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It's been a LONG TIME COMING but we finally have NEW MERCH!!!

This is a pre-order through Hello Merch and items will be shipped 4/10/26. It is not Macy shipping them this time so they will be delivered in a timely manner!

More to come soon! Comment what other items you'd like to see added to the store and we'll see if Ellen is up for it!

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John

OH HELLOOOOO

jiejie

legs are spread

Danny

AAAAAAA

Tony Balls

i’ve always wondered where the gay man and gay woman clips are from

EJ

Immediately obtained. Ya got me, gals!

Theo Stratford

New religious garments just dropped…

Andrew B

This is so beautiful omfg

Isak

Fart 1 Fart 2 Fart 3

downwithaustin

Letting everyone know I’m in the closet with my Club Ellen merch

Derek

Buying the fuck out of this good job gals

Garrett

GOT MY COCK AND CREDIT CARD OUT FOR THIS PURCHASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goooooooooob

Spending a crisp fifty dollar bill at the nymphostore stroking my cock

Julie

Order placed! I'm a proud paypig for you girls!!

Tony Balls

tag yourself i’m fart 2

freezy515

Thanks a lot bitch

Quinn

Amazingly designed!

syl

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR

Quinn

If it’s at all possible for future merch, I would love a keychain / key fob / something I can put my keys on

Josh H.

Needed me a new jizz rag to wear in public 💖

riley

my cock and i are loving this. could ellen please restock the '5 mile gyre' t-shirt in sizes other than small ?

Will

Yesss!!! Love this! Are the tshirts from the someplace? My KNFW tshirt fit is real strange, could be a trans masc thing, have you had any other people or transmascs message about that? ❤️ love ya gals!

Hayley

the MOMENTTT i start my new job, copping

M

🎶🎤I CREAMED A CREEEEEAAAMMMM! 🎶

Jack

And you did it at my birthday dinner

Cecilia

classic knfw trucker hat plssss?

vic

Need a tote to put all my closet picks in!!

Dibi

Thaaaaaank yoooooouuuuuu moooother!!

satchelsofgold

LOVE ordered immediately but need my #1 “that’s a great story that I never knew!”

Bawb K

Oh divas thank you!!!!

Davey

Bingo

Davey

Purchased!

charlie

This is so amazing

charlie

we come to this place for magic....

charlie

Also putting another vote in on top of the person who said you ladies should do keychains!

nymphowarsxxx

Omg actually it IS!!! Realizing this is a graphic from a previous version lmao

nymphowarsxxx

It has “MICHELLE - THATS A GREAT STORY THAT I NEVER KNEW MICHELLE - I LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLE”

nymphowarsxxx

Sorry, she says nope! That one is a one and done run as we say in the biz!

nymphowarsxxx

Its not the same production place as the truck one but likely the same shirt brand, we mostly ise Gildan

Robbie

Holy shit this is great

Glen

The James Charles 400 Blows cover is genius!!! Dyinggg

Glen

Not to be that guy but is The Entity in there too? 🩷

Kate

Count me in, gal

Joseph

These are so funny and cute

satchelsofgold

!!! Even more excited. I’ve often dreamed of like a digital nymphowars soundboard to use in my everyday life WITH sources… premium BBL benefit?! Love you gals!

Luke

Never ordered anything so fast oh my god charge me right there

Chicago George

We’re all born naked and the rest is merch

Terry Gross

Is that my fucking face??? You bitches are getting sued immediately

Gabriel

My body is ready

Trey

Macy accidentally shipped me her jury summons last time...I thought it was a nice touch. Yay new merch!

shit ass

standing ovation

Dave

I normally don’t wear anything when I’m listening but I could be convinced

oldperson420

Would it be stealing valor for a straight cis to wear this? Asking for a friend

Dave

Do you promise us you’ll scoop your bowl while it’s on?

M

Reading that list is a balm in the palm. Thank youuuuuuuu 🙏🏻 Is the sample that sounds like a sad electic guitar on here? “Reew reew” 🎸 REAL ONES WILL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

Emmett

this hat fuckin rocks

Jacob J. Ward

THIS SHI(R)T IS INCREDIBLE (Hope it comes with a side of mayo and also a side of a little bit of mustard)

Adam

this reminds me of my favorite film rupaulò or the 120 clubs of ellen

EllisS4d

desperate for another run of the thanks a lot bitch shirt i lost mine

EJ

Especially useful for us truckers out on the road

Caitlin C.

i can’t wait to be wearing the t-shirt when i run into a student and have them be like “all that jizz???”

jim

ALTHOUGH ENJOYMENT! A+++ merch, great seller, would buy again

Caitlin C.

can you upload an updated graphic if you get a chance? i want to use it as my phone background and i don’t want to miss out on Michelle

Spooky Spain

fuuuuuck im cummming I neeeeed it

LS

You had me at…hello :)

Trey

Absolutely not I was being gay (liar) on the bus. No civil duties have been neglected!!

Jo

A high quality garment worthy of legendary designer Tony Balls

Gary Puddles

what if it was... a merch drop pie

DewLeepa

Bumper sticker 💗

M

All we want is each other’s stupid merch

SZ

Would love some classic b&w NW merch. Sadly, I just missed that era… 😔

TAD

Has anyone received the a shirt? My order just been pending since March...

Wren

same on a hat I ordered

TAD

Hello Mech has followed w me and let me know mine will be shipped soon.