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Don't think WE forgot about pride. Oh we remember it all right, We have got our mouths open and are lying flat on the streets of...Chueca (?) in honor of gay king Ricky Martin. We all remember where we were when we first heard of Ricky Martin! Wow. But let's not forget, it's also a time to celebrate the country's "Independence Day." In honor of it, I guess, Theda's Grandmother Doris Kearns Goodwin calls in to discuss presidential asses. Confessions II discussed briefly (all thumbs up). Calls: multi-week bender, guy jacking off in movie theater, and more...get your zip loc bags out and seal your chickens in them with buttermilk, if you care about that kind of thing. Otherwise, get your you know whats out and experience the art of CLUB VIDA LOCA.../.

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Gooner

oh my god club me right there

mondo

i’m on the dance floor at the gay club and cannot wait to stream on my way back home

EJ

Not my President…Impeach my Bush…Prince is dead

Henry

Viva La Vida

Henry

Loca 🫨

Tati Beauty Puff

don't say a woman.... can't dress like a man

Andi

The loca is what I call my vida

TRXCY

Yvie Oddly Vs. India Farrah - All Stars 5 Episode 1 Unironically a VERY good lipsync (Living La Vida Loca)

Joe B

There is actually a true story involving Doris Kearns Goodwin and a presidential ass: she worked for LBJ, and he had a habit of making his staff come into the bathroom with him when he had to shit. So DKG was present to witness LBJ shit. (this isn’t a joke)

May

hello all you late night cyber heads

Derek

Create a new pissona

Josh H.

Nice big drop for ya, livin' la vida culooooo

Josh H.

Im still feeling residual eroticisim from all the Scottish men in kilts rubbing their balls all over boston

charlie

KNFW: all cock all the time

Jo

Hearing Grimmy say ‘New York’s Macy Rodman’ on the radio was like an out of body experience

Patrick!

The Grimmy drop gave me heart attack

nitrogen

i’m in the Balearic Islands and i’m ready for CLUB!!!!!!!!

Christian Farley

it's not this whole like, what is club ellen? you know what it is.

Go-Go “Juice”

I just want to be left alone to fucking listen to club

Zero Point

We. Are. Go. For. SEX PEOPLE!!! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Adam

i was living la vida normal… until today

roboboy

Sabrina...

Go-Go “Juice”

I just want to be LEFT ALONE to FUCKING LISTEN TO CLUB

Julie

Macy's español is getting ¡¡muy bueno!!

jesusluvsyouuu

I bought the Jeffree Star yak meat jerky for Pride this year. Thanks for brining it to my attention, ladies!

hugomac

Unrelated, but my mother will not believe that 'Singer Tori' in the NYT crossword is Amos because it means she has 3 other words wrong.

Drew Loustaunau

Tricks and katya had a whole segment where they talked about the “crispy r’s” and I SWEAR they were talking about Theda

Tom from MySpace

Club 'Laverne Cox stole Macy's memoir title'

Terry Gross

Theda brought Angel Money’s crack rock to the wedding

Isak

Gargling a gulp of that golden goodness–just for flavour!

Go-Go “Juice”

All we want is Grimmy’s stupid love, ain’t that right?

INO

Club? I got something I wanna cock about

brit

the i just want to be left alone to fucking grill drop is making me lauuugh what the hell is that from

Henry

There is a waffle/crape place in Chueca where you can get a pussy or cock waffle 🧇 “La Pollería”

Coffin Flop

Ricky is a piss pig. All famous gay guys of a certain age are!

andy

Chugging down a refreshing coca de chueca, que delicia!

Lars

HA

Lloyd

This pride month please keep a picture of your partner’s cock as your phone background in case a queer elder should ask to see it.

May

girllll no i disagree… that’s more like macy’s ellen impression

jd

i think i'm as excited to hear your reactions to confessions folie à deux as i am the actual album...

Freyja

Alright patti labelle here’s somethin else for ya

jd

ladies (with an attitude), would a first reaction/listen stream be too much? gotta be honest, i would drop everything

river

This week’s nymphowars soundboard stim for me has been RuPaul saying “Howdoyounotknowthat?”

Pe er

Sammmeee

Pe er

Get your VPNs out!! Hour long Graham Norton x Madonna special just dropped on BBC iPlayer (with pop up appearance from Kylie)

Bricka Tuna

Nothing brings me more joy than the improvisational technique that Macy and Theda use: instead of boring, stale, Amy Poehler school “Yes, and…” they bring in invigorating, freaky “No, but…”

ethan

watching the club cover update to GAY felt like i got flashed

Nicco

Coca Cola zero zero is a gift from god thank yewww

Claire Simon

The Mazda zoom zoom drop is killing meeee

V

Theda, it’s good to see you

Megan M. Metzger

I was at a party in the Valley in 1999 right after Ricky Martin kissed J Lo at the Grammys or some shit and some chick was literally on the verge of tears about how hard that must’ve been for closeted gay man Ricky Martin to kiss 1999-era Jennifer Lopez. And I was like “ wow you’re really upset about this are you guys friends or something” and she was like “no.” Los Angeles amirite

Megan M. Metzger

Madonna taught me how to hag I will always love her

Hunty

Club Ass

Claudia

¡VAMOS CHUECA! El barrio más gay en todo el país.

Alex

Grandma, it’s nice to talk to you

Tati Beauty Puff

Enough, start drinking urine immediately! 🥂🍾

synthesis

Ricky, its good to pee on you

Matthew Rhys

Get your George Washington's fat donks out and crush my head like the British

Ryan Koski

I love when Macy plays a character that just rambles on and only hears 60% of what Theda says 😭❤️

Luncheroni

Theda were you thinking of mausoleum?

