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CLUB UNFAIR ADVANTAGE - 30 MAY, 2026 (Patreon)

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2026-05-30 19:18:07
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2026-09

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Get your unfair advantages out, it's time to remove your powder from its PACKAGEEN!!! We also talk Tori in Estonia (Tallinn, thank yew!), James Charles at the Cheesecake Factory, Nullos, and MORE!!!

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Lux Stellarum

It was my pussy begging for kissy

Grady

Barons of Estonia

Megan M. Metzger

This showed up the exact second I needed it to thx gals lylas

Javi

Her self-suck could mean anything!

Grady

Can’t wait to listen to this, snort Ritalin and clean my apartment this afternoon

Christian Farley

My cock is out and being stroked in the backrooms

Russalka

ESTONIA MENTIONED!🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪💥💥💥💥

Russalka

I'M ESTONIAN

ethan

i just took a 3pm ritalin in observance of the club

Seth

It's out

Seth

And start tapping

Henry

I’m going to pum 🫨😱

Danny

Yay!

momrom

How my case runneth over. The case is what I call my pussy.

river

‘Unfair Advantage’ was my nickname in high school, on account of my massive cock

Russalka

As an Estonian freak we get a show from a foreign, especially an American artist every 8-10 years so we jump at every opportunity to attend no matter who they are❤️

Megan M. Metzger

“Caught A Lite Sneeze” is my favorite tooooooo

Isak

Nullo no she betta don't!

,

Tori had an opener on the Ocean to Ocean tour that cringed me as much as this Puth guy cringed Theda.

Giovanni A

im suddenly SO horny

Ebb Phillips

Get your Pervy pigs out!!! Sorry for the long call, so long partners!

AM

The old bowl is dying, the new bowl struggles to be tapped. Now is the time of hoochie coochie.

Maddie Schuck

Isn’t unfair advantage just code for white privilege

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

Unfair Advantage is really such a bizarre name for an edible product. It sounds like a name for shoe lifts or panty liners…

Glen

My boyfriend met someone who wants nullo and is a puppeteer and I was like omg they want to become the puppet 😭

Henry

Yes there is some alt right subtext here my mind went to affirmative action

Josh H.

Literally grabbed my can (HELLO) of go-go juice and cracked that top babyyyyy

Maddie Schuck

Agreed, like she is reclaiming the term or trying to make fun of it; her advantage as a white woman has been earned!

Lloyd

It sounds like the title of a Rachel Reid book

Giovanni A

the intersectionality of being a picky woman with gut issues cancels that out im pretty sure

Josh H.

Tap upon the e-bowl uh.

Josh H.

Just use old panties as shoe lifts then. Edible ones, then upsell the used ones on depop

momrom

Unfair advantages website is a glimpse of hell.

Giovanni A

Acerola Cherry? HELLO!

Roople

Speaking of horror movies, this Backrooms thing looks like absolute ASS SHIT

Drew

get your Estonian out…it’s time to make him feel like a congreeshman

reagan

Get your wish sticks out 🪄

reagan

Yaaaas Sister Ernestine

reagan

I’m seeing Tori 3 times in August I hope she geehives so I can leehive 👩🏻‍🦰♥️

Paprika

This show inspired my Tori obsession, and I’m so excited to see her in July ❤️

EJ

The Club is the only thing keeping the Earth on its axis I’m convinced

Antoni

“unfair advantage” is somehow an even worse name for a company than “halo beauty,” her lack of markedeen skill for “product” and packageen is truly next level, she’s in her own league

EJ

Madonna’s Last Dream

Grady

Same!

Javi

I live in Estonia?

Antoni

obsession did in fact scare me so bad i clenched every muscle in my body and had indigestion for a full 24 hrs afterwards, but i am a wimpy baby attempting to start enjoying horror films as i push 30 so . i’m a deeply unreliable source and will take horror movie recommendations 🙏🏻

Caitlin C.

wait i think i called in a few weeks ago asking for madonna advice… i did the podcast guest spot, i didn’t have a lot of time for extra research because im busy with my normal job (watching japanese gay porn). but I watched truth or dare. then coincidentally i listened to the old knfw Madonna dinner party episode on a plane ride this week. during some turbulence, i thought “yeah im fine with the last thing i hear before i die being Macy as Madonna saying That’s the last taboo.”

Go-Go “Juice”

Please go read the comments on the unfair advantage YouTube video. It’s basically 100% negative

Tati Beauty Puff

the milennial pause between sound drops is frying me

Tati Beauty Puff

tati being an AWFUL sales person is divine punishment

May

stop i love twinkle i think it’s a nice ender. i have to side with white dreads lady

May

i’m also glad to hear that she played your cloud. that was the first song that pulled me in when i started listening to her

May

unfair advantage kind of like MEN in *women’s sports* HELLO! - whitney cummings

Lars

Create a new health soda

May

now i’m remembering you had the idea years ago for tati to be a domestic producer of gas station pills and she’s basically there now

Jakab Bailey

unFairadvantageTM 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 hmmm

charlie

Same opener for Tori's london show!!!! He was so horrible and kept doing the sing along thing. We also paused to sing happy birthday to the girl who was playing cello for him which I thought was very puzzling. Like this had to be Mark's nephew or something why are they bringing out this ed sheeran style white guy with guitar.

