Academy and the big thing with online is ‘how come horror movies never get no Oscar!?!?’” Directing: “…Chloe Zhao. I think it’s gonna be a freakin’ Hamnet sweep.” Or Ryan Coogler. Music: it will probably go to sinners but it should go to Dianne Warren Best Film: Hamnet Adapted Screenplay: Hamnet Prediction: One Battle After Another won’t win anything

Mallory

me trying to entertain myself when my "fun" friends aren't around

whit

Exactly

Josh H.

YES! DEFY! fuck Karl Gunge, fuck hammock-net, fuck these fucking fucks sucking and fucking dick every fucking week!!!

Mallory

omg she is so right about pop Jungianism

Hayley

the snow jobin experience

Will

I love listening to you talk about films Theda. I’m not a movie person really, so I really enjoy you’re knowledge and insights

Grady

One of the great joys of my life

Eliot

is anybody watching The Beauty…………..

M

I’ve always LOVED Theda Hammel

brucey

Get out those Cuppas !!!

Beth Jerky

Ugh is she still a dumdum? I miss her music

LS

My front is pan fried!

Noah

we all know what hamnet’s mom is like … if you know what i mean

Noah

i wish you would talk about what you liked about it was just an accident. i found it middle school play ass …

Noah

This just unfroze my bussy!

liam

a complete square pig, round pen (if you’ll pardon the expression) (if you know what I mean)

Ben

Metaphorically of course

Pat

We sleep flaccid and peacefully tonight

EJ

Can’t wait to see what the gals have to say about Ms. Germanotta’s rousing rendition of the Mr. Roger’s theme. These must truly, truly be end times

Zero Point

I’m an archetypal side

Hayley

Theda I love listening to your movie takes, I've been waiting to hear about Marty Supreme! Macy I hope you're feeling better soon.

Matthew

I can’t bare to watch a movie with Kevin OLeary in it. Not my cuppa.

Christ

FLY JOBIN FLY! UP UP TO THE SKYYYYYYY!

Javi

How is Macy doing?🪬 Still tapping that bowl, I hope

Tom Slater

LOVE to hear how much you hate Hamnet, I did NOTTTT enjoy it at ALL!!!

Jp Wood

musings that satisfy the patron yes yes

Tati Beauty Puff

"very interesting you have smart thoughts" oh! crying at that tbh

Maisie

Shocked that daniel lopatin didn’t get nominated for Marty supreme soundtrack. I hope miyako bellizi wins best costume tho

Javi

Só excited for Club Health tomorrow!

Christ

theda solo and macy out on surg WE ARE SO BACK!!!!

BigGayJack

I loved One Battle After Another and now I’m scared to rewatch it because I think Theda’s convinced me lol

Cree

I saw Marty Supreme last night and listened back to this episode super appreciate your thoughts on this Theda.

Wren

i love you Theda