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Hi folks. Ellen here with another episode of my club! I wasn't on the show this week, but the ladies are yucking up a storm and having fun without me. Topics include Doja Cat, Troye Sivan's new song, and the autumnal equinox ritual of blowing dried cum back up into the balls with a straw. Although enjoyment? I'm sad again...Not! I have just purchased Turks and Caicos islands and am planning to use them as a biiiiiig fuckin fat toilet to take a dump on. No offense! So there's a big smile on my face this week, and maybe there will soon be one on yours as well thanks to Club Ellen. 

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Henry

God?

qwuoant

that bald bitch doja is only good for sucking dick and cock

Henry

I walked across the Canadian border at Niagara Falls once and was harrowing

Elizabeth

I'd love a M & T movie review show. Macy's episode on Girls Guts and Giallo was the most accurate breakdown of why Blonde was such a piece of shit.

Pookytee

Dripp’n eggs all o’er Miami!

Dip

I love getting my cock out for Ellen. At her Club!

Dany

After iggy’s there’s a whole new meaning to cup o’ drip

Will

listened to this while I shoplifted chicken thighs

Bethany

Okay a couple things: 1. Might I suggest the prodigy as another evil kid movie, sadly not starring Vera farmiga but it’s insane and a possessed kid eats pubes in it, not sure what else you want 2. Pls just have a dr evil soundboard, I need a “ex-zippit a” drop 3. Keep strokin those cocks folks

Your FFriend Cunt Boy

It is so unfair that we don’t get Club Ellen on video I want to see the insanity of these intros 😂❤️

Jaysus

miss linda and miss anna did a talk at my uni this week yet i very unfortunately missed it 😪😪😪

reagan

how crazy would it be if tori amos saying “cum” in precious things made its way onto the soundboard…. love you gals💖

Chase

Has anyone else noticed the older eps vanishing from Spotify?

Jordan P

YES that would be so good

Pavle

"you ARE the visual baby" -Michael Haneke

Kellock

the cultural conversation on this one was genius.

Kellock

I need to know what the song is “although enjoy me” the house song she plays.

Your FFriend Cunt Boy

Can yall post a list of your like top 20 fav movies? there are so many yall talk about that i’ve never heard of

Zach Defense

Please PLEASE do an Orphan watch episode. Legitimately one of the greatest experiences I ever had in a theater. Also, if you haven't seen the prequel that came out a couple years ago, it is a must watch. At least 10 times more deranged than the original

Patrik

I’m so into Theda’s fashion journey with her skinny jeans and burgundy leather jacket.

barktarn

beefed up twink

Annie

I'm a big horror fan and movie person in general, I watched Antichrist last night for the first time and wanted to turn it off for the first 45 minutes, like was talking back to the tv and wondering if it was worth it. I'm glad my friend wanted to stick with it because it ended up being fucked up and amazing and really fun to talk about the next morning. I need to go back and watch The House That Jack Built, I tried watching earlier this year but bailed after the first 20 minutes, mostly because its so long.

Kylee Kemlage

all i can think of is the blow jobin where theda talks shit abt two certain drag queens

Matthew

If you move the old Blow Jobin episodes to the chaser tier I’ll cry. Also there’s an exhibit of the Madonna Sex Book photos at Christie’s, perhaps a critics corner?

Collin

Can you please add "I love playing with men's assholes" to your SoundCloud list 🙏

Limabean01

omg please don’t remove those old episodes.. they seriously contain some of the most important pieces of podcasting media out there !!!

Conor Behan

Macy going “Madison beeeeerrr” made me howl

Bricka Tuna

Mÿ husbænt wäs shøt in the heäd by my dottir

Thomas

#ToriCorner I’m new to Tori *PEEL* and absolutely love her song Sweet the Sting. With this in mind what other Tori songs would you recommend ♥️♥️♥️

A

Orphan also has a hilarious sequel / prequel

Benji

I am always referring back to the early days!

Tati Westbrook

DONT MENTION IT THEYLL REMOVE IT SHHDJEHCNSJ

Richard Berquist

I’ve been singing it non-stop for the last couple weeks. Song of the year!

nymphowarsxxx

You're STARTING with Sweet The Sting??? You're ready for anything, that is advanced Tori pilled

goutful

Havent stopped thinking about "she's sucked a dick or shun"

Coffin Flop

Relistening to this ep and obv Tori is #teamkendrick! Get fucked, Drake!