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CLUB ELLEN - DECEMBER 2, 2023 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-02 19:11:37
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2026-06

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Shockwave therapy on the COCK, Alicia Florick disappoints us, mortality, camcorder, and some VOICEMAILS...Low key, MELLOW....a mellow Club Ellen...although enjoyment!

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madison

😁😁😁❤️

Ethan

YOU ARE THE VISUAL, BABY

Terry Gross

Hey ladies (derogatory)! Just wanted to let you know that until today, I earnestly believed the 2022 cinematic hit “Bones and All” actually featured a dramatic sequence of a plane landing on the Hudson River. Thanks for that!

V.C. Tera

I love listening to podcast

sue

club december

Michael

SUPER IMPORTANT QUESTION: does anyone know which episode started out with “ladies let me tell you about his cock” and then transitions into Beyoncé

Noah

Yayayay!

Richard Berquist

“There’s something so gross about you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sia Furler

International calls when!!! (Pls just let me email u my gay English voice I need advice)

Michael

I appreciate that so much, thank you ❤️

Maisie

I love surgery of any kind, and the anesthesiologists/assistants are always so put off when I tell them I’m excited, and can’t wait to be put under. I don’t think they’re trained for that type of situation 😂

Tim Evans

i have a perfume pervert gay friend who is fab to find scents with. frederic malle is a bit expensive but has excellent scents. for a gag, i hate perfume is a place both of us have wanted to go to, they have a scent called faggot https://www.cbihateperfume.com/

Sia Furler

Somewhat embarrassing to admit but I was the guy who listened to Nymphowars for 30k minutes this year and tagged u guys 😭 thanks for keeping my company gals

Sia Furler

I watched saltburn last night - it was good but I feel like the ending was a little over explained

Dip

I dont use Spotify so im not to sure my exact minutes but ive listened to all the main epps at least three times each this year and all the patreaon ones twice you guys are a ver comforting presences in my life. Thanks!!!!!!!! Ps. cock

Beth Jerky

please let us know that Theda made it through her non-beautification medical procedure! *oh my god touch me right there there*

Beth Jerky

ALSO - the TENSION music video looks like david lynch directed it and i cackle when i see the tiny kylie's dancing around because they remind me of the grandparents at the end of mulhulland drive

Dany

I demand cars and guitars (theda‘s version) as a separate post, im obsessed with that song

A

Reacting to what Theda said: I always feel like i’m about to die right before i release a project to the world. I think because every time I release a thing I think “This is going to be part of my legacy after I’ve died” or “now that i’ve released this thing i am slightly more OK with dying at any time because it’s out”

A

you are the visual gravy

A

this is the answering machine message i would have left on thanksgiving (but didn’t) that you might have gotten to today

A

there was a week where i fell asleep to the patreon only nikki tutorials episode every night

Paul

Theda! What’s the name/make of the camcorder that you bought?

Jesus

I love the idea that the real Sia Furler is rotting in her room listening to KNFW plotting her next movie

Sia Furler

I’m doing research for my next movie “neo-vagina”

Jesus

This episode takes me back to summers with abuelita when she watched the Voice at full volume, bounced me on her knee, and fed me peanut butter from her gnarled arthritic witch findger

Caitlin C.

this is the ONLY podcast i listen to to learn about Freud, there’s so much Freud here

Caitlin C.

hey there’s some weird Japanese movies at Japan Society in nyc this coming weekend & next weekend if nymphos & friends want to escape (??) melancholia (???)

Tati Westbrook

People… still cruise? How? I feel like in today’s climate the idea of cruising is impossible lol and if it were possible, the logistical aspect of it would make it a novelty…

Manuel Antón

as a top 2% podcast listener with 9806 minutes, I absolutely agree that we do not need any other filth when you are providing us with the FINEST filth out there. thank you both deeply ♥

Beth Jerky

relistening to the Beekeeper and I'm listening to Witness and I'm worried that it sounds like she likes the musical stylings of Andrew Lloyd Webber. it's giving j*sus chr*st superst*r vibes. Please tell me I'm wrong. such a letdown from cars & guitars! what in the orange knickers ...

Conor Behan

Macy’s Xtina impression is spot on. She’s the ultimate “saying a lot of words but saying nothing” celeb

rome

Oh yeah it's back. Certain big cities in certain areas. It's like a language tho I don't think everyone speaks it

Luke Davis

Can y’all do an episode on Ambien where you try to figure everything out?

Hunty

this is a wilddd suggestion, but i would like to see it

Albert Navetta

The Scent Bar experience is the opposite of the Oak Nyc experience. Some doll from Twitter judges you repeatedly and you’re not allowed to buy anything until you prove to her that you’re cool enough to wear one of the incredibly niche fragrances. At which point she will give you 90 samples so you never come back

Jesus

Podcast name suggestion: The Damacy

Sia Furler

Just got a Spotify notification that Tori’s cover of swimming pool is back, GO LISTEN NOW!

Reese

Minutes gooned: 49,667

Iris

Cars and guitars fucks.

hell0umi

THANK YOU LADIES FOR SUPPORTING BEEKEEPER! (and yes there are some unforgivable songs) - WILL ❤️

Roger Smith

PLSSS post the johnny *revenge-kick* pic Macy saw 😂

Alex Carlson

Can you post the swimming pools remix from the latest ep. Amazing pussy cunt

CW

I've listened to the such as Christina Aguilera interview 3 times i can't stop laughing such as

javi.tm

I already thought Macy's Christina impression was spot on but I just caught part of her interview with Drew Barrymore from earlier this year on Australian free-to-air morning TV and I am stunned at the parallels to her Club Ellen appearance. Christina is as long-winded and women in business as ever and at one point she mentions that she's teaching her kids about 'different sexualities and identities' which made me think about whether she would look at such individuals in a women's locker room… since Drew has her in a headlock for the entire interview, really getting up in that vanilla burnt sugar body scrub waft, I think she would ❤️