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I have nipples Greg...can you milk me?? Topics include — sexting your Uncle. Topics include...MOVIES! We love them. There's a discussion in here about whether dicks are getting bigger...I'm pretty sure we've had this exact conversation on record at some previous moment, apologies, we are just so busy dealing with Ellen at the moment who is being a real handful. Love each other, xo. 

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goooooooooob

Attention. This is not a dating site. You will need to sext ugly uncles anytime they ask you. Your account will be banned if you don’t sext these fugly uncles

Beverly Malouf

LMAO “oh my god yr so fat and weird” in theda’s foppish meryl streep is something id like to add to my own nymphowarsian soundboard

Ray

love how dylan mulvaney and new norman are the same impression

Caitlin C.

I want to see this apartment furniture. I have a “shower room” which was a sauna that got added to the house in the 40s but the current owners converted it to a shower. the apartment is full of 1980s cocaine chic furniture designed by my friend’s grandmother.

Tati Beauty Puff

CANNOT BELIEVE MACY JUST MENTIONED SILENT HILL 2 REMAKE. Queen literally looks like Maria too. slay.

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Currently touching my pussy

Chris Glabb

Waiting for “kiss my pussy” on the SoundCloud soundboard👄😻

EJ

I cannot stop listening to the Gaylord Focker intro

nea

macy architectural digest tour when 🙏

Elara

The “let me see your pussy” sound had me cackling

Libby

Macy, thank you for explaining the new Exorcist movie so I never have to see it 🫡

Zach Defense

The new exorcist was SO bad. It felt like it was put together by a DEI officer for a fortune 500 company that's just incredibly bad at their job. Every faith has exorcisms, look at this focus tested group of faiths and beliefs that no one writing the movie understands! But also, like, a purple scarf has the same weight and power as any of these faith practices?

Benji

Mississippi Mud or Key Lime?!?!

hugomac

Unequivocally, Kurt Russell made me gay.

Anthony

Never, ever, ask a question. Don’t leave the desk. Oh my god, you’re so fat and weird. Stop talking to me. Who’s the fat cow? Oh, Miranda, you are a crazy bitch.

Tati Westbrook

What Theda did not mention about the “kiss my pussy” audio is that in the original video, it’s not just the old lady saying that out of the blue. She’s having a full on convo with the nurse who’s like “I would never kiss your pussy, that’s nasty” and the old lady literally says “it’s not nasty….. it’s ✨ wonderful ✨” 😂

Tati Westbrook

AND THENNNN the nurse tells her to look to Jesus, and the old lady turns her eyes up like she’s praying and says “lick my pussy, Jesus” I’m NOT EVEN KIDDING.

helen

MACY I’m obsessed with otherworld now— you have to listen to Uwharries parts 1 and 2 they are BEYOND

Noah

HOLY that video has me deadddddddd 😭😂😂

Gpafkr

I cannot tell you how many times I have re listened to this just to laugh in hysterics to “kiss my pussy” and “let me see your pussy”

Sarah Chapman

Fast forward to April ‘24 when Theda gets to go in the Criteorion Closet 🫶✨

Christ

RIP GENA ROWLANDS DEMENTIA NOTEBOOK

Master Stroke

Ryan has a confirmed big cock… just saying