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Today on the program…news in celebrity frailty. Tori. Madonna. The great blue whale. Then? Advice! Calls on whether to move to Portland after Grad School, whether we still feel the show needs to be funny, is it better to be a hermit while growing hair out, or to go out and live it up yeah BABY? Or what about being a hot young trans woman who everybody wants to fuck and give money to? What’s up with that?? Also — Bergman and Abba, Honolulu roommates, and what to do when your stepmom calls you a dyke…all this and more on THIS WEEK’S ELLEN PROJECT HOTLINE.

THANK YOU ALL WE LOVE YOU 😍😍❤️❤️🫡🫡 and call anytime at:

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David Loose

EPH ... in the morning?! Bless

Em

Good morning! ☀️

Lars

More exciting than pride today fr

nymphowarsxxx

GOOD MORNINF AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY OF LIFE

Lars

Y'all got some yayo to go around?

A

re: bringing back ravuse douche - i am BEGGING you to dive into madame x!!

Ted(dy)

the RSS feed isn’t updating in overcast but i’m being super brave about it and listening on the patreon app

Lars

THE DIVAS ARE DROPPIN

Quinn

ride em cowboy 🤎

Libby

Madonna fans are dreamers if they thought this tour was ever happening 💀

Em

I’m so Nympho Wars pilled that when i heard about Madonna’s BI I thought “Guess she was sucking the shit off of cocks and fucking them again”

Geoduck

I can’t stop saying BING BONG BING to myself!!!

momrom

We love reveuse douche! Bing bong bing! THIS IS COOOOLING!

Lucasbb01

Best episode yet! Constantly raising the bar!

Frank

I have a strong desire to hear the haunting piano interlude from Eyes Wide Shut added to the sound board and played behind peoples calls

Tati Westbrook

KYLIE! Wherever you are, I know what you mean about the lower half of your face. I peel like a snake around my mouth from my tretinoin sometimes. Two things that can help… 1. Use either Vaseline or another occlusive on the area that peels before applying the retinol, it will make a barrier and be less irritating. 2. Space out your retinol usage if you’re doing it once a day. Maybe try every few, then every couple, then do every day if your skin can handle it. If all else fails? Just avoid putting the retinol on the sensitive area. Itll be ok and your skin will be lovely in no time :)

Kylee Kemlage

listening to this getting ready for a wedding

Kylee Kemlage

oh fuck yes. whats funny is actually this week the tret is starting to work and i can look in the mirror without wanting to die

Kylee Kemlage

shit i shoulve said im using it for acne! it made my face break out so bad

jiejie

Are there any additional facts about the july 14 show?

Benji

Aspic. Thank you, Julia Child!

Beth?

I wish everyone could hear this conversation about the idol.

Beth?

Theda. Chefs kiss lol

fiona

at 1:12:30 theda says “panned out” and it REALLY REALLY sounds like ann dowd

Tati Westbrook

Oh good! Yeah tret is a bitch until like a year goes by and your skin gets used to it lol

Pia Marchetti

Do we think the bacterial infection is Madonna’s karmic punishment for naming an album “Music” bing bong bing

Iris

Or do we think she was infected whilst pursuing the last taboo?

Ella

Whaat about some guests? 🌻

Mychael

Hey Ladies, As reported by Cinema Blend, Elizabeth Berkley was supposed to be in HBO’s smash hit series The Idle. Enough chit chat, can we get an Amuse Douche of Showgirls (1995)? Thanks a million cocks. ~Mychael

Hayley

YES more reviews douche, a quarterly knfw after dark/cutting room floor stuff. literally anything to prevent us from developing thoughts. bing bong bing

Hayley

she wiped back to front

nymphowarsxxx

Cmon Everybody 8:00pm doors, we'll have a ticket link soon!

Ella

I liked Magda or M was it? Just ur friends they made me laugh n deep dive on pop stars Thanku

Daphne Guerrero

I have never heard Theda so passionate about a subject before and I would have never guessed that The Idol would bring this out of her.

jobe

I love reviews douche!! So yes yes make more

Beth Jerky

package Theda's "A Welcome Balm" and I will buy it

Grant W

Revisited this today and I need to hear from all of these callers again especially Daniel(le).

Richard Berquist

I revisited as well and Danielle made my day.

Christ

wait a minute wait a minute is is too soon to find out which Benanti wig Macy wore for ‘A SHOW’?