Bud

Andy Cohen sounds like the boyfriend who gets shot by Dave, The Tire Guy, 5879 Riverside Dr.

B

I love

Garrett Sager

“My friend Tara” —Theda, every episode

Sia Furler

Charli XCX is either funded by, or has stock in big tobacco like I’ve been saying this for so long, it’s beyond performative edgy now

Alyosha

BBC 69 is an amazing premise for the return to the main feed

Sia Furler

When I first started listening to the podcast, I found it surprisingly difficult to tell your voices apart. Eventually my rubric was: Theda’s speech has very precise diction, with short, clean articulation, and her intonation feels quite controlled and compact while still being melodic. Macy’s delivery is more playful and bouncy, with great resonance and a really musical cadence. Even with those differences, your voices are such a good match that they blend and flex around eachother that’s why the podcast is so nice to listen to (even those older eps with punishing audio quality)!

Antoni

theda's newfound addiction to go go juice is making me feel better about my newfound addiction to candy crush. sometimes mom-who-shops-at-tjmaxx marketing works on the transgender mind 😔

Poop Shoot

I used to lick the TV screen whilst simultaneously having a fierce erection every time Ricky Martin came on.

Joe B

Yeah, if you google “Toilet time with LBJ,” you’ll find a c-span clip of Grandma Doris talking about it

Sia Furler

Andrew there’s a word for a bender that is every single day for many weeks

May

first angel money now andrew… let the people get a little crazy sia

Go-Go “Juice”

I also had a hard time telling the two of them apart when I first started listening and now when I think back on that I’m like wow I was dumb as fuck they couldn’t sound more different

Go-Go “Juice”

They both have literally perfect and complementary voices to each other though #YouBetterWork

Go-Go “Juice”

Get Tara on the show à la Angel Money IMMEDIATELY

Gabriel

attempting to contact Big Gay Jack here in the comments in lieu of us having a discord or chat (pls never give us that power we will abuse it):: What old British tv show did Maz mention that I think you cosigned having seen ? Or if anyone else from book club remembers pls lmk. Had a blast there today, thanks again to Macy and for organizing it with the authors and everyone who attended!! It was a treat 🍰

bitty

Dani Minogue is a queer elder who wants to see all our cocks thank you for keeping the flame alive

Gabriel

wait i really need to know as well..

Sia Furler

“How do I get off a bender?” is a call for help… just giving resources.

Tati Beauty Puff

I have been saying "Enough, stop drinking urine immediately" all day

Giovanni A

chris scrappit came up with this feature on zoom where you scrap it and contributed to this thing we call ensCRAPification

Giovanni A

sia furler ole ole ole!!

Go-Go “Juice”

Me getting drunk as hell at 3 dollar bill yesterday and coming on here and leaving a bunch of comments… that’s what Pride is all about

Albert on my Nobb

Currently gooning to the “Inside Madonna’s London Home, Filled With Wonderful Objects” video on Vogue and couldn’t help but think of you gals!!

Bricka Tuna

Please everyone go see Maddie’s Secret. I think it might be the Perfect Movie. I can’t believe it exists on this horrible timeline. 5000/5 stars!

Bricka Tuna

I wonder if Andy Cohen has ”wired nips” as every other Palm Springs vers daddy

Grady

It was so good and made me so scared

Grady

We demand Tera on the show

Deerkota

Yall help I need to find the breeding tour of china episode

Giovanni A

she makes me wanna drink champagne every day for a few weeks straight

Gabriel

im also seeing it thursday.. <3 at ifc

Gabriel

ok i remember talk of this, i found the one i was thinking of though the Prisoner !!

Seth

If you look up her skirt you may pee Rodman

hamson

‘Yesterday i had lunch with a doll’ just made me choke on my sparkling water on the f train home

halobeautyformen

Closing out pride month with Macy's timeless ode to rock n roll gay guys, most unbelievable of animals

May

knfw green lights. get your bat paste out

Will

I echo the sentiments of Macy and the caller, I just adore listening to Theda speak. I could listen to her all day and I often do by re listening to old eps.

drueeee

my mom was so hard for Ricky Martin she got me a nighty with his face on it

roboboy

confessions folie a deux hahahah

river

convinced a friend to see it w me , also on thursday!

Freyja

Reposted Carla Rockmore’s reel about celebrating trans women’s successes on instagram and just got the loveliest thank-you dm from her account, almost screamed out loud in my flat the woman’s fuckin incredible 🙏🫶🙌

Freyja

To be totally fair in Ricky Martin’s defence it is only meant to be the girl’s own “vida” that is “loca” in the song

Ian (age withheld)

I'm so glad to tell you that the album leaked and Madge kinda slayed

Freyja

I think it’s also they both have very different grammar in the way they phrase things; Theda has this continuously maintained sentence structure where you don’t get any dangling prepositions, every sentence ends quite neatly and then begins into the next, and the overall effect has this very clear prose style where you get these neat blocks sort of being stacked up next to each other while still having a kind of colloquial ease; Macy has more of this flowing thing where there’s a lot of relative clauses and run-on phrases so the rhythm’s more melodic, less punctuated, and there’s a lot more lingering on adjectives and individual wordings of things as well - I always find it cool how much y’all modulate each other’s speed to keep things flowing but articulate still lol

LS

Salt my fat hot acidic breasts!

roboboy

surprise surprise confessions II rules

Sister Micheal

call it trans 🏳️‍⚧️, call it house, call it love without words…..

Pavle

"Everything" is an instant classic Madonna song. i don't FUCK with it

Jake

YES COME TO MINNESOTA and fellow Minnesota lister lets hang out

rivers

yall invoking samantha mumba took me OUT