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It's a sweltering July saturday, and we are happy to be talking and taking your calls at the Ellen Project Hotline, today with special guest Paula Poundstone who does make an appearance in the last third of the show. In the meantime enjoy our discussion of various topics: Interstellar, and other things...Sorry for the late upload, loving to fuck, and have a great evening!

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Bethany

God bless you for keeping us fed. Would absolutely love y’all to do a deep dive into ur fave gaga songs/albums à La Tori Corner

Em

I have the stomach flu and this made me feel instantly better

Pookytee

It was amazing to see you both in the Barbie movie! I liked it when you both said the line ‘Now I am become America Has a Problem!’

syzmon

Je Suis AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM

Beth Jerky

i-i-i am a S.H.I.T. don't you for-get S.H.I.T don't you for-get

Tati Westbrook

Dang if cussing people out in front of kids is a crime call me Paula and slap my ass cuz im going to jail babyyyyyy

Matt A

Can’t wait for flower factory!!

Rhonda Cardigan

Here’s a translation for the 2nd to last caller. They claimed Eddie McGuire, the former host of the Australian version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, stole their winning bet for the AFL (Australian Football League) grand final and robbed them of multiple zillions. The caller wants Eddie McGuire to be publicly shamed for this crime (and an unspecified murder) live on the mainstage of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Hope that clears things up! Love ya gals

barktarn

please do a hot ones miniseries

Jesus

I’m the Hot Ones guy! I’d be so down to do a Hot Ones episode 🍗

,

Care for a knob slobbing?

Joseph

Lol I second whoever asked you girls to stop taking calls.

Joe B

I genuinely had been under the impression for years that Paula Poundstone was accused of molesting children. Thank you, Macy, for clearing this up!

shit ass

please god no more joke calls, no more calls about going back to grad school, no more calls that are actually just a brag reworded into a question.

Keilani

I made the mistake of agreeing to see Paula Poundstone live with my mom a few years ago. When I tell you, the most excruciating three hours … Macy’s Paula is legitimately funnier. My mom was my ride otherwise I would have gotten the f out of there (probably should have walked home I would have made it maybe by the end of Paula’s terrible set)

Ray

i live in seattle and get sponsored ads for callenlorde in brooklyn ny i think this is your fault

C

A friend of a friend used to be some sort of assistant for ellen & they said her house smells like literal shit like not just like bad but like poop trying to be covered up with something

AC

RE: merch — fire island birth right shirts PLEASE

Jakab Bailey

The unprovoked Eddie McGuire rant was insane, even as a Melbournian I don’t understand it

Jakab Bailey

Ignore me lol - someone left a message (plays on this ep of Ellen Project at 1:09:24) and it’s an obscure rant about the Australian TV personality/Melbourne football club CEO, Eddie McGuire