Derek

Isaac like the first name and Levi like the last name

Sia Furler

I’m PJ like pyjamas, Harvey like Weinstein and this is Rid of Me

Gay Jason

I’ve been waiting for a Tati update and this didn’t disappoint. Amazing episode ladies 👏👏

nymphowarsxxx

It’s fine as a coda to Pele i guess but makes no sense mid show!

Christian Farley

I'm Fiona like from Shrek, Apple like the fruit and this is Paper Bag

M

@lloyd All the best players are hot, gay and on the same team at this point, so yeah, very unfair 😂

Tati Beauty Puff

in times of dragons is sort of beautiful and I kind of love it

Mychael

Need to read Mad Man. Where tf did you find it?

M

Whoopsie daisy go goooo

Demetrius

It was really good!

Demetrius

I will die on the hill that The Backrooms was a 9/10.

Freyja

Singing “Levi like the jeans” to the tune of “blinded by the light” 👌

Freyja

I literally watched this Tati episode like the day after seeing Tori in Finland, how are y’all doing this shit

Sia Furler

Unfair Advantage (TS)

Sia Furler

TS unfair advantage.

Sia Furler

T(ati) (we)S(tbrook) unfair advantage.

Carmen Laurent

All of the copy you read for unfair advantage sounds SO AI GENERATED

Dallas King

i am hoping the white dreads mama is the chief estonian cultural export, kerli

Emil_Flavor

I never was a White Dread Mom 🎵

Noah

sour raspberry flavor … and intern raspberry is nowhere to be found … i wanna hear from her !

Gabriel

Theda, men with tits arent purely fictional.. iyky that but im a trans masc cuntboy with hairy double D's <3 <3 living my beauteous life

Robin Denzer

You had such an amazing Tori setlist Macy 😭😭😭😭😭

Robin Denzer

You had such an amazing Tori setlist Macy 😭😭😭😭😭

Tati Beauty Puff

omg did you guys see the bruise tori got from I guess avoiding a moose on the road. She melts my heart😭🩷

grant brown

unfair advantage name, site, scripts 100% LLM generated 🤢

DewLeepa

Every trans person is aware of every other trans person. They clearly support trans mascs. The bulk of their commentary dissects weird cissexist and bioessentialist culture; their mentioning that sometimes it’s funny that cis men want breasts while sidestepping the topic of gynecomastia or trans people who have not surgically altered, flat chests doesn’t negate your or any other trans masc person’s existence. Everyone doesn’t have to center your lived experience when they speak, and you don’t cease to exist if you aren’t kept in consideration for niche internet joke conversations.

David B

Just found out today that in her Bye Sister video, Tatti is sitting with her knees up in front of her, like an upright fetal position. I didn't see before as her tights are the same colour as her top half. It just makes it more desperate somehow. ✨

Debbie Rossclot

Incredible. Might you remind us of that ep title? Would love to copy you for my flight !

Paige

I see you and stand with you cuntboy❤️

ethan

oops i’m still awake

Eddie Garland

Listened to this on the car ride home from seeing Obsession and I was feeling so tense and anxious because it really was A LOT but hearing you girls talk shit about it helped heal me thanks

Eddie Garland

No same here I think I’m scared of girls now

Terry Gross

Terry like the beloved actor from “everybody hates Chris.” Gross like that feeling you get when you remember that the Cheeto is our president!

Caitlin C.

It was KNFW After Hours… Madonna’s Last Supper. Posted in the main feed March 29 2023.

Nicole Wigman

Just got my ADHD diagnosis and my first box of 100 Ritalin!!!! Can’t wait to be up until 6 ❤️

Marge

Club yummy in my tummy 😊

andy

What’s her story?!

Liam Flynn

What was that Sade remix?

