Ellen Project Hotline #16 (Patreon)

The Ellen Project Hotline is back taking calls from our wonderful listeners! Topics include — trying not to lose your temper at your corporate job, aimlessness in central Florida, Leil Lowndes' 2001 book about how to fuck women, how to keep your sex life alive when your bf doesn't want to take it up the ass no more, how to successfully live at home with family, and the best way to use duct tape (hint: it's ducts and pipes). You are all beautiful people and we love you very much –

xo, Ellen