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CLUB ELLEN - 9 DECEMBER, 2023 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-09 20:06:46
Imported:
2026-06

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Content

Topics include...an old witch trying to give Macy a dollar on the street, talking about Anne Lamott's Bird by Bird, with a special guest visit from Elizabeth Cum. CDs, blah blah blah. We all love CDs. Put a cd into the CD player! Annie Lennox. Actors on Actors.

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Caitlin C.

yesss! i have 25 min left in my train ride to listen to this

Sia Furler

I truly cannot stand Kate Bush and if you pivoted Tori corner to Kate corner I think I’d become a TERF

Westopher

Ann Lamott reminds me of Mary Gingham! 😂 Wonder what happened to her...

,

Holding a stress position for this one!

madison

wachowksi sisters padam padam

Beth Jerky

elizabeth's south mouth

Beth Jerky

Eurythmics 4/4 In Leather !!!!!!!!

K.

Birding with Cum, by Anne Lamott & Elizabeth Cum

Beverly Malouf

bring back kiss my pussy!! make america kiss pussies again

Ian (age withheld)

I'm just a dumb tourist, and can't believe I've been riding the subway incorrectly. I've always put my hand in front to move the turnstile, when I should've been using my big fat cock. It's sad to think that the next generation won't understand us when we talk about how we used to use the turnstiles

Dany

Ai people pleasee give us tori version of kidz bop padam

Sia Furler

For some reason my brain cannot comprehend Kidz Bop and Kylie Minogue existing in the same universe, like one of them must surely be fiction

ceereal

5/5 stars on there is all aching

Manuel Antón

I was not ready for the return of Macy's gremlin Tension cover and it just blew my ass off as the kids say.

Serena van der Schnitzel

I was just trying to explain this about CDs to zoomers at my work- they don’t get it at all, some of them consume music on vinyl but it’s more of a souvenir thing for one or two artists they are obsessed with.

Caitlin C.

“why isn’t ANYONE talking about THIS” in a post guarantees I’ll never talk about it. that and “friendly reminder”—no one who says they’re being friendly is actually being friendly in my mind. just call it “passive aggressive reminder”

hugomac

We had a Jaden at the school where I teach and the kids told me it was him that stole the hi-hat cymbals from the drum kit.

shit ass

love the who weekly caller that called about this author bitch

Jeremy

WE WILL BE SEEING YOU

BrattyAngellxx

I’m glad majortransceleb lived through her life changing surge!!!!!

Conor Behan

Bird by bird came from a memory the author had of her brother doing a school project on birds. Their dad helped by tackling it “bird by bird” so it’s a metaphor (?) on breaking down writing projects to make them doable. And I know this because … they talked about it once on the RuPaul podcast x

Ethan

Cock by Cock the new book about books

resident of beautiful princess island

The true detective theme being played during Ms. Cum's words briefly threw me into an HBO noir about truth as pain and child abuse

goooooooooob

Get a girl and get a boy Bird by bird

hell0umi

i love the dreaming as an album (as problematic as it is) - the title track is not only about Aboriginal Australians but also features didgeridoo playing by infamous pedophile Rolf Harris….

Jesus

They should create little USB-C jump drive albums. I would love a little thing I could plug into my phone or car and listen to ✨offline✨

Paul

Is Elizabeth Cum the mind behind @OldMaturePussy??

Joe B

I’ll be expecting Period Minute as a weekly feature🩸❤️

EJ

The speed with which Theda gathered Ms. Cum into the studio is awe inspiring

Coffin Flop

why is nobody talking about the “purple prose” of SUCK AND FUCK?!?!

nymphowarsxxx

THIS could be the Gilded Age alarm clock of today!

Maisie

I just watched bones and all… do we think Kathy and sully are the same person? I do.

Sia Furler

Tate McRae sings like her tongue is too big for her mouth

Jamie Crewe

I missed a bit and thought ‘Tori’s Pool’ was a kids bop version of ‘Swimming Pools’ when it started - ‘why you babysitting me while my parents are out’

Riley Kay

I love when theda makes the explosion sound before clicking the sound board