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CLUB ELLEN - 2 SEPTEMBER, 2023 (Patreon)

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2023-09-02 19:12:05
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2026-06

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Hell yeah and welcome to another Club Ellen — what are you gonna do — are you gonna fuck are you gonna suck or are you gonna live life? I guess the big thing would that today features a completely revolutionary new impression of Linda Evangelista eating eggs. And a little Dua Lipa cooking shrimp — and sitting on people's laps. 

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Aaron

I’m gonna’ fuck AND I’m gonna’ suck because I deserve it!!!!!!!!!

EJ

Come on ladies, making my Saturday worth it! Keep fuckin, keep suckin!

Sebastian

KEEP STROKING THAT COCK!!

Elizabeth

But have we paused to consider if we SHOULD fuck and suck?

Aaron

Nohr

Jaysus

You are the granny fucker, baby!

Jaysus

pretty sure naomi’s nickname for kate is wagon 😭😭

Coffin Flop

I spit out my drink when Dua Lipa said “…it’s rully scurry.”

Zeke D

Lmao I keep seeing that granny fucker ad before every video on xhamster

Joe B

Is it just me, or does it also include the line “Anal is not allowed”? That’s never really made sense to me.

Tati Westbrook

I’m shook that Macy hasn’t seen the granny ad before I get it EVERY TIME.

nymphowarsxxx

LOLLLL!!!! I’m assuming it’s because you would want to do anal because the grannies are so ugly but you’re not allowed you have to endure their faces

,

It was her first time watching porn this week.

Joe B

Lol, yeah, it does fit with the idea of it all being a kind of punishment

Beth Jerky

i haven't even listened yet but i knew exactlly what ad you were talking about.

Tati Westbrook

DO YOU WANT TO FUCK UGLY GRANNIES? YOU MUST BE WILLING TO FUCK UGLY GRANNIES AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE- YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU REJECT SOMEONE SEXUALLY

K.

I’ve got something to say about trans rights in this country *snaps lizards neck* -gaga

Joseph

I am become ugly granny fucker.

Kylee Kemlage

fun fact no lie i was named after kylie minogue cuz my parents thought the name was catchy

Kylee Kemlage

thank u for acknowledging that shrimps is bugs

Ethan O’Kane

GenAlpha sounds a lot like Mia Goth’s Pearl

Aaron

Linda Evangelista related to Debbie from The Girls Room 😭😭😭

Iris

Finally the recognition that Starling deserves 👏

hugomac

Thank you for saying out loud what I think about LGs piano playing. I also hate her singing.

Bolkagirl

je m'appelle gucci

Caitlin C.

I feel like when I’m getting into an artist, I have to listen to even the albums everyone says are bad. I have to know the truth. The people avoiding the bad Toris are stronger than I am.

nea

fiona & beyonce collab release the bolt release the cutters ‼️‼️‼️

Geoduck

the soundboard artistry…

nea

btw macy i remember when you did your album review of fetch the bolt cutters you said heavy balloon was like your least favorite and i felt the same way about it, but now it's one of my favorites 👍 it grows on you just like those peas and beans yeah baby!!!

K.

You are the bolt cutters, baby

Pascal

Thanks for the help! AATS doesn’t actually sound that bad from the snippets that were playe. Also love to see the FTBC representation!

chase.a69

Thank u so much for talking about the granny fucker ad i thought i was alone

chase.a69

KNFW actors roundtable!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matty

We need a murder on the stupid bitch express with Naomi Linda Cindy Kate and christy

nymphowarsxxx

It grows like the size of the heavy balloon! Actually what made me like it finally was when Charlene performed it, there’s a beautiful video of her doing it by a campfire on her Instagram it’s the only pandemic drag moment that holds up

Nick

steve martin martin short & selena gomez on the case in this season of only murders on the stupid bitch express

whit

Thank you john brion

whit

Normans walk by john brion

Noah

yes tori hour !!! beekeeper is so underrated … barons of suburbia ?! hellerrr

Nick Combs

Does anyone know the dance song in the sound clip with the lyrics, “come on and join me…what was I made for.”

nymphowarsxxx

She says “Although enjoyment I’m sad again, don’t tell my boyfriend, it’s not what he’s made for, what was I made for?” It’s a mishearing/re-imagining of the Billie Eilish song “What was I made for?” Which says “when did it end? All the enjoyment…” etc

Porn McCartney

Abnormally attracted to bing bong bing

Sawyer!

I signed up to to the grannyfucker site and the only account on the grid is Madonna!! I couldnt get a screenshot cuz i was blocked for not replying quick enough when she asked for my scabs and toenails :/

Tati Westbrook

God. People like you need to be locked up. You signed an agreement. You MUST fuck every granny who asks, how hard is that to understand, SAWYER?

Sawyer!

she didnt even wanna fuck!! the add is totally a lie. her profile said she was only into "play with leeches, toilet roleplay, expired milk/cheese swap and larvae" which i didnt really understand. The last taboo ig :/

Tati Westbrook

EXPIRED MILK SWAP AND LEECH PLAY?! 💀💀💀💀💀

Nemisa

I hope Azealia Banks will be the prophet of gen alpha. She should appear on the show

Emilio

Wow I love Fionas song Vegetable Cutters <3

Christopher Hendrix

Which is the specific club remix? I have only found it on a YouTube short!

SB

Misheard/misinterpreted song lyric à la 'crab inna hole' is called a mondegreen! hold me closer tony danza, don't go jason waterfalls etc.. NEAT also y'all talk about shrimp A LOT.. it makes me miss Gwen. I've been trying to learn where shit is.. like geographically -- because I'm real fuckin dumb, aaaand making KNFW mnemonics seemed to stick to my brains better than anything else: South America= TCVGSEPBBPUAC Truckers Can Verify Gwen Stefani Eats Prawns Before Breakfast, Proving Useless At Concerts (i got lazy at the end) ps i'm from Cincinnati wooooo pps Macy I never followed up with asking you how you like Antkind -- The chunk of it you read at least? I mean I'm pretty positive it'll be the tits to me and I'll like it soso much; I'mma order it now I think.. it was always so goddamned expensive when it came out kbye

Conor Behan

It is lol. It’s because they were in ireland at a wedding n heard it n adapted it as a what they thought it was slang for drunk. But a “wagon” is slang in ireland for someone who is a pain in the ass / doing too much. It got lots of coverage here of Irish people being like.. that’s not what that means babe 😂

Jaysus

i thought it was because people called her the tank because of how much coke she could do in a night 😭

Christ

And by the time you’re 45, I must confide, you hock toi’ed them all.

ax

which daniel lanois song is that?? it sounds very beautiful..

Björk

you are such a bitch

Christ

YOURE FUCKING LYING