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Ellen Project Hotline #12 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-06-10 22:01:00
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2026-06

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Sorry for the late upload -- the gals are on the move.

Today on the program: reading the contents of your boyfriend's phone, the undressed form and being sucked at fashion school, how to finish an Ableton project, coke in college, retinol from Guam, places to stop on a cross country road trip, men who only love you when they are inside you, whether Tori Amos is popular with Generation Z, the side effects of withdrawal from welbutrin, having sex a second time in Waco Texas, and how to not text your ex. It's another successful Ellen Project Hotline full of rock solid trans gender advice. 

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Noah

Yes baby!

fiadh

🚨 🅱️ING 🅱️ONG 🅱️ING 🚨

Em

Another $5 well spent

Hayley

okay theda jesse tyler ferguson throwing the first brick at stonewall is actually so funny. and i agree that the fall of k mart is worse than 9/11

Tati Westbrook

Theda’s tweets are all like “Dick!!!!!! Fucks!!!!!!!!!!!” Or like “I swallow fuck.” 😂

sue

This is sue, thank you, you were RIGHT! ❤️

John

This is john from the last message. Still haven’t texted my ex. But then you guys started talking about otters which are my favorite animal. It also happened to be the animal that he and I used to send pictures of to each other all the time(cuz they hold hands while sleeping). Anyways that made me spiral and text my ex on accident…. <3

Caitlin C.

“don’t do cocaine, get a routine!” should be the new “just say no to drugs”

Caitlin C.

also you don’t need to worry that much about the sun with prescription tretinoin (aka ALL TRANS retinoic acid), you just apply it at night rather than in the morning and it’s fine for most people. that’s one reason the bit about Theda not leaving the studio because of it is so funny… but idk about illegal 9% tretinoin from a guy in guam, that probably burns the skin off.

Tati Westbrook

Omg yeah that scared me. I use .05% and I sometimes peel after months of acclimating to it. You gotta just be careful with apply sunscreen whether you’re in the sun or not but if you have 9% I don’t think sunscreen would save you because you wouldn’t have an epidermis anymore 😂😂😂

Ryan Ambler

Last weeks episode made me pull my 18 wheeler over in a target parking lot to laugh

Alex G

Also off welbutrin currently, but only great things to report. Feels like the world is in my hands and i’ve got a lot of love to give.

Eliot

thoughts on Madonna Louise rhyming ‘Madonna’ with ‘banana’ on the Sam Smith song? Please? Xxx

Beth?

“Don’t do Coke, I’d say Adderall or something of a Methamphetamine….” This conversation is the most accurate description of stimulant use. Don’t lean on them, smooches to you girls for the great response.

Ryan Canon

can someone help me figure out which episode of the regular podcast recently was the one with p!nk in it? it made me laugh so hard and i want to share it with a friend but can’t find it now.

Joe B

Not sure how recent you mean, but the “Milk Cheek” episode from March 1 had a longer Pink segment

Ryan Canon

ugh you’re amazing thank you so much