Gabriel

scooping my bowl of cornflakes, girls

nymphowarsxxx

There’s an ePub just google “The Mad Man Samuel Delany PDF” or something

Sia Furler

While bored in my office I decided to put my degree and Oxford library of medical books to good use and write a summary review of the scientific basis of GoGo juice: GO GO Juice is essentially a lightly caffeinated drink mix with added fibre, vitamins and a large blend of plant extracts. The caffeine dose (75 mg) is sufficient to increase alertness, but is substantially lower than most energy drinks (typically 150–300 mg) and pre-workouts (typically 200–400 mg). The emphasis on “natural caffeine from guarana” is largely a marketing distinction; caffeine has the same physiological effects regardless of whether it comes from guarana, coffee or synthetic sources. In fact, guarana has long been used as a caffeine source in mainstream energy products, including older formulations of Four Loko before caffeine was removed from alcoholic energy drinks, making the attempt to distinguish it from conventional energy products somewhat confusing. The vitamin blend (A, C, B1, B2, B3, B6 and B12) is nutritionally useful but is unlikely to provide noticeable benefits in people who are not deficient. The prebiotic fibre is a positive addition, but claims around gut health should be interpreted cautiously. While isolated fibre can contribute to daily intake, it is not equivalent to obtaining fibre, polyphenols and fermented compounds from fruits, vegetables, legumes and fermented foods. Many of the ingredients highlighted in the marketing—including rhodiola, beetroot, L-arginine, turmeric, grape seed extract, acai, blueberry, goji, pomegranate, mangosteen and aloe vera—have some scientific rationale individually, but their doses are undisclosed. Given the small serving size and the number of ingredients included, they are unlikely to be present at the doses typically used in research demonstrating measurable effects. The branding also creates some tension with the product’s positioning. The packaging emphasises “clean”, “natural” and premium wellness ingredients, while simultaneously using the bright, slogan-heavy aesthetic more commonly associated with influencer supplements and energy products. Combined with the lack of disclosed doses for most of the featured ingredients, the overall impression is of a product that relies more heavily on ingredient-list appeal than transparent, evidence-based formulation. Overall, it is not a bad product, but it is difficult to justify the premium price relative to coffee, standard energy drinks or simpler caffeine-plus-fibre products. The ingredient list sounds considerably more impressive than the evidence-supported benefits the product is likely to provide.

Sia Furler

TL;DR: This appears to be a $2-per-serving caffeine-and-fibre drink marketed as a premium phytonutrient/adaptogen supplement. The caffeine (75 mg) and fibre (3 g) are the only ingredients clearly present at meaningful doses. Most of the vitamins are only useful if you are deficient, and most of the headline ingredients (rhodiola, beetroot, turmeric, berry extracts, arginine, etc.) are unlikely to be present at doses comparable to those used in clinical studies. It is not pseudoscientific, but the marketing arguably overstates what the formulation is likely to deliver.

Sia Furler

- Dr Sia Furler (scientist first, hater very close behind in second)

Jenny Grant

Rare French melon technology

Go-Go “Juice”

Tati’s husband….. cue the “Looks like a faggot” drop

Dany

Tati and Tori news we can use, it’s like a good old fashioned ep! But I had the same experience at two tori shows, the flood gates just open and you cry your eyes out.. The scientist opener did the exact same thing at both shows aswell, the songs were nothing but unfortunately i *did* want to sweet his sting..

Henry

😱😱😱

ethan

The packageen looks like those fake ass synthetic delta 8 THC gummies I’m cryeen

Serena van der Schnitzel

I’m a very picky woman when it comes to fonts, and that bubbly mess does not convey ‘premium’

joancutesac

Macy, you're actually both west AND east of Russia right now because of Kaliningrad! Enjoy Tallinn!

Scott

We are go go for sex people

Dillon

Can any historians tell me which episodes the following topics are in: 1. Theda explaining messianic time in relation to that Tilda Swinton movie and the song Heated (patreon ep) 2. Macy gets a Grindr message about waking up really in the mood (main feed) Thanks in advance!!

JT

This month's NYTimes pride themed crossword coauthored by Bianca Del Rio 1 Across "Rolodex of...." (drag comedy tour) couldn't have gotten it without you gals

JT

2 is 12/21/22 KNFW...RPX

Pavle

you basically entirely correctly predicted Tati's pivot into nondescript dollar store/gas station supplements in the Club Details ep, sans the insane name

Julia Lantier

Smartest people Eva Including Albert Einstein

Bronwyn

Tatis latest Tiktok post... shes got the look

May

i think 18 november 2023

Nicco

Macy singing that swing song from Mona Lisa Smile… iktr

Grapeskitlls

N(ever), E(ver), S(lap), W(omen)

Grapeskitlls

The Cat Person movie was worse than the article. Worse movie I saw in 2023, and I saw Eileen.

Lloyd

My theory is that Tati had to find another way to get her proprietary blend of semen rope-ifying vitamins and minerals back on the market after Halo beauty went bust.

M

ATTN Atlanta listeners! Castration Movie Anthology is screening at the Plaza 😱 6/20 and 6/27

Jake

I’m the British caller and I regret to inform you that I am in fact not Theda’s friend Jay but instead a different British homosexual named Jake. Love the show

Giovanni A

isaac levi on fire like the hunger games

Luke

Has anyone come across starcynrayne the manic lady gaga impersonator on tiktok? Idk if the girls will react to her bc shes only on there but she is incredibly crazy but more human than gaga totally

Josh

God of War Laufey

Syndicate Jingling

There was an awesome tit boy on an early season of Botched. He was a Matthew McConaughey style old dude and he had gotten big tits after losing a bet a decade-plus back. He ended up really loving them and there’s great pics of him running in a big honking sports bra. He was only on the show to get them checked out for safety iirc and then he was on his merry way. “Don’t you want them removed?” “No I love my breasts.”

John

Tasty is an adjectived noun

roboboy

Live watchalong for confessions 2 film pending

Lauren Ipsum

Breast implants now that’s boobs you can use

Bradley

“Theda’s Dream”

dev10

In this hotel, a great deal of chic dresses